Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

I was at my drama class this evening () and the teacher was giving us some scene instructions.

I was caught unawares when he said “there‘s no need to make it a DRAMATIC PAUSE“, and I did an unfortunately loud sort of backwards snort hoot of laughter out of my nose No one was convinced by my turning into a cough (more acting lessons clearly required).

IS HE A FRAU?

 

[overdueanadventure]

And I can never forgive you all for the horrifying fish I have now seen and googled.

 

[Hold my beans]

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Weeble clown is one of the funnier Jacks

 

[MissFen]

 

[kachoochoo]

my not exactly accurate contributions to jack as fish, but it's made me hoot. TOOT TOOT

 

[Valiofthedolls]

 

[Emmapism]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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[overdueanadventure]

Spoiler: Spoiler - sarcastic fringehead

When our fishy friend above starts to sing - Boulevaaaarrrrrd!

 

[Foxvint]

When she says "...with a child to take care of alone", isn't it funny how she has this massive circle of friends who gift her expensive items, tattoo her for free, groom her dog for free (may be wrong on that one but you get the gist). So she went from having literally nobody (not even her family or father of her child) to now being the most popular and fortunate person with a massive circle of friends. Riiiiiiiight. Ok

Also so what. So fuckin what. So did MILLIONS of us. Multiple kids. We held our hands up as making poor partner choices or we just got left, so we got up an worked and made it work. Christ on a bike, you're not the 1st unmarried mother in history you conniving twit. All this tremulous voiced doe eyed 'i was a single mum' as if she was accused of witchcraft in 1356. No one's arsed.

 

[Captainmouse]

Saw this on another thread
Has diagnosed herself with erectile dysfunction yet?
and was surprised mackie hasn't come up with this

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Spoiler

I think us fish fraus might get WARNED soon

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Y'all are over a year late to the Jack As Fish party.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

 

[PortiaControl]

Jack’s got a very limited understanding of lots of things. Especially

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Spoiler: From her G8 Summit Independent Article

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This is what does it for me. How she has the bleeping temerity to compare her completely fabricated poverty to someone with actual lived experience in Africa just beggars' belief. She's got some brass neck that one. The whole Oxfam trip is my aneurysm. That and her dispicable hijacking of Sarah Everard's murder for twitter clout points.

 

[Clovis]

 

[Dummyfingers]

Thanks so much for the fish, fraus. I’ve howled like a drain!

 

[Hollaaa]

Genuinely think this exposure therapy is helping me get over my phobia of fish.

 

[PortiaControl]

Sorry. I didn't realise my last post would land in the middle of some Jack as fish hilarity. Apologies for my ire breaking up the fun!

 

[kachoochoo]

sorry to interrupt the fishies (which i wanna get back to anyway) just saw this on the hellsite. it seems the original convo goes back to the urban decay incident and i think i must've missed this 1st time round

and i just want to reassure everyone that that would not happen! i may only be an ophthalmology admin frau, but I've read up on stuff over the years. your globe (eyeball) is held in place with loads of little muscles, not to mention your optic nerve. they don't just disappear into your skull willy nilly. fucken idiots