Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor

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That's so uncomfortable to watch.
 
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That's so uncomfortable to watch.
Agreed; especially as the other mums were saying about how much they can give their time and love to their child and not have to devote less (time or love) to them. Jack said about how much she gets; she gets all the drawings, all the things made with feathers, all the sick to clean up.
 
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That's so uncomfortable to watch.
Truly awful. She is so uncaring about her boy.

Just thinking this morning that as somebody who openly admits being a mess, she has this bunch of folk, forensically rooting out and commenting upon every (public) aspect of her life - videos, articles, blog posts etc- and she could do far worse than treating it as free therapy and going through everything said here with a fine toothcomb. And putting herself right. So much excellent advice, as well as something she really needs to get her head around if she ever wants to mature - how her behaviour affects others and is perceived by others. Especially her son.

ETA She should do all of that in private. Not on fucking twitter.
 
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I bet in Ye Olden Times these things were allowed. As a peri menopausal frau who has had period cramps continuously for 5 days I'd give it a try up my chuff.
Witches apparently got their reputation for flying about on broomsticks by using the ends of them to apply mashed up mandrake root as a pain reliving pessery. As it is also a hallucinogenic they came round and thought they had been flying
 
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I’m very sorry, I don’t know how to put these screenshots behind a spoiler. If you’re not interested in Patreon stuff, please scroll by.





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(Not sure how reliable that one is, but presenting how it shows on Patreon ^^ - I know she’s previously provided proof she was subscribed so…)

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^^ still subscribing.
 
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Three hash browns, a new sideboard, and a marble tampon chicken.

The "(but regular)" has amused me.
 
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Aww Marm as a fledgling frau .

Is she testing the waters with that retweet or what?
 
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She's accusing the political editor of the Express of libel because he wrote this -



Dickhead.
 
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