Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[Geetbo]

What would Andrew look like after an "all-expenses-paid-all-nighter at a Pizza Express", exactly? Man doesn't even sweat. And what would the aftermath of an all-nighter at a Pizza Express look like? Lots of discarded pizza crusts, everyone clutching their stomachs saying "another doughball? I couldn't possibly!"

Her attempts to capture the zeitgeist are truly cringeworthy. She’ll be twatting on about her tamagotchi next.

 

[StatusWoe]

What platform was Ariel doing her filters are bad video on?

I want to know this too. I googled her name earlier and found a lot of porn.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I want to know this too. I googled her name earlier and found a lot of porn.

I’m scared to search, I want her to off Jack; I don’t want to Jack off

 

[Jelly Bean]

What platform was Ariel doing her filters are bad video on?

You Tube. Called Ariel's Twilight (argh something else I've forgotten ).
She talks about body dismorphia and how filters are fine if you DON'T LIE.

ETA Ariel's Twilight Years.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Well he says he was at Pizza Express and not abusing a child, so I think she’s implying all expenses paid Pizza Express is a euphemism for child abuse

I know, it's just that it doesn't make sense. But was she was trying to imply Sue Lee 'looked' like a child abuser? Again, it makes no sense.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I know, it's just that it doesn't make sense. But was she was trying to imply Sue Lee 'looked' like a child abuser? Again, it makes no sense.

Yes she’s implying he is a pedalo. I think the best defence her No Win Pro Bono lawyer could attempt here is that the metaphors are mixed to the point of not making sense

 

[StatusWoe]

I’m scared to search, I want her to off Jack; I don’t want to Jack off

Think I found it via her Twitter. Haven't watched it yet so hope this is the right one.

Spoiler

 

[MooBelle]

My personal suspicion is that she actually donated *more* than the actual profits from the Teemill merch, possibly even by ten-fold, because she wanted to save face when they didn't sell as well as she hoped and she ducked up by bragging about total turnover rather than actual profits, so everyone was expecting her to donate ££££s.

The biggest issue with all of this is the lack of transparency. She could have avoided all the criticism and suspicion around Teemill by transparently posting the sales figures and saying "sorry, I ducked up - silly smol brain!" but instead she lied, tried to style it out, and got in an even worse mess.

Similarly, setting up a proper GoFundMe or Crowdjustice for suing 30p Lee rather than the link to her Paypal would remove all the doubts and criticism about ringfencing, and also provide a mechanism for returning the money if it doesn't happen. And she could also make her patreon income public, especially if (as she claims) so many people are only paying a pound a month.
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Worse - it was her Paypal. Grifting bleep

That's probably what was in the boxes in the longest move ever.
4000 tshirts.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly (9p, £1.89 for 200g) (if jelly is unavailable then take a Bic razor to some wine gums or whatever) (fruit pastilles also available if terrified by the sight of the word ‘wine’ ODAAT).

Doesnt QUITE scan as well, but I reckon Beyoncé and the other two (Liberté and Fraternité?) could pull it off

Kelly, can you handle it, Michelle, can you handle it, Beyonce, can you handle it? duck no we don't want to be anywhere near it...

Early Destiny's Child is well within my remit anyway, ladies.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

He’s not wrong. He’s a twit, but he’s not wrong here. This is bull posing. Jack’s nightmeat Tesco is along that parade.

But in fairness, if the 'local' pompous mats Tories decide to come on over from their big houses for a jolly day out being told to duck off in my area, they'll always do their photos in the posh areas because;

1. Broken concrete, streetdrinkers, balloon canisters and dogshit don't make as nice a photo background as trees and sunshine.
2. There's no secure or onstreet parking - and therefore no quick getaway if the real locals get wind that they're around.
3. They only want to be around preapproved persons not the actual locals in photos. And if they tried for video, it would turn into a montage of passers by and van drivers leaning out of windows shouting 'WANKERS' at them.


