I bet in Ye Olden Times these things were allowed. As a peri menopausal frau who has had period cramps continuously for 5 days I'd give it a try up my chuff.
Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor
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I think jacks had the menopause, we haven’t seen the tampon pineapple for over a year
She does buy some awful tatty shite doesnt she? I mean that fake stained glass stuff is simply awful. She is there but not really there.... i mean she is supposedly busy or something.
The instructions for the paste-on film that I used on the window in my office door specifically said *not* to use it near sources of heat like lamps or candles. But clearly Jack with her extensive experience in fire fighting and fire prevention knows better.
ETA: Also just noticed that in the bathroom photo, the film hasn't been attached to the side of the door, on the bottom. It's just hanging there. Is that one of #jackshomehacks?
ETA: Also just noticed that in the bathroom photo, the film hasn't been attached to the side of the door, on the bottom. It's just hanging there. Is that one of #jackshomehacks?
I got stuck in the lift in Lewis's with Darth Vader when the Christmas grotto was Star Wars themed and it has scarred me for life, but yours sounds well more traumatic, FunnyF.
The world's oldest department store escalator is in situ at Macy's at Herald Sq and it looks exactly like a <Faulds Wood voice> potential death trap.
Are we placing bets when she'll finally tweet? Will it be at 11pm? Or will we be subjected to a 'I'm finally in my homeist home EVER and here's the first of many (TERRIBLE) Saturday brunches'?
How could it be a "discreet" tampon holder when it's on a frickin' sideboard in the living room??? Was there no room for it in the bathroom with the Dr Pepper bottle taking up the shelf?
Nobody deserves anything as serious as that. But if someone could just pop down and disconnect all the internet cabling and all the mobile phone masts as far as Rayleigh and Rochford, I'd be delighted.
I’m thinking of going to bed, so any minute now…
You could fit loads of MSG in that.
Those sweets are shite
I was watching the racing the other day, thought the announcer said the horse was called Show Me The Ninny - I was about to back it but it was called Show Me The Money. Anyways.
PS is the AM stuff mentioned worth grunking the last two threads (I've been BUSY) or should I just stay put?
Babe, same x
I stand corrected. Now, about the door knocker....!
Jack I'm that bored I'm venturing onto the hinch threads...the only person with more threads than you 
Hopefully that baits her out of hiding
Hopefully that baits her out of hiding
Six degrees of separation right there! 1970s Green Cross Code Man was also Darth Vader
We've come full circle now, she has to throw us some crumbs
Are we supposed to be discreet about our period products? Particularly in our own homes? Oh. I missed that. But then, I'm a silly old ninny and missed the bit that posting the contents of my son's pants over the internet forever is ok. So what do I know.
Is that David Baddiel's hat from the 90s ?
She’s put that sticky film on upside down, all the flowers and insects are pointing at the floor. That would annoy the absolute duck out of me every time I saw it.
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