Her autism cosplay really fucks me off. Just the way she describes it, as if its inhuman to be autistic. Vile witch.
Jack Monroe #478 “Well perhaps you should have kept your legs shut!” chortled Thomas
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I think it’s more she wants to show off, which is why she lies so much as it fails. Because she wasn’t wrong to start something beyond her capabilities, no! It’s because of her health/trolls/labels etc.
I believe I just chortled
i'm a year younger than jack and this comparison is properly freaking me out. it's not normal for non-coke hags to age this terribly? right? RIGHT?
She also posted this on 20th December (and then dirty deleted) Screenie from @Cheekymonk3y on https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...-hinterland-of-plagiarism.36002/post-13166880
now i'm thinking about it i know a fair few coke hags and none of them look as awful as jack
Looks like Jay is promoting Jack's book after all ...
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I think Jack's dreadful style or lack of contributes to it. There's also an element of dumb luck to it, I have two sips of red wine and get a face like a bloated tomato, on the plus side this means I'm too vain to be a proper booze hag but it's quite annoying when you see what other people get away with. It's like Elton John at the height of his drug hell, everyone is getting wasted on coke and looking all skinny like Bowie and there's poor old Elton, getting all the bloat like some sort of showbiz scapebloat.
My mum and I share a garden, there's pros and cons.i live within ‘popping in’ distance of my parents (who are divorced but both still live in the same area). Not going to lie I hate it, coming back here was a massive mistake and we are looking to move when it’s a suitable time for the children.
In Jack’s case though, it’s probably more of a nightmare for Big Dave and Ma E. Although I imagine they like being close enough to keep an eye on SB.
I've just come back from a very large Sainsbo, no books of Jack's in sight and no space where TK would have been. Almost as if it didn't sell well...
There is a big branch of Morrisons near my home with plenty of cookbooks, no Grifty Kitchen. At the weekend I took my nephew around a retail park near us that has a large Tesco and M&S, again both have book sections with plenty of cookbooks, still no Jack in sight
Don’t worry, tender one. She just stumbled into some bad lighting in the not-Lorraine studios, I am sure.
She’s her usual unfiltered and naturally “too pretty to be a pov cook” self in the lighting of her agents’ boggers.
BAD LIGHTING
GOOD LIGHTING
ETA no, I don’t know why the lighting in your agents’ toilets makes your nose grow either. Must have been all the massive lies she was telling them about her magnificent book manuscript that was almost done
Ok, one more then I'm going for a lie down.
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I wish we had some new content so I could make another nice collage.
Here's a couple from the archives instead. This was a BBC News appearance:
And this was a live stream for the British Library:
Oh duck it, one more. Here she is on This Morning:
I am absolutely not sorry for this repeat posting.
And always, bloody always, Jack is the little person at the centre of the story being gently supported/held/carried/fixed etc. I bet she is a bleeping nightmare to work with, a nightmare that expects everyone to pander to her and stamps her feet when they don't. She essentially tells us that with each of these ridiculous, self-infantilising yarns.
These paragraphs are GOLD. I read them first thing and got my first chortle of the day. Laughing again now re-reading them! Chapeau.
I have to believe it’s really bad sun damage combined with really bad aesthetics work combined with the Twits effect of your vileness shining through your skin. Like surely good people aren’t waking up to new bad faces in their early 30s? I feel like they’d have invented a cure if so.
I like this one too
Dearest genius @Marmalade Atkins not only created the nice collage but also helpfully provided a link to the vid for those of you looking at the above and thinking “Oh Marma(papa), what a splendid collage you have painstakingly crafted with your smol
Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action
I remember making shepherds pie. I also remember trying to get it home on the bus This was the true scandal of Home Economics - making some recipe which feeds 4 then getting two busses home with your school bag, gym kit bag and a selection of Tupperware (not!) and rinsed out plastic ice cream...
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Every time I have to watch a recorded zoom call back I fear I look like Jack and feel bad myself and my colleagues.
I am still reeling from the 16 filing cabinet. Who in their 30s has the SPACE 16 filing cabinets?! Why has she been paying rent for a room for them to live in but won't fork out /broaden her search area so she can afford a room for her son who lives with her* to live In? It's just bananas.
*he doesn't live with her
I am still reeling from the 16 filing cabinet. Who in their 30s has the SPACE 16 filing cabinets?! Why has she been paying rent for a room for them to live in but won't fork out /broaden her search area so she can afford a room for her son who lives with her* to live In? It's just bananas.
*he doesn't live with her
That first collage, her fillers have given her the top lip of a horse
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