Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

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I’ve got no food in the house and all the shops near me are shut 🫣 so I was looking for recipes I can make with what I have (literally sardines and rice, RIP lol) and this is what came up. Reminded me of our dear Jackie and her peach curry 🤓
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Urgh thought I 🍉 myself with pics at the bottom of the screen, but it was JackMedia pics!
This was all I could find, but am certain I screenshotted as much Patreon as I could before she did the dirty delete
You may note that the “you haven’t filled out you address correctly” blag from the “Kickstarter playbook of excuses and victim-blaming” was being deployed here in 2020
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Oh so it's all become crystal clear now! She couldn't fulfill her patreon obligations because ALL her patrons failed to write their addresses correctly. There are tens of thousands of shithouse onion postcards languishing in the postal system because of these fools!!
 
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Nah Prince Andrew is a straight up you know what and we all know it. You don't pay people off if you've got nothing to hide.

This lead up to the stupid event next week has allowed me to do a nice social media cleanse 😂

Aaaaanyway. It's been lovely and quiet from guest and long may it stay this way!
 
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No offence but really cba with these threads turning into a happy clappy rave rally for Ariel either.
 
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She wasn’t an adult in the eyes of the law of her country/state, which means international sex trafficking of a child by JE
Oh- I didn’t realise that to be fair so apologies if I have upset anyone. The Prince Andrew interview was crazy though, like who thought it was a good idea.
I still to stand by the point that Jack is implying something where he hasn’t actually been charged or convicted of an offence.
I just hope 30p Lee is petty enough to revisit his comments once the deadlinecomes up
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Nah Prince Andrew is a straight up you know what and we all know it. You don't pay people off if you've got nothing to hide.

This lead up to the stupid event next week has allowed me to do a nice social media cleanse 😂

Aaaaanyway. It's been lovely and quiet from guest and long may it stay this way!
I think he is probably/allegedly someone who takes advantage of girls in a vulnerable position but I think there are a lot of others on that list too that seem to be getting off Scot free. For all of 30p lee’s faults he is an actual working class man who doesn’t have views I always agree with but he isn’t privileged like the royals or the holywood gang or even like Jack getting dropped off to school in the Range Rover with her ballet lessons and chess club
 
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I hate Sue Lee with every fibre of my being, but I also hope he hands guest her a on a plate when she fails to file suit for libel. Nobody should be allowed to let her forget her tin rattle and repeated claims she was going to sue when it fails to materialise at the end of the month.

I predict a serious case of the ouchies, blaming the ebil trolls, and maybe a medium-sized donation to the bloody Trussell trust .
 
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Just an aside but big Lin v guest on Getty Images (there are none of guest, just the other Monroe) 😂
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No offence but really cba with these threads turning into a happy clappy rave rally for Ariel either.
I can't say that I like what she does but I suppose she's honest about it? Unlike Jack..
 
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Oh- I didn’t realise that to be fair so apologies if I have upset anyone. The Prince Andrew interview was crazy though, like who thought it was a good idea
Apparently Andrew himself thought the interview was a “triumph” - so I think he is about as stupid and lacking in self-awareness as Jack (who said similar about that Guardian article with the pennies in a bath).

p.s. she’s taken quite a hit on the Patreon this month - down to 428 last I looked. Though it beggars belief that there are still 428 people willing to bankroll this charlatan, when she produces nothing in return and her “activism” amounts to a couple of tweets every few months. I wonder if Nigella still contributes? Cos they don’t seem to interact at all these days.
 
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Thinking of Jack, with all the spare time on her hands puts me in mind of the naughties TV show "Faking It" - Intrepid volunteers are plucked from their natural habitat and given four weeks to master a skill - which if I remember most of the contestants on it did a reasonable job of picking up their new skill; I can only conclude she has no interest in food or cookery whatsoever to have gained no skill in her over TEN YEARS of Faking It. But then what the hell is getting her out of bed on a daily basis? her "lights on" days?

And another thing: when she was first wanging on about quiches with her fake reported convo with SB "One of these nine quiches, probably" for some reason I imagined that she'd been trying out different fillings etc etc for nine variants. I never imagined that she would proudly boast about making NINE vol au vent sized quiches as if it were some epic undertaking that had trashed the entire kitchen (of which we only see six).
I'm convinced that she was implying this but then couldn't be arsed to go out and buy nine different quiches / fill nine large quiche bases with different toppings. That hilarious anecdote about SB asking what's for dinner doesn't work if there are 9 small quiches that are already being split between those unfortunate volunteers.
 
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She seems to have un-liked the quiche that a Twitter bod apparently made using her recipe (using what looked like puff pastry…so… yeah)
 
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My last mitherings (probably 😂) on the guest, Sue Lee, Prince Andrew thing.
Anderson said something really stupid on May 11th 2022, that foodbank users don't budget properly.
After some increasingly bonkers tweets Jack posted her response. Of course making it personal and offensive.

Anyway long story short Jack did start it 😂 She does not have (as Judge Judy would say) clean hands.

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thanks @Marmalade Atkins for ss.

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Anyway all summed up marvellously by dear heart @Veronicaaa

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