That's a good point, I like how you've explained that as a sum. Jack would not be able to show us her working or the answers. But she will blow her own smoke up her own arse until it comes out of her mouth for all to see. Then she'll make a big show of how hardworking and original she is.
Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking
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And her poor son ended up with that rank greasy old chest of drawers in his bedroom last year when Jack did the “makeover” and posted it to everyone online.
That’s the bedroom of someone’s Nan, not a nearly-teenage boy
Lovely clean nailsPopped into town today, 1st time since Christmas and tenderstems, I made a beeline for Waterstones.
There it was, the same, singular, solitary copy that my sister has been keeping her eye on. It's apparently sat there since itshit the shelves. Surrounded by delicious, creative tomes full of enticement and promise, like a pair of Adidas 4 stripes, it just looked wrong.
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Unfortunately, I was spotted doing this
But to my surprise, everyone in the store turned around and slowly started clapping. It got louder and louder, until I was gently scooped up, tenderly held aloft onto the shoulders of the other customers until the manager came over, quietly wiping a tear away and whispered, "thankyou thankyou thankyou"
It's all so bleeping staged, isn't it? She's obviously closed the curtains in daylight and as for the records in the old suitcase
I'd sell a kidney to see Jack's eBay search history.
There are a LOT of Burberry scarves hanging on that door, soaking up the slopstink. Yuck.
Quite impressive she didn't crowbar a reference into the great sofa sleeping adventure there. Maybe in her time away she's already forgotten about it.
Has my mother been using Jackie’s Yorkshire pudding recipe?? DIRE.
FRAUMAGE
Ask your Mum if she used “dead bananas” instead of eggs…
I think your mother has been making Jack’s dollar pancakes. They still look better than Jack’s tho.
Which she loved sooooo much she reposted in 2018, not even acknowledging she’d done it before
I honestly don't know how Jack manages to have simultaneously burned to duck and raw things in a pan at the same time.
But 'a rough hole, nothing too precise or technical' would make a funny ykw.
Or edible.
Remembantz is the new portmanteau for when Jack starts on her “Trio or Taxi, which was best to find in your lunch box at primary school/who remembers spangles/ jumpers for goalposts” nonsense.
Curtains are closed so that nobody can see the acreage at the back of the house or triangulate the bungamansion from the front. Because she's so private. Or something.It's all so bleeping staged, isn't it? She's obviously closed the curtains in daylight and as for the records in the old suitcase
I see she is still behaving. Good girl pet. You never know that man might let you have a goat playing kitchens for him soon. You might get to shred the lettuce with serated sissors to make it fancy.
I almost feel sorry for it.Popped into town today, 1st time since Christmas and tenderstems, I made a beeline for Waterstones.
There it was, the same, singular, solitary copy that my sister has been keeping her eye on. It's apparently sat there since itshit the shelves. Surrounded by delicious, creative tomes full of enticement and promise, like a pair of Adidas 4 stripes, it just looked wrong.
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Unfortunately, I was spotted doing this
But to my surprise, everyone in the store turned around and slowly started clapping. It got louder and louder, until I was gently scooped up, tenderly held aloft onto the shoulders of the other customers until the manager came over, quietly wiping a tear away and whispered, "thankyou thankyou thankyou"
It isn't the book's fault that no one wants to buy it.
Doesn’t want the brambly mice peeking in. They’ve already been eating her paperwork.
And she bigs herself up and gets so much validation from MSM for her brain farts that thicko squigs think she’s done it. See VBI, donating books to food banks, donating earnings above min wage to charity…
That was an epic point for your spacebar to decide to have a day off, tenderstem.
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