Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

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Stephs Packed Lunch trolling guest. First of all it was advice for renters now its how to make a quiche properly.
 
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She's on an inexorable arc of continual decline
Can we bring this back as a thread title please? 😂

Lads, the quiche has entered Australia! My city's very own grifter/liar with questionable mothering skills and a plagiarised cookbook (Emmylou Loves) has made a quiche with not enough eggs and has neglected to blind bake the pastry.
She's not quite Jack but she's ~dire~.

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I'll be so LIGHTS ON when we're finally post-quiche.
 
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The May edition of That Mans newsletter just arrived in my inbox. Featuring recipes to feed a crowd and make your money go further/£1 wonder hacks. Everything beautifully photographed and very appealing. No bizarre substitutions for binding ingredients for something that'll turn it into pig-swill. No trumpet blasts about how hard he works to keep these recipes free. No egotistical ramblings. It's the difference between seeing an RSC production of King Lear and Skegness Am Dram at the community centre.
Any inexplicable eggs?
 
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So... She has 19 days to start her Lee Anderson legal action, and after that, it's basically been channelled fraudulently into her personal account?

I really want her to do a huge public legal thing and be totally humiliated.
 
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There had been other posts, which she deleted when she posted that one. I think the other ones were a mix of similar apologies and discount codes for her shops, one of which is mostly empty and the other one of which doesn't work.
I’d captured the older ones, back in the 100’s threads I’d reckon. Don’t think they’re in Media. Might look and update later today
 
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Oooh, that sounds like the sort of film I will actually bother to watch, thank you 😀💕 bless the canal, I do genuinely learn something new most times I mither here x

my favourite film about miners is always going to be the comic strip presents The Strike (which is still a decent satire today because of its observations re media classes’ representation of labour movements and its observations on how US perspectives skew how UK history is viewed). Peter Richardson playing Al Pacino playing Arthur Scargill is a stupidly funny concept, and Robbie Coltrane as greasy arrogant Hollywood exec is absolute chef’s kiss.
It's a very sweet film, although sad it is sort of uplifting. I got a wee bit teary at the end. Basically Pride was initially a protest march and no one would support them, even other gay people, because they feared being outed or battered by police. (Slightly more involved in that but that's what they focus on.)
They hear about the Welsh miners and how alone they were and the two different groups help each other.
 
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Quoting myself like the mendacious ninny I am but I can’t see her and the photo of Kit de Waal he uses looks a little like the one where guest did the make-up.
Looking at her patreon, it’s down to 433 for me.
Patreon will bounce up and down by a few over the first few days of the month, and also show slightly different figures on different parts of the site, but it’s usually stabilised by the 5th
 
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Look I'm sorry everyone but no matter how long I've neglected tattle for I must always, always inform the frauen whenever I see the word Growler in the wild. (Don't try to watermelon me please, I'm not actually at the brewery!)

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I really want her to do a huge public legal thing and be totally humiliated.
It would be so spectacularly Jack if she - champion of the working class - managed to unite all of us on the side of a bleeping Tory shitbag. An own goal so amazing, she could play in the back four at Old Trafford.
 
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So... She has 19 days to start her Lee Anderson legal action, and after that, it's basically been channelled fraudulently into her personal account?

I really want her to do a huge public legal thing and be totally humiliated.
no, this is now the final stage of our countdown to her absolutely not bringing a libel case. She never could have done it anyway, firstly because what he said wasn’t libel (truth is a complete defence); secondly because she would have to disclose her finances to prove a) that she wasn’t profiting from poor people and b) that she had suffered loss as a result of the supposed libel. Plus, in order to win a case of that nature you generally have to do as much as reasonably possible to mitigate any loss and reputational damage. She retweeted the vid of him making his claims - amplifying them, not mitigating loss/reducing rep damage.

And she never even emailed him herself, never mind got her pro bono solicitor to send him a takedown/cease and desist letter, so she hasn’t even made the barest attempt to reduce any supposed impact.

She just used the whole drama as an excuse for a nice big tip jar rattle so she could buy herself some more sideboards, Nikes, filler, Botox, jewellery, etc. etc. It was always bull. This is our countdown to the day we get to say “told you so” to anyone who was mug enough to believe her. The only uncertainty is which excuse she’s going to use. I’m with the ninnies who are betting on bad mentals/ADHD chaos. She’s a massive bleep so of course she’s going to go with diminishing the struggles of people who really have to deal with the tit she pretends to.
 
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I agree. My community was destroyed by Thatcher & it irks me to say the least that somebody is wearing that T-shirt & probably has no bloody idea about it's history, & the effect it's still having. 😠
I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't assume they have no idea about its history. We don't really know anything about the person in the photo or their background. I understand how it could seem borderline offensive for a young Londoner to wear it (like those ubiquitous Che Guevara t-shirts) but it might just show appreciation of a previous generation's efforts? I mean, I'm a originally from County Durham 🍉 and despite being a millennial who never experienced miners strikes first-hand, I know a decent amount about Thatcher, the history of the strikes and have family connections to that time and place. Apologies for the me-rail waffling lol. Suppose my point was that we don't know anything about t-shirt woman aside from the photo, so it's hard to judge. 🤷‍♀️
 
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It’s going to be fun to revisit the old posts on Sue Lee Day. Wasn’t it around the time of the dream house with the spite orangery? And she seemed to have it in her head that each view would equal £1 in damages, so was gleefully wittering on about how she was going to get a nice forever home out of it.
 
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I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't assume they have no idea about its history. We don't really know anything about the person in the photo or their background. I understand how it could seem borderline offensive for a young Londoner to wear it (like those ubiquitous Che Guevara t-shirts) but it might just show appreciation of a previous generation's efforts? I mean, I'm a originally from County Durham 🍉 and despite being a millennial who never experienced miners strikes first-hand, I know a decent amount about Thatcher, the history of the strikes and have family connections to that time and place. Apologies for the me-rail waffling lol. Suppose my point was that we don't know anything about t-shirt woman aside from the photo, so it's hard to judge. 🤷‍♀️
I was bored so I did a dive - Lucifer Hepburn, they’re from Leeds.
 
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