She does, doesn't she? I know every child is different but she can't even make normal sounding stuff up. It's so weird. Like she's stuck with this vision of him at 7 or 8. I also hate to break it to her but if she thinks having a child has been expensive so far, she ain't seen nothing yet!
Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do
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Merail: I once snogged the trumpet player from the backing band of (I want to say) Mica Paris’s band in a nightclub in Shrewsbury.
I’m pretty sure it was Mica Paris’s band (and I’ve always maintained that it was) but I was ever so
I’ve got a famous but I want to do it in a museum now. And I don’t even want to do it really, just want the museum kudos.
Jack gets her pumble licked by a rugby player called the Yorkshire Rimmer round the back of some shops in Huddersfield, pass it on
Jack gets her pumble licked by a rugby player called the Yorkshire Rimmer round the back of some shops in Huddersfield, pass it on
I remember thinking when mine were little that it would be much easier when they were older. How stupid was I?! And the cost! I've said it before but sweet LJC, mine eat like they've never eaten before and they are all tall and skinny. My 13 year old has gone all Kevin and Perry on us as well, so every day is very interesting
and I can hand on heart say that at no point does he find anything I've done previously, impressive in any way.
* checks notes*Is there anything she hasn’t done
Turn up on time
Fufil Patreon rewards
Work an honest day
Provide recipe for breakfast pasta/granola/an edible meal
So much this. 13 yr olds don't wanna play chess with their ma at half term. If they do, they don't want you to tweet about it. She always paints him like a little nerd, an extension of her geek persona if that's the 1 she's wearing that day.
But he's only a man...who looked temptation in the face and fucked her...I mean, who can resist Jack? She's so Not Like Other Girls that a mere mortal man wouldn't be able to help himself. A tattooed siren, a tigress in a gray pullover, a coked-out Cinderella just waiting for her Prince.
'Name escapes me'
Meanwhile Matt wishing the same
Russel brand is like an advert for stds. I would rather get sewn up that let the cretin near me. Anyhoo her interactions with him scream to me a parent who doesnt seem to understand how best to interact with their kid. Hes probably watched the queens gambit thought that's cool mentioned it to his mum and shes hopped on it because she doesnt know how to respond or do conventional things with him, most teens in the holidays like a few quid thrown at them and left off in town preferably with mates or alone to mooch around with a meeting point at a decent teen friendly chain restaurant where their parent pays for some food before they return to the depths of their room. Welll any teen i know likes this.
Lol
Hi all. I'm a lurker in these threads but I've committed the last month of my life to grunking about 250 of them and I have one burning question - did we ever find out what was in the box from spacesquig? Thankyou now duck off x
I worry what will happen if his form of adolescent rebellion leads him to reject her allegedly leftist positions and take up with your far-right party--Ukip is it?
I'd like to think I was only an average tit as a teenager but even so can say with confidence that the chances of 12/13 year old me requesting to learn chess from one of my parents on a HT afternoon is basically nil. Especially if my mild expression of curiosity was met with a barrage of HONKING about being the bestest chess Jack on the entire Thames Estuary (beside being a bona fide biblical authority who - did you know - is ALSO MOVING HOUSE!)
I remember thinking when mine were little that it would be much easier when they were older. How stupid was I?! And the cost! I've said it before but sweet LJC, mine eat like they've never eaten before and they are all tall and skinny. My 13 year old has gone all Kevin and Perry on us as well, so every day is very interesting
Sadly no
Though much speculation it was Liverpool FC related.
I've also missed who her crush likened her to if it wasn't Eva Green
Anyone know who it was?(Welcome Btw tenderstem).
Page 54 wow ! Are there no grownups
I can't lie I'm upset, you should see how quickly I start scrolling everytime a thread would bring up the parcel possibly being opened!! More anticlimaxes than my ex but absolute comedy gold so it's swings and roundaboutsSadly no
Though much speculation it was Liverpool FC related.
I've also missed who her crush likened to if it wasn't Eva Green
(Welcome Btw tenderstem).
I am honoured to be welcomed in
I'm doing the new thread, give me a min. Prepare to send recap-os as I am not yet fully grunked but cannot stand the unruly nature of this thread.
Edit: here we go! TOOT TOOT
Edit: here we go! TOOT TOOT
Jack Monroe #478 “Well perhaps you should have kept your legs shut!” chortled Thomas
Thread title from @Mr Krabs nominated by @Emmapism. Congrats to the both of you, your prize is front row seats to the Tattle trial which will definitely be held now that the crack team of paralegals is on it again. Honorary mention for @Valiofthedolls nominating a squig for 'a fraud who sells...
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It’s ok Jack, some rando economist (boo, I guess?) has done the VBI for ya!
www.theguardian.com
UK inflation: which goods and services have risen most in price?
From low-fat milk to eggs, passenger transport to recreation, how costs have soared
www.theguardian.com
So true ! As a doddery old granny now I treasure the time I get to spend with my 17 yr old granddaughter as she relies on us to pick her up after her driving lessons. I'm probs going to scupper her test
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