We've managed to get ourselves a bit of a reputation of nice, friendly looking steel bands and cute little silverhaired old ladies playing ball right up until the cameras roll on the patronising/racist/pompous tossers round here. So much so, Chief Tory twit was practically parachuted into the area and hastily helicopter extracted straight back out again before anybody actually local even knew he was here, never mind get within rinsing distance.

 

[House of Carbonara]

What platform was Ariel doing her filters are bad video on?

It's on YouTube.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Well he says he was at Pizza Express and not abusing a child, so I think she’s implying all expenses paid Pizza Express is a euphemism for child abuse

Yes she was basically saying he had the look of a sweaty paedophile. I think he had more grounds to sue her than she did of him.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Think I found it via her Twitter. Haven't watched it yet so hope this is the right one.

Spoiler

It is. Watched, can see why she was so vocal about filters. I want to give her a hug.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes she was basically saying he had the look of a sweaty paedophile. I think he had more grounds to sue her than she did of him.

Jack loves making a punchline out of child abuse, pass it on

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Ugh that's not good. Why would anyone pay directly to a stranger's PayPal? Would that not ring alarm bells? I think she'll dodge accountability again

I know someone on Twitter who does this like clockwork, every single month, almost following the same pattern as Monroe. They've done it again today. Moaned they've got paid, it's nearly gone already but what a surprise, there's their PayPal in their bio again, until they get a few bungs from stupid paypigs and lie that they've had a lottery or gambling win. Textbook, it makes me fume at their grifting, bleep behaviour.

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

I don’t know if she has the self awareness to realise that’s not gonna work this time. She needs to drop some serious change into whatever “local charity” she has deemed worthy of funds, otherwise I think it will be the ultimate tipping point. You’ll always have the deluded neck beards, but those who were on the fence before will only need the barest of nudges for the scales to well and truly fall.
Edited, I had a chaos

I mean she set it up to be "not transparent" from the start if I recall. She had people send money to all her usual begging bowls and didnt ask them to specify it was to be used to sue Sue Lee so there isn't any way to know what dosh was intended for the pro bond, no win no fee trial of the century and what was for her botox , sideboard and snow days fund

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Well he says he was at Pizza Express and not abusing a child, so I think she’s implying all expenses paid Pizza Express is a euphemism for child abuse

She’s actually lucky she hasn’t been sued for this. As whatever your views about Prince Andrew he settled a case with someone who was actually an adult at the time of their event which may or may not have happened. Actually find it a bit unhelpful people labelling him a pweirdo when there are a lot of people who allegedly went to the island from various walks of life who should also be getting questioned
his decision to do that interview is the only thing worse than HH2 in terms of a stupid decision
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Think I found it via her Twitter. Haven't watched it yet so hope this is the right one.

Spoiler

Have to say that guy with her is punching massively. Hopefully he is loaded and can buy her loads of sideboards

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s actually lucky she hasn’t been sued for this. As whatever your views about Prince Andrew he settled a case with someone who was actually an adult at the time of their event which may or may not have happened. Actually find it a bit unhelpful people labelling him a pweirdo when there are a lot of people who allegedly went to the island from various walks of life who should also be getting questioned
his decision to do that interview is the only thing worse than HH2 in terms of a stupid decision
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Have to say that guy with her is punching massively. Hopefully he is loaded and can buy her loads of sideboards

She wasn’t an adult in the eyes of the law of her country/state, which means international sex trafficking of a child by JE

 

[Sensible Susan]

In the beginning, there was grift.

And (s)he said: Behold what I have done
I've made a better world for everyone
And then everyone clapped
(with massive apologies to Queen Hazel)

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s actually lucky she hasn’t been sued for this. As whatever your views about Prince Andrew he settled a case with someone who was actually an adult at the time of their event which may or may not have happened. Actually find it a bit unhelpful people labelling him a pweirdo when there are a lot of people who allegedly went to the island from various walks of life who should also be getting questioned
his decision to do that interview is the only thing worse than HH2 in terms of a stupid decision
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Have to say that guy with her is punching massively. Hopefully he is loaded and can buy her loads of sideboards

That’s your takeaway from the discussion on looks, beauty, ugliness, body dysmorphia