Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

[I'm not actually here]

JackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Fraus made up CHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.

(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things! )

The mirrors would need to be BEFORE the counselling

Shame, I found this pic on the internet and was hoping someone wanted to buy it with me and drive round Thorpe Bay for a mega IRL troll session. I guess we could hire it for FrauFest?View attachment 1915922

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Ariel can sing *taps sign* WARNED

Can we rent a clown car with a tow hitch and one of those huge trailers? If so, I'm in.

 

[chonkyseal]

I’d probably instantly drop 6lb if I had to eat one of Jack’s slop creations. How much do intestines weigh?

You would commit seppuku?

 

[Slop n slide]

They really think she’s done it. Mind boggling.

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‘Have you met my friend… I’m not sure which pronouns they prefer…’

Much friendships.

 

[bizwizz89]

Went to local Morrisons on the way home and saw TK had some interesting placement on the shelves. Either we have a Frau on the loose or someone gave up and just chucked it on the shelf because they have better things to be getting on with. Either way, chapeau dear

 

[I'm not actually here]

Just dropped into another thread, spotted a vid about wikipedia and it raised something I hadn't really thought about - how to stop unruly... edits! Anyway, anybody know what caused the protection of Jack's Wikipedia pages on or around these dates? What was she up to that set folk off editing her page? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spe...lter=&subtype=&wpFormIdentifier=logeventslist

 

[BubbleDuck]

Just dropped into another thread, spotted a vid about wikipedia and it raised something I hadn't really thought about - how to stop unruly... edits! Anyway, anybody know what caused the protection of Jack's Wikipedia pages on or around these dates? What was she up to that set folk off editing her page? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spe...lter=&subtype=&wpFormIdentifier=logeventslist

I went through the logs a few threads ago to see if I could find the edit Jack claimed someone had made to it saying she was adopted ( spoiler- it wasn’t there because it never happened) and almost all of the disputed edits were people adding/removing Jack’s birth name and swapping pronouns, which seems to be an ongoing thing rather than triggered by anything Jack did

 

[Justacatindisguise]

JackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Fraus made up CHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.

(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things! )

Does that mean I can change my court outfit to a moomin?

 

[Salted Caramel]

How filthy are her trotters?

Oh my...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I’ve just remembered that in the white bralette pic, Jack was soliciting opinions on “dressing for a BBQ”. I’ve given her a nice sleeveless jumper because it’s January (and because I’m sick of seeing her mediocre tits).



EVEN BETTER, I remembered from when @Django posted this back in the autumn, it contains ABSOLUTE SHADE where the mods turned off her ability to comment because she wouldn’t shut the duck up from dominating the entire place 





@Django for the screenie. Black tank top by Val (RIP) NOT RIP.

Can we have Mediocre Tits for a thread title?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Jesus CHRIST.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Prizes can be won for the following games: hook a duck brambly mouse, guess the number of coins in the bathtub, pin the hands on Caroline, whack-a-pumble, cross-country yomping (first one to Asda wins!).

I’m as up for JackStock as the next Frau but there’s no way I’m playing whack-a-Pumble. That shapeshifting deviant would break into your house and smother you with it’s miss-shaped pastry mass if you even looked at it. Stay away from the evil fucker, DO NOT PROVOKE A PUMBLE!

 

[StatusWoe]

Jesus CHRIST.

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Reminds me of Stranger Things

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I’m as up for JackStock as the next Frau but there’s no way I’m playing whack-a-Pumble. That shapeshifting deviant would break into your house and smother you with it’s miss-shaped pastry mass if you even looked at it. Stay away from the evil fucker, DO NOT PROVOKE A PUMBLE!

I don't think the Pumble minds

 

[diva.wps]

If she’s doesn’t come back to Twitter (supposing she didn’t slide into Instagram, Facebook or blogging) how long after would the threads get closed?

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Jesus CHRIST.

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[Griftymcgriftface]

Jesus CHRIST.

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Gravel mixed with pasta topped with rust shavings. Lovely.

 

[StatusWoe]

Why does all her food look so alive?

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JackFest sounds epic. We should also have a counsellor who specialises in treating Fraus made up CHRONIC ptsd from seeing Jack as frankly terrifying fish photos and un-spoilered moomins. I imagine a 5 minute chat would sort that out and then on to the fun and games! There should also be a house of mirrors where the mirrors make you look like all the different Jacks.

(Paranoid note: not mocking MH issues here, only Jack like ones. Or Laurie Penny bad review ones. Much love to any frauen dealing with such things! )

Without meaning to offend, your profile photo has been causing me psychological distress for a while now. I'm okay with the moomins. Maybe they could help with the counselling? Emotional support moomins?

 

[HotesTilaire]

If she’s doesn’t come back to Twitter (supposing she didn’t slide into Instagram, Facebook or blogging) how long after would the threads get closed?

We managed whilst she was in dayhab. We just go bonkers doing mithering and greatest hits. At some stage she appears on twitter and immediately makes us all wish she hadn’t.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Jesus CHRIST.

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I saw this earlier. It made me... uneasy

 

[BlendedSlop]

Vlad is clearly yearning for the return of the short-lived Tank Jack. WARNED.

You would commit seppuku?

Anyone who eats Jack's cooking commits sloppuku

 

[NellieBoo]

Jesus CHRIST.

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God almighty. That looks like an awful skin disease or something. I'm not usually bothered by pics of grim food but that has completely freaked me out .