Granted it wouldn’t be most people’s choice of recreational activity, but whatever floats her boat I guess
Granted it wouldn’t be most people’s choice of recreational activity, but whatever floats her boat I guessBy lying about drilling holes in tins?
Did you use the carabiner or is that just left over from dinner prep?Spent the morning making this. As you do.
Matches my ruler.
Recipe to follow.View attachment 2013214
Even toddlers are too mature and discerning to play with tin cans.Honestly the more I think about it the funnier it is. Nearly 35 years old and faffing around making shit lanterns out of tin cans.
Well being fanatical about elastic bands, I save the ones that come on parcels I haven’t ordered or forgotten I’ve ordered or piles of CCJs that keep arriving. Sometimes I just find the bands and assume that the family of wild Syrian hamsters that live in my bin shed ate the letters.Did you use the carabiner or is that just left over from dinner prep?
Tis but a work of minutes...she'll just ram together all her blog posts and tah dah!But she has loads she should be doing. Soooo much. The VBI, the 4 blogs a week, writing her memoir (which is due out in September) etc etc
Jack perpetuates the idea that poor people (and her son) cannot have nice things. Ugly tin cans, tumble dryer fluff and vegetable peelings for Christmas Dinner, that'll do the poors. Meanwhile she is strutting about in Vivianne Westwood, straddling Cotswold sideboards and eating Ocado grub.They're not even anything to look at are they? Imagine lying in the bath staring at a row of old bean cans with the dates still stamped on and a foul mixture of Yankee candles' greatest hits billowing out. Not really my idea of a magical diy home spa.
(I sometimes re-use cans - especially the catering size ones, as garden pots. Make a few drainage holes with a drill or bradawl - DO NOT ruin a perfectly good screwdriver - and pot up a couple of supermarket primroses. I'll give you that one for nothing Jack.)
She really is, isn't she. And she's convinced she's smarter than everybody else.I know it shouldn't surprise me any more, 3 years into my forensic JackWatch, but I will never, ever get over just how stupid she is
https://giphy.com/z8rEcJ6I0hiUM
This is one of her big problems isn’t it, she doesn’t belong anywhere. Doesn’t seem to have retained any friends from school / the fire service, no social circle from work, not a chef or a campaigner or a proper writer / journalist. No partner she’s fallen softly, gently in love with. Her son doesn’t appear to spend much time with her, and tbh he’s almost 13 and I imagine most boys of that age prefer to spend time with friends instead of their mums, even when you don’t factor in her being a horrid narc mum. The only place she has any sense of “community” is through AA, and I’d wager most of the members of her group wish she’d go away and the rest feel sorry for her. So nowhere to belong, and no real sense of self / purpose / place in the world, so all she can wang on about is a job she LEFT 13 years ago and lying about drilling holes in tin cans. And all entirely her own fault, because she has a horrible personality, lies about everything and elevenerifes everyone constantly. What a sad little life Jack.Sad how she still wangs on about being in the fire service (ie, answering phones) all these years later. She's gonna hang around pubs that are fire station adjacent soon, trying to geg in on any fire staff convo on the next table like that sketch out the fast show - 'hardest game in the world that'. While everyone stares at their pint awkwardly and moves when she goes the bog.
Was the bubble wrap intended to keep the heat in?Honestly, what with this, covering her windows in bubble wrap, hoarding, sleeping in the living room, etc etc .... it's giving Richard Madeley's millennium cupboard.
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A declaration about how despite being the most trans / non binary person ever, she’s had so many people celebrate her today?Wonder how she’ll make International Women’s Day all about her.
This is one of her big problems isn’t it, she doesn’t belong anywhere. Doesn’t seem to have retained any friends from school / the fire service, no social circle from work, not a chef or a campaigner or a proper writer / journalist. No partner she’s fallen softly, gently in love with. Her son doesn’t appear to spend much time with her, and tbh he’s almost 13 and I imagine most boys of that age prefer to spend time with friends instead of their mums, even when you don’t factor in her being a horrid narc mum. The only place she has any sense of “community” is through AA, and I’d wager most of the members of her group wish she’d go away and the rest feel sorry for her. So nowhere to belong, and no real sense of self / purpose / place in the world, so all she can wang on about is a job she LEFT 13 years ago and lying about drilling holes in tin cans. And all entirely her own fault, because she has a horrible personality, lies about everything and elevenerifes everyone constantly. What a sad little life Jack.
ETA: forgot i showed my SB this the other day and asked if he wanted to try it for dinner:
His answer? “Mummy that’s worms, disgusting”, which is odd because I thought he’d clap and declare it the best ever. And ever since when I ask what he wants to eat his first answer is “not WORMS mummy!” 
Ew ew ew EW! What happened to the daily kitchen deep clean then?? Joking, we know that's a lie.One of the anti-Jack accounts on the hellsite has tweeted a photo of her fire hazard kitchen. It’s probably from here but as much as it’s a fire hazard, it’s absolutely filthy
Those tiles and keek on the cooker. Even botchulism would be scared of that kitchen.
What the fuck in the autocarrot was going on there?! Remnants dear, remnants! Fuck knows what remembants are bit they sound chirpy
She is such a professional that she once posted her camera roll, clearly showing an alcoholic drink, in the middle of her performative sobriety. Backgrounds? She don’t need no stinking backgrounds.Ew ew ew EW! What happened to the daily kitchen deep clean then?? Joking, we know that's a lie.
Point of order though: as a 'photographer', she should be used to check the background in her pics before posting them. Surely she knows this?
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