Isn't that a plastic pot?! Like little individual cheesecakes come in? Not trifles. Jack makes her own spite trifle. The foil lid doesn't stick to Gu pots like like.That's not a Gu pot, Jack.
If I sit here wondering why she lies all the time about utterly pointless things, I'll melt my brain.
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I pronounced superfluous as super-flew-us and my mum didn't let me live it down for yearsI once pronounced cacophony like kakafoneywhen I was about 26? Still haunts me a decade later.
I mean, FFS she listed them this year and based on what she’s bothered to actually do they’d still be impossible to “guess as the year goes by”'See if you can guess what it was as the year goes by'. I beg your fuckin pardon. No one, not even the swivel eyed squigs, are wondering about your resolutions as the year passes. Pull your little cow pat wig out your arse.
Little did you know how prescient you were given that you’re now a valued frau on a complete Caca Phoney’s Tattle thread.I once pronounced cacophony like kakafoneywhen I was about 26? Still haunts me a decade later.
Why is her left arm made from a wooden bat. There is corner on there.Little did you know how prescient you were given that you’re now a valued frau on a complete Caca Phoney’s Tattle thread.
View attachment 2012140ETA I will never understand why she’s got a wonky Venetian blind next to a different sized Venetian blind tattooed on her arm. Was she at one point trying to marry a wealthy B&Q area manager?She thinks this is very clever so she’s said it a lot.
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Duh, Laz. (OBVIOUS EXCEPTIONS) innit?And also was saving for a deposit in Jan ‘21 but broke her no-spend rule on essential work supplies (a sticker for her laptop)…
Well I was talking piss in the email!Just nearly coughed up a lung laughing
Those look like Reach Media titles. They do local news, but also recycle stories/PR crap across their network. Yes most journos get sent a small number of photos to choose from, so maybe that’s the best of a bad bunch.Do the publishers pay for or get paid for this type of thing? There are so many (on readily). So sick of this photo of her!
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I had LEFT over the New Year so missed this but - 183 books - so ... A BOOK EVERY OTHER DAY? What's she reading ... Goosebumps?I mean, FFS she listed them this year and based on what she’s bothered to actually do they’d still be impossible to “guess as the year goes by”
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Ah, carefully is something that AI Jack has learned to say. She does everything carefully, to listen to her. It pre-empty“Carefully” poured in.
I love the way she always emphasizes you should do things “carefully”.
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I suspect she's put a small jar candle inside the tin (the flame is too big for a tealight). I don't believe for a second she could be frigged going to so much effort to 3/4 fill a full-size tin can.If she wants to reuse the tins surely a tea light in the bottom of an empty tin works better and doesn’t take eleventy billion hours to make?
That image on the lower part of her left arm (the right side of the photo) looks like part of this Crowded House album cover image:Little did you know how prescient you were given that you’re now a valued frau on a complete Caca Phoney’s Tattle thread.
View attachment 2012140ETA I will never understand why she’s got a wonky Venetian blind next to a different sized Venetian blind tattooed on her arm. Was she at one point trying to marry a wealthy B&Q area manager?She thinks this is very clever so she’s said it a lot.
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