Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[SmolWarrior]

Frauen, I mentioned a while ago I know someone who knows someone who is involved with a national newspaper, on the food side of the house. Commissions writers for features etc. The intel I had at the time was that guest was 'unreliable, bad tempered, and treated people horribly'.

I have just had this re-confirmed and that the person point-blank refuses to commission anything from guest now. The paper has apparently 'cut all ties' because guest was too volatile, had lots of angry outbursts about things, and was a nightmare to work with.

Looking at their website I don't think guest has written/been featured in this outlet since 2020 so I am inclined to think this tea is true!

ETA - removed some details as potentially too much

 

[Mrs Peel]

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Timeline mither. Please know that I am IN NO WAY making light of abuse of any sort. It is ALWAYS unacceptable, and victims should be believed when they tell their stories. I am, however, calling out another (odious) completely contradictory set of simultaneous events. And I am also saying that I do not believe Jack, either in her account above, or in her account here. TW graphic descriptions of abuse, r*pe.

Spoiler: Please click with care.

In Hotes screenshot (already established to be while she was still in the fire service yet somehow implying here she was also IN POVERTY over two years before THE POVERTY) Jack says she was six months pregnant
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Yet Jack (anonymously) tells another story of the events of this time to Buzzfeed in 2016.
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Click advisedly if you haven’t read it before, it’s pretty graphic. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/patrickstrudwick/this-is-domestic-abuse-when-lgbt#.lj0v51038
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Jack Monroe: I was a victim of domestic abuse

Jack Monroe has come out as a victim of domestic violence.

www.thepinknews.com

I am assuming either that her abusive girlfriend forced her to wheel a chair two miles in a wheelbarrow and smile for a picture under threat of having pins stuck in her again, that this is just after she escaped this terrible graphic situation and the smile in the picture and reminiscences are because she was free of it and the two miles of wheelbarrow chair pushing at 6 months pregnant was a sign of FREEDOM, OR (and hear me out here) because in the text accompanying the 2019 picture (already established to be a complete fucking lie), and in the Buzzfeed article, maybe Jack was LYING.

Spoiler: Trigger Warning

If she is lying about this, or even exaggerating in any way, then she is despicable. I was violently raped by an ex-boyfriend when I was 18 and a half years old. Not 18, not 19, 18 and a half. I remember the exact date over 35 years later, so I can be specific about my age. If I was asked to describe it in detail, even now I wouldn't be able to. Not because I don't remember it; I remember every second. But to open up and describe every single detail? No.

I spent years looking over my shoulder. I even moved to a completely different part of the UK in order to try and put some distance between myself and what happened. This is one of the few times that I have talked about it and now I'm going to have a stiff drink. There are certain things that should only be spoken about completely honestly, no lies and no exaggeration.

If this is another of her tall tales then she is the lowest of the low.

 

[maryish222]

While it's quiet and I'm nap trapped, I'm rewatching her + Kit at the Book Fest.
She says she trademarked "depressipies." I thought to myself, she can't be lying?! Found the below. It's the "application totally refused" for me

 

[Geetbo]

I think we ought to have a new rule that at the end of every thread someone has to post THE END as it never fails to amuse me.

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

A dozen engineers?
What a website repair looks like in the mind of someone who's never had a website repaired

What it actually looks like

Fuck me, she is THICK.

 

[SmolWarrior]

She really is a vile parent isn’t she? I remember my dad being proud as punch when I eventually got good enough to beat him at chess. With her, it’s the opposite.

 

[MancBee]

Trying desperately to keep up and failing, because I am BUSY, OK?

I want to ask why Jake and Hannah Graf are at a DIVA event?

Jake is a trans man married to a trans woman. Now whatever your views, GC or otherwise, these are two people of opposite sex in an opposite gender relationship.

In what way do they fit into the Lesbian community? Neither of them identify as lesbian. In fact neither of them identify as gay. Jake identifies as a straight man, Hannah as a straight woman.

Oh yes, they are besties with Big L, so it doesn't matter.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Hello ninnies! Another month, another Patreon update - apols for the delay had a bit of work goss to catch up on and you know how it is lol. Behind a cut as per:

Spoiler: For length

Topline: Jack Monroe opened May 2023 with 428 paying Patreon subscribers. Where she hides the revenue she takes we've had to estimate this to be worth £5.3k, using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber fee of £14.12 and subtracting worst case platform fees of 12%. We once again implore Jack to unhide her revenue so we can accurately report on this!

Jack is down 6.1% month on month, losing 32 subs and gaining just 4 in month, netting off at a loss of 28 subscribers. This is the 8th consecutive month of losses, and has been pointed out by our wise mavens as one of the worst she's had - maybe it was the Tina Turner guest pics that did it? Optimistic that we'll see even higher losses in June 2023 opening just as there's 3 bank hols in this month so maybe ppl will review their bank statements a bit more!

On Nigella - she's still 1.8 * pre-Nigella promo, but if you look at the first row for Feb 2021 when our records began she was at 346 paying subs, she's only at 1.2 * that level. This is a super slow, gentle, soft cancellation but rest assured it's happening. Those 2 hours spent pretending to be a chess genius could have been better spent trying to retain some of ur passive income hun!

Please let me know if you have any questions/suggestions. And thank you for reading this - I do really appreciate it cos this is a fun little project.

 

[MooBelle]

That’s quite something. Don’t see many lineups where not a single person is wearing something I would even slightly consider wearing. More importantly, why is Linda rubbing her thighs like Vic Reeves in all of these photos?

