I love this particular fantasy of hers. The desired one with the massive perky blinders but also the androgynous little bro tomboy. The lesbian who gets walloped by willy for 6 hours. She can be anything she wants to be pal.
Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations
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She's also disingenuously comparing Web traffic with print circulation. I'd bet my salary on The Express' Web traffic and online subs absolutely pissing on her tit stats from a great height.
Why if you had a wonderful day planned would you start it actively starting a row? Surely if it was the best day you would be too excited to care about ninnies. I am about to to watch my children do a workshop in their outside of school hobby. No exciting day for me.... but all the same its not all about me. I hope she does sue and lee wins and she has to have the biggest piece or humble pie ever.
I dont like Lee, be at least he knows hes a prick.
I dont like Lee, be at least he knows hes a prick.
Alright Jack, I'm going to lunch with a friend now. For the sake of those of us who have real friends and lives outside of the internet (fyi that's everyone here) please go have the lovely day you keep talking about.
Is she living her best life?
isn’t she painting the new place yet?
I don’t understand what she thinks the snark will achieve in the end. I mean, she obviously doesn’t think, at all.
isn’t she painting the new place yet?
I don’t understand what she thinks the snark will achieve in the end. I mean, she obviously doesn’t think, at all.
Yes because it’s the only way she can think of to make her self proclaimed poverty align with her obvious spending addiction. She lacks imagination because it’s just not a credible story: no one has a group of friends who constantly and regularly shower them with designer items, expensive art, nice crockery and decorating services (or maybe I just have the wrong friends?). She needs to come up with a better fictional explanation. One that doesn’t involve a Burberry scarf in a puddle cos that was stupid too.
Point of order, if she’s talking about the print edition, circulation is the number of actual copies that get distributed. Readership is the figure that takes into account how many times one copy is likely to be read. As ForgettyB says, a physical newspaper is likely to be read by more than one person. A website, like hers, is not. So yet again she’s being tricksy and comparing apples with oranges. Doesn’t wash here though does it Jack. We’ve got all angles covered
That's the squig who got me googling "Jack Monroe charity fraud" or some such.
I salute you, Foodbank squig! Leaving to join the canal has been the best thing that ever happened to me on twitter.
Thank you @WoolyMammothIt's weird to think that @Lucy Aeroplane has done more overtly for food banks this week than Jack.
On which point, if you haven't seen Lucy's post because you've been grunking and had to skip a few, I'll remind you that you can sign up for a pampers voucher for some pull up pants which food banks are in short supply of. If you could get them from Sainsbobs or Asda and pop them in the foodbank donation box most stores have by the door, you may help someone in great need without even having to go anywhere out of your way.
Don't care that it's off topic. Shan't apologise.
I learned about this unmet need for night-time pants for primary-aged children, in especially-vulnerable households fleeing DV, at the tail end of the week. Annoyingly can’t say how/why (it’s only annoying because I know you mithering ninnies would actually be interested and care!) - though might be in a position to share a little info in future. But please do feel free to write to your local NHS boards, MPs, and councils to ask what they’re doing to identify and support this hidden need in your local area. The answer, if you get one, will probably be along the lines of “what? nobody knows anything about this” which is kind of the point, but it’ll help get someone’s cogs turning.
I hope Pampers don’t mind indirectly donating some packs to food banks! We might see if we can approach them directly, but have assumed that they would probably need publicity as an incentive for donations, and we can’t risk anyone’s safety so that’s a non starter.
Jack Monroe doesn’t know she’s bleeping born, she really doesn’t.
I wonder whatever happened to those families she was asking to taking shopping with her. Probably nothing so as you were...
Well, they’d be similar in that they’d both have an insufferable bleep front and center, that’s for sure.
Quoting myself like a prize bleep. Comparing apples with apples. The Express had 92M site visits last month, with an average of more than 2 pages viewed per visit. So we're talking 180M+ page views per month.
No Jack, your tit website is NOT comparable to The Express you stupid, boring old coke hag.
So is Jack going to sue her agent or what?
While we’re suing, I’d consider taking action against your hairdresser Jack. You’ve got a solid case there mate
While we’re suing, I’d consider taking action against your hairdresser Jack. You’ve got a solid case there mate
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Ten years. TEN bleeping YEARS of boasting about her website hits and Hello bleeping magazine. They’re not going to give you and your Grant Bovey a couple of Cadbury flakes and cover your wedding, you pointless nonentity.
No growth whatsoever as a person. In over ten years. Pathetic.
I do wonder wtf Jack thinks she actually does to merit the attention, speaking engagements, Twitter following, Patreon funds etc? She doesn’t campaign against poverty. She’s done sweet Wednesday Addams about the cost of living crisis. She no longer writes, no longer shares recipes, just publishes a book of rehashed slop with bonus dangerous #hacks. So, yeah, what in fact does she do?
She's not a celebrity but when Twitter asked everyone "Which celebrity break-up upset you the most?" she replied "Mine"
How very dare you - She packs boxes and tweets at the same time! If you think that’s not talent, I can’t help you.
Actually, while we’re on that, why/what/how in all that is holy (nod to the crumpets) is she still packing boxes?
Does she live in the Tardis?
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