You would hope her pumble would be pube less but lets face it, with her “cooking” you never knowWent to type 'pumble' on my phone earlier in a reply. First time itto "purple", the second time "pube less", then the phone rang and I was tying to explain to my eldest why I was sniggering. Can't even remember what I was going to reply to/with now.
It's a sub-set of what Mrs Everytown and I refer to as "inspirational shit on the wall." Homes Under the Hammer is good for cringey examples, but Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away always had some irony-tinged classics.Sorry, I realise all that stuff is really popular but why do you need stupid bits of obviousluy fake scrap wood with home written on them to tell you where you are? It reminds me of what I was house hunting and someone had stencilled the word "Bath" above the bath. I suppose it would stop confused farmers leading a flock of sheep in for a drink but it upsets me.
I'm worried as my phone autocorrects to sh1tter now. Jack knows that everything on here ends up back on the hellsite so I can't imagine what idiotic dim excuse she’s struggling to come up with now. Perhaps we'll get to see the terrible scar?Went to type 'pumble' on my phone earlier in a reply. First time itto "purple", the second time "pube less", then the phone rang and I was tying to explain to my eldest why I was sniggering. Can't even remember what I was going to reply to/with now.
Nothing is as bad as those Live , Laugh Love signs.It's a sub-set of what Mrs Everytown and I refer to as "inspirational shit on the wall." Homes Under the Hammer is good for cringey examples, but Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away always had some irony-tinged classics.
We used to call them dingleberries.Clagnutit’s been a while since I heard that. Describes her to a
The way she describes things is stomach churning. As thick as her thumb and as dark as her morning coffee. Talking about the scab I take it? Urgh, vileI'm worried as my phone autocorrects to sh1tter now. Jack knows that everything on here ends up back on the hellsite so I can't imagine what idiotic dim excuse she’s struggling to come up with now. Perhaps we'll get to see the terrible scar?
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My eldest (sorry, DS1but more detail = definitely true, right?
We had no bathroom and an outside toilet, no clue, no clue at allShe's talking shit. I grew up in substandard housing. We had single glazing, no central heating and mould crawling up the walls. There was also a fire one year and smoke damage following that. Our flat was in an urban shithole and surrounded by constant traffic. By rights we ought to have severe respiratory issues (well my brother has asthma). My siblings and I don't sound like Honk. My sister has a deviated septum and she doesn't sound like Honk and that inclydes pre surgery. I have a child with chronic lung disease who doesn't sound like that. My friends children with CF don't sound like that. My uncle with enlarged tonsils doesn't sound like. I also know someone with a broken nose and they don't sound like that, their nose has a big kink in it though from the break. They all sound normal. I know that is all anecdotal but the only time I've ever heard anyone sound remotely like Honk is when they have a heavy cold.
Like Famine in Good Omens.https://giphy.com/y7fuMnZFcJSxO Weight Loss Jack is gonna be amazing.
We have prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment here.Jack should go back to the USA and market her slop for those in the penal system. Her food would scare the prisoners straight.
So many of these events are just a bunch of well-off lefties patting themselves on the back about how socially aware they are and how they're making the world better by giving space to marginalized voices. And I say that as a leftieUgh, those literary festivals bookings are so depressing. They just wheel out the same old same old, even proven liars with a bombed and discredited book
I've a few such folk in my family. Obvs, we are NC these days!So many of these events are just a bunch of well-off lefties patting themselves on the back about how socially aware they are and how they're making the world better by giving space to marginalized voices. And I say that as a leftie
myself.
I like that Madonna is also distressed about the inexplicability of the eggsNew grunk earworm, thanks, I love it.
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May I introduce you to Jack's (probably not gifted) neon sign... "Let's hang something cool here"?It's a sub-set of what Mrs Everytown and I refer to as "inspirational shit on the wall." Homes Under the Hammer is good for cringey examples, but Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away always had some irony-tinged classics.
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