Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do

[Emmapism]

You realise that gift will appear every year for the rest of your life now, unless you specifically tell him you only wanted it the once for the experience

Oh my god I didn't even think of this! Thanks @ForgettyBetty

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

That Glastonbury diary was nothing about the experience of Glastonbury and everything about portraying herself as an eccentric dainty sweet unwordly little wilting flower in need of nurturing. Its one of her favourite poses to strike. The alter ego of the gobby swearing plucky one. More faces than the town clock.

BIB for thread title

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

 

[Emmapism]

'it was a reply to a tweet that goes to another school'

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Jack got such huge publicity for it - multiple hundreds of articles in the UK press, as well as being all over social media. She'll have raised more than £100k. And now she claims she's only got £83.91 to her name?

Where has the money gone, Jack?

Easily and more. Check out the finances in Riley v Sivier libel case (and guess who's her lawyer)

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

If I were that person I would be getting a pro bonio (I know, just being silly) lawyer pronto.

Pro Bonio lawyers - Content is on the far left. Yet another role she’s had to backfill!

in terms of her assertation that “my most vicious trolls are TERFs“ I guess that, by her lights, I would qualify as both, in that I tit talk her on the Internet and am active in gender critical/pro woman circles and have been for quite some years.

But it’s not enough to just dismiss legitimate criticism of you as ”bad faith”. It’s dishonest. I couldn’t give a tit about the non binary identity. Whether I think it’s valid or requiring of special treatment or not (for Jack or for anyone) has absolutely nothing to do with my beef with her. I’d add it to the list, in that it seems to wink in and out of being depending on whether it’s useful to her or not, but it’s not the core of my objection, which is the lying, the grifting, the “stolen valour” of being a non-pov rich person, the dreadful recipes and the terrible public persona of being deeply unpleasant and vile about everyone from David Cameron to That Man.

PS, Sorry for adding to the rumours of the abusive copper ex girlfriend, I have made a tiny soupy chaos and I am chastened and may STOP BREATHING

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm not sure if this is a regular thing but I have noticed these weird spikes in Boon's follower count and I wondered if maybe she was reactivating sock accounts that follow her and then closing them again. I'm probably wrong but it makes you think. Not for long, but still.

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This is just a glitch. Happens all the time.

 

[imBUSY]

Billy Elliot was released in 2000 when Jack was still at school, come on, even she should know you can be working class and not a fancy fancy lady and still do ballet

Was Flashdance popular in England? 1983

 

[That Forensic Man]

"Other" Facebook account? AFAIK she's only got the one, which she used to post in the very public MrsGloss&TheGoss group with thousands of followers. Yes she said she thought it had some kind of non disclosure clause, but that's obvious bullshit. There are like 12k people in the group, anyone can request to join, and no one is asked to agree to not share content outside the group

There's two accounts, two pages and a further two dead pages (bread and jam foundation and MH photography)

https://www.facebook.com/jack.monroe1988
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010135152763

https://www.facebook.com/agirlcalledjack
https://www.facebook.com/bootstrapcook

 

[Captainmouse]

Not just the TRAAZERS! All the SHOCKING TATTOOZ too!

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Magnum walking boots spenny, cheapest pair on website £80 most over £100

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Easily and more. Check out the finances in Riley v Sivier libel case (and guess who's her lawyer)

That’s beautiful. Ms Riley grew up more or less round the corner and down the road from Jack, and she 100% knows what a shitheap Jack is. I wonder if the topic came up if there were any informal discussions between client and lawyer! Do any fraus on the bird app know whether Jack congratulated Rachel on her win? Oh what am I saying, she doesn’t do things like that.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

To be fair to Jack, given the utter bilge that was the DIRE original, I can’t even imagine how truly appalling a “horrible” version would be.

Anyway, Jack no doubt prefers the Twilight, aka a “nice” version of 50 shades of grey where everyone is in love with and protects the plucky main character (I think. I prefer my fictional vampires a little more six foot Scandi True Blood filth so I haven’t actually read it. Seems the sort of PG overwritten nonsense this arrested development twit would be into tho)

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm so confused.

Pulls up a chair 🪑

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

BIB for thread title

Could amend to "intrepid rider of cock, more faces than the town clock"

 

[Captainmouse]

Absolutely hooting at wonky moth claiming that Jack is not a woman when she misgendered her a few weeks ago

Is Jack Non Binary or a girl? Make ye mind up petal

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Has the ebook surfaced?

 

[Lucky Escape]

Easily and more. Check out the finances in Riley v Sivier libel case (and guess who's her lawyer)

Gosh. Has to pay costs of £235k, plus more again for an appeal that's since been denied. He seems to have managed to crowdfund for it quite successfully:

I don't think I've heard of either of them before, but it seems like a reasonable benchmark to use with Jack vs Anderson & Daubney:

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Was Flashdance popular in England? 1983

Thanks, now I'm having visions of one smol pixie in a leotard bursting into the offices of some or other newspaper and launching into a frenetic dance routine since her actual CV wouldn't get her the job

 

[Mrs Peel]

I know this is a small thing, but I’m guessing that the dog saving her money is about the dog being such super therapy that she doesn’t need her normal therapy or drugs because her mental health as a dog owner is tip top A+

And as for Sam Leggy etc - it will never add up because it’s all made up and/ or exaggerated. She will say she chafed a few dates/ details to remain anonymous (ha!)

Poor Content is going to have to step up her game then. Jack's supposedly been on suicide watch for 2 months.

 

[Lucky Escape]

Has the ebook surfaced?

Yeah, it's on Pan Macmillan's website. Never appeared on the Trussell Trust's site, despite the early publicity saying it would be:

 

[That Forensic Man]

Could one of our talented Photoshop fraus do Jack breaking down the door a la Police Camera Action, but instead of the big red thumpy thing she's using her banana bread?

Yes, absolutely x