I cannot be the only one who thought this was a euphemism
I cannot be the only one who thought this was a euphemismI was burning my aubergine
Why isn’t Jack Monroe good at chess? She takes nine months to move.I also don’t believe Jack is any good at chess. I think you need to be capable of planning a few moves ahead and preempting how your moves will be used against you etc whereas Jack can’t even open her mouth without immediately contradicting herself in the next sentence. She doesn’t even know what she’s going to do next, let alone anyone else. It’s just a stereotypical hobby that a big brain smarty pants genius would be into which is why she lies about it. In myhumblepumble opinion.
I can assure you that you werentI cannot be the only one who thought this was a euphemism
Thread title nominationWhy isn’t Jack Monroe good at chess? She takes nine months to move.
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oh shat ap
I knew it. Definite armpit smeller vibes about him. He would also declare himself to be the second coming at the point of climax, and possibly lob in a hare krishna for good measure.I was told (by someone who had a go on him) he doesn’t believe in using deodorant, so there might be some truth in what you say.
I've been trying to think what the legal rationale would be. How would it go?Does this squig mean the threads? Or the wiki? Or Limegoss or wtf?
You just know sex would have to involve a well positioned mirror somewhereI knew it. Definite armpit smeller vibes about him. He would also declare himself to be the second coming at the point of climax, and possibly lob in a hare krishna for good measure.
I mean I would never want to fat shame, or advocate for class A use, but he was a good looking man when he was young and subsisting on coke not cheeseto think the 1994-96 me had a poster of him on my ceiling above my pillow.
Maybe it’s because it’s a photograph of a newspaper and maybe the prints gone funny but he looks a bit like a Crimewatch photofit now.
Jack has an incredibly inconvenient memory. She can literally knows everything, but her ADHD keeps stepping in to make her look like a bullshitting lazy grifter.Sunday school teacher in Googling Bullying quotes shocker.
Pretty obvious none of that came from her own extensive knowledge of the Bible!
ETA: linky to said Bible quotes above
Come on now, @MancBee be fair.
Who on earth at 24 years old would subject themselves to a “swarm” of “scantily clad” young people having a blast, some of whom are INTOXICATED
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When they can go instead to “a pleasant, safe, family affair” AND (Brace yourselves, all!) have “an exciting drive past Stonehenge” on the way?
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Jack Monroe's Glastonbury diary: I can't believe I sang with Billy Bragg
The chef and campaigner had gone to discuss food banks in the Left Field tent, but it was singing in front of the crowd that proved to be her stand-out memorywww.theguardian.com
One of the best suited couples I know are poly and had quite a few poly couples at their wedding. I didn't actually realise any of this until me and my partner were getting drunk with the couple we were sharing a room with the night before and it came up (we had to sh*g them out of politeness). I can't imagine Jack in any of their stories of partners in multiple countries and pumping in lifts.I'm sure all poly relationships aren't like this, but most of the ones I've known about seem to be along the lines of "I'm not married but my wife is." As in, one person wants to have other partners but they would lose their sh*t if any of their partners had other partners of their own. Maybe that is how Jack thinks polyamory works....
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