Is the lemon in play?I love it when I catch up with Tattle and everyone’s in a middle of a game. It’s like being in an episode of Cabin Pressure trying to work out what game Douglas and Martin are playing. <niche joke>
Is the lemon in play?I love it when I catch up with Tattle and everyone’s in a middle of a game. It’s like being in an episode of Cabin Pressure trying to work out what game Douglas and Martin are playing. <niche joke>
What the hell is this!? It looks like liquorice all sorts or mint humbugs?!Dear Ninnies,
I don't have a fish but I do have a zebra! View attachment 1913080
What ever the kids did, they didn't deserve this...
Go well pals![]()
Didn't she claim mime was her favourite form of comedy?
Arthur invented fizzy yogurt and so is a better cook than JM.How BRILLIANT would a Jack based episode be?! Martin could accidentally sign up to her Patreon while Arthur starts cooking all her recipes and Douglas and Carolyn would be wily and clever and save the day.
I'd love to hear her get told "Get off my jet, still!".
Fizz.
Oh my christ that is a rise off (checks notes, taps sign, drones on about paint, moves house & is aggressively rude to kind squigs PAL) 344% !!!! Who can save us now lol.......The Squigs are back to my fave genre of tweet aimed at Jack: “Jack, Morrisons have put the price of Dolmio up by 3p. Help me!”
This one includes the absolutely corking line “No wonder Bootstrap Cook is so busy!”
What does Squig imagine Jack is doing all day? Running from supermarket to supermarket, bursting into the manager’s office and demanding they lower the price of own brand fusilli?
A question to amuse the Frauhaus until Jack emerges from her DRAMATIC PAUSE:
Batman has the Bat Signal to summon him when Gotham is threatened by villainy. What would be the Jack Signal, to summon Jack when a fan notices Baxter’s canned minestrone has risen by 18p?
It's one of the most disgusting looking things I've ever seen her make. Tell me you hate kids without telling me you hate kids, because bloody hell, if that's not a red flag, not sure what is!This has made me heave as it looks like fly larvae and mosquito larvae burrowing out.
Goblin shark! Yay!!And I can never forgive you all for the horrifying fish I have now seen and googled.
Well that's not right, I do probably 5 full washes a week and my electrickery has been between £23 - 28 per week the last 6 weeks. The £28 was Christmas week with 3 adults at home all day for a week with cooking going on a lot. Scare mongering fuckersIs she moonlighting for the Daily Mirror?
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That's over fifty seven quid a week. Or, if you take an average of five loads a week, well over a tenner a time. And, of course, there's no source for this claim, never mind the maths involved.
My bet is it’s squid ink pastaWhat in the name of everliving duck is in it???
Looks like this stuff, or something similar https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/pastificio-del-colle-squid-ink-striped-farfalle-250gDear Ninnies,
I don't have a fish but I do have a zebra! View attachment 1913080
What ever the kids did, they didn't deserve this...
Go well pals![]()
I agree, she’s conventionally pretty, but it’s completely unfair because her personality makes her so thoroughly off-putting. Such a waste.I know the fish game is fun but she’s definitely conventionally pretty (too pretty to be poor almost)
A goblin shark! Perfect for our smol greedy goblin.And I can never forgive you all for the horrifying fish I have now seen and googled.