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Queens pawn to D4 with the eel behaviour
I donāt think Iāve ever made a more niche joke in my life
Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do
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how she has not mentioned her book since it became obvious how much it had sinked. I can see why she packed all her books away early doors. Like a big fat failure laughing at her from her 342 bookshelves
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Queens pawn to D4 with the eel behaviour
I donāt think Iāve ever made a more niche joke in my life
It's all right, he's not actually there.
My Nan has an old lady style jumper, I saw it out drying on the line one day. Itās fecking SUPERDRY. I asked her where she got it. Oxfam, Ā£3. Of course.
Every story or mention of her son refers back to how brilliant a parent she is.
Used to play for the county as a kid but donāt even have a set in your Aladdinās Junkyard of tit.
Why have they put straight with *?
And also, sorry but I strongly suspect another side to this story. Given that Jack is indeed a show off and a fantasist.
Someoneās in a chirpy mood today canāt wait until she fucks off again.
It makes me quite sad to picture her all alone making up imaginary conversations with her son to try and wring some engagement out of her followers. Generally anything she says about SB sounds like a fib and it makes me angry on his behalf. Did you ever have it as a kid where youād overhear your parent telling someone else a story about something embarrassing you did and exaggerating it for laughs. Itās does wonders for your developing self esteem (not).
canāt wait until she fucks off again.It makes me quite sad to picture her all alone making up imaginary conversations with her son to try and wring some engagement out of her followers. Generally anything she says about SB sounds like a fib and it makes me angry on his behalf. Did you ever have it as a kid where youād overhear your parent telling someone else a story about something embarrassing you did and exaggerating it for laughs. Itās does wonders for your developing self esteem (not).
since the joy of half term starting, Jack has:
- Picked a fight with a journalist because of the lack of a comma
- Posted pictures of empty bank accounts
- Said that she hasnāt eaten for 2 months
- Said her family are on round the clock S watch
- Said she is being targeted by underground trolls funded by the Institute of Economic Affairs.
I was really good at chess as a child. Imagine my surprise when I joined the school chess club, and played against people I wasnāt related to. Turns out Iām tit at chess, a seven year old could beat me.
I reckon I could win against Jack though.
Has she āJacinda Ardernāed ā Aunty Nic yet?
Patreon refund squig isnāt going to drop it Jack, and the more you ignore her the more obvious your grift is to everyone else.
Sheās so full of tit anyway. She probably beat her brother at playing Guess Who ONCE and suddenly that equates to her becoming the High Great Grand Chess Master of Essex and its Most Important Environs
ETA also forgive me for being a big thicko (like Jack) here, but how is the Wednesday of half term week āDay Sixā? Is she counting last Friday AND last weekend?!
She managed to stay off twitter for the entire week **before** half term, but when her son is off itās all hours back on it? I mean I know sheās never really off it but stillā¦
I also donāt believe Jack is any good at chess. I think you need to be capable of planning a few moves ahead and preempting how your moves will be used against you etc whereas Jack canāt even open her mouth without immediately contradicting herself in the next sentence. She doesnāt even know what sheās going to do next, let alone anyone else. Itās just a stereotypical hobby that a big brain smarty pants genius would be into which is why she lies about it. In my humble pumble opinion.
I really hate that thing she does when she repeats peopleās names in her replies. Sheās not Nigel Slater and itās not an aubergine recipe.
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