Is it wrong of me to say that I thought 3 of these women could be Morgana Robinson? 2 of them in character.
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After all this quiche chat…I added one to my Deliveroo order today…which they didn’t have, but sent a replacement. Which was…..Lemon Drizzle Cake - I guess all baked goods are interchangeable. Another quiche-less day for me…..

I had best substitute ever in my shopping this week.
I ordered a pack of small flags in my regular delivery. I'm not particularly Royalist but I do accept it is a part of history and I have my family over to watch next Saturday. I'm not one to put the bunting out but I thought it would be nice for my grandchildren to wave a little flag whilst we watch on telly. Not planning on quiche but there may be a trifle.
Anyway, my flags got substituted for..... a pack of envelopes.
The mind boggles.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Police didn’t care she had a stalker who was blackmailing her, but they are straight there if someone sends a tweets saying her cooking is shit.

 

[SadieHQ]

After all this quiche chat…I added one to my Deliveroo order today…which they didn’t have, but sent a replacement. Which was…..Lemon Drizzle Cake - I guess all baked goods are interchangeable. Another quiche-less day for me…..

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Just in the middle of a quick grunk and I'm already


So she was slowly, deliciously, gently hanging out with a man every day for two years with a man whilst both Old Harold and Burger Botherer were on the scene? Right. And she now spends 2.5 hours per day playing chess with him as well as attending 67 AA meetings per week and working 470 hours per week? Right. And she's only just recently discovered this person's love of chess after spending every day for two years with him? Right. And she's retweeted her latest TOOT TOOTER mere days after breadcrumbing unaliving and needing round the clock supervision like a pathetic, attention-seeking, tantrumming human version of the crown jewels? Right.

At this point surely even the most loyal of squigs and neckdads will be She's done more u turns than COVID era Boris Johnson. She is seriously unwell. That photo of her from the DIVA cult evening where she looked like a piranha coming up for a sliver of bait, she didn't look well there. Usually I'd feel desperately sorry for anyone this obviously unwell but she's just so nasty with it. You can be mentally unwell AND toxic and vile. If she's toot tooting again, I predict a chaos of Godzilla/Fukushima proportions. She's so full of shit.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm bringing this back.

Here, Jack was tweeting about filming a recipe video for Instagram.

Did it ever see the light of day?

No, of course it didn't!

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

So... She has 19 days to start her Lee Anderson legal action, and after that, it's basically been channelled fraudulently into her personal account?

I really want her to do a huge public legal thing and be totally humiliated.

no, this is now the final stage of our countdown to her absolutely not bringing a libel case. She never could have done it anyway, firstly because what he said wasn’t libel (truth is a complete defence); secondly because she would have to disclose her finances to prove a) that she wasn’t profiting from poor people and b) that she had suffered loss as a result of the supposed libel. Plus, in order to win a case of that nature you generally have to do as much as reasonably possible to mitigate any loss and reputational damage. She retweeted the vid of him making his claims - amplifying them, not mitigating loss/reducing rep damage.

And she never even emailed him herself, never mind got her pro bono solicitor to send him a takedown/cease and desist letter, so she hasn’t even made the barest attempt to reduce any supposed impact.

She just used the whole drama as an excuse for a nice big tip jar rattle so she could buy herself some more sideboards, Nikes, filler, Botox, jewellery, etc. etc. It was always bullshit. This is our countdown to the day we get to say “told you so” to anyone who was mug enough to believe her. The only uncertainty is which excuse she’s going to use. I’m with the ninnies who are betting on bad mentals/ADHD chaos. She’s a massive cunt so of course she’s going to go with diminishing the struggles of people who really have to deal with the shit she pretends to.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Down from 460

 

[Fruitjack]

It's become a bit of a habit on Bank Hols when Mr F is snoring to treat myself to a reread of thread 31. If there's any newer frau who hasn't done it then I do urge you to treat yourself. I still audibly gasp when she turns up even though I know exactly when it's going to happen. Then you get the fantastic bit where people keep on posting as normal while they catch up. Anyway, with an awful lot of competition, I think this might be my favourite post ever on these threads.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Can we call the new/old friend Chessney Honks, please?

 

[houseofhoop]

I know this is so very early but pretty please can we have this as Thread Title:
Self-absorbed, self-serving charlatan

 

[MooBelle]

Ah point of order dear heart - guest was invited back to This Morning once more. When she offered a visibly horrified Phil bollock sossidges.
It was off the back of the old man eating toothpaste wasn't it? When she was on a high from her viral lamb and champagne tweet? And guest cheerily and cockily tweeted 'I'm hooome' before filming her segment.
Now THAT was the final nail in her coffin TM wise.

My personal opinion on why that appearance was why she's blacklisted from TM...
It was a strange day on TM. Jack has tweeted several times she was on the show and even posted a couple of photos of the studio. However, she wasn't mentioned. Not by the presenters, not on the app and not on the programme menu. No 'coming up next ' nothing.
We wrongly assumed she'd been lying. Suddenly she appeared. No introduction just camera cut to her and she cooked suspicious sausage pasta thing.
Afterwards she posted a picture of a packet of spaghetti next to a bottle of ketchup and said this was a meal for a poor person. She got back lash and deleted the photo.
My theory is she really did intend to do spaghetti ketchup to show the evil tories how the poors ate. The producers shat themselves and pulled the segment, scrubbing all trace of her from the schedule. She will have thrown a tantrum and eventually agreed to cook something else and they quickly got their Home Ec to rustle something up.
She was never invited back.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I’ve just realized where guest gets inspo for all her fictional life events and complete nonsense.

Spoiler

She’s working her way through Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice musicals!

We’ve had Cats Jack
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“Starlight Express” Jack
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Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoatcast Jack
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Looking forward to Lesbo Miserable