Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

[Valiofthedolls]

 

[StatusWoe]

While Jack's having a DRAMATIC PAUSE, A.I Jamie Oliver is living his best life with the walri and fishes.

(Does anyone else find these AI images hideous? Just look at Jamie's face in the lower left-hand corner of first grid)

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Also this

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[imBUSY]

The 4 blogs a week ain’t happening are they, still we’ll always have ‘wild camping’ japes later this year to look forward to….we will won’t we ?

Look, our eels are still on backorder, never mind the blogs.

 

[StatusWoe]

Sorry about the image-heavy post. I meant to put them in spoilers.

Last one -

Spoiler

 

[Captainmouse]

Fish Jacks are giving me life. Each one is funnier than the next. I'm going to piss my pants and go for a sandwich in a mo. I'm an OG frau, been at this for nearly 3 years now. It still astounds me that when you Google Jack Monroe in images, she looks like approx. 200 different people. But it's all Jack. Is she an android who can change her appearance at will? I mean wtf?

She is kryton with interchangeable heads, and the word she can’t say is sorry

 

[BubbleDuck]

She is kryton with interchangeable heads, and the word she can’t say is sorry

such slander! Not only is Kryten incredibly clean and organised, he can cook! Jack is more like Pete Tranter’s sister the polymorph- sticking her straw into people to absorb their emotions and personality to pass off as her own in order to gain access to more people to suck dry !

 

[fondant_fancy]

Dear Ninnies,
I don't have a fish but I do have a zebra! View attachment 1913080
What ever the kids did, they didn't deserve this...
Go well pals

That actually makes me feel ill. It looks alive

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Just looking at the spotty Jack picture above- does she colour in or draw her crow's feet? They always look some neat and precise. Either way, not a good look.

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

 

[L3moning]

Yellow car.

Mornington Crescent!

 

[camotea]

Outfit-mothering: I, personally, would absolutely wear an orange lace bralette and dungas as I think it’s a fit ( orange) but only within the confines of my house and garden. I’m picturing a picnic with my chums, from both sides of 50 years old, where we like to revisit our youths in the 90s. In closing, I’m inspired THIS ONE TIME

House-mithering: when we moved from rented to bought we had a period of two (2!) homes so we could live in one and decorate the new one. But I don’t think that’s what’s happening here as she never does anything sensible. It’s going to be such a surprise when she comes back with an update as I am sure it’ll be something none of us could ever predict. Gotta give her credit for that, I guess.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The jumper of Easter nightmares looks handknitted. Its like one your granny would knit for you to get the piss taking out of you in the playground. They are nice colours. It is not a nice jumper.

 

[ishant]

Reposting.

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Nooooo not the leek one

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I really need to give CP another listen. I very nearly crashed my car when Arthur had an allergic reaction to Dragon Fruit because I was insensible through laughter.

Hahah my OH (not left yet) had a reaction to a drink flavoured with dragon fruit, he thought he was “on his way out” and he only got a couple of hives

 

[Nottonightbabe]

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Thank you @DragonBoy for my lovely new profile pic! This jumpsuit photo is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

We are kindred fishy spirits. You just need turkey teef and feathers in your scales

 

[Hold my beans]

Just looking at the spotty Jack picture above- does she colour in or draw her crow's feet? They always look some neat and precise. Either way, not a good look.

You're right, they look rather high too.

I'm going to Pets at Home today to look at Jack IRL

 

[PurpleAnt]

Yellow car!

Bugger , just seen @FeelingGroovy beat me.

It’s alright because you NEVER stop playing yellow car.

Now bring me my Talisker.

 

[Nottonightbabe]