Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

[Lucky Escape]

I think it's unlikely she will get any traction on Mastodon etc. So, won't fulfill her needs. My bet is that she was reported to Twitter support for the stuff she was worrying folk about and they've put her in time out and advised on getting support. But, dunno if that is on the bingo card and she ain't gonna fess up to it if that is what happened.

Would that leave her Twitter profile unchanged, though?

She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the crappy Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Has anyone checked if she’s just moved onto one of those new platforms that everyone was banging on about when Elon took over Twitter? I know Russ in Cheshire has a profile on one because he talked about it a LOT. Maybe she’s causing a chaos and we’ve not been looking in the right place!

unlikely she'd be on mastodon without publicising her account name, as it's very difficult to find people unless you know the full handle, and without an audience she has nothing.

Nobody is talking about her using the hashtag #bootstrapcook

There is an account in her name but it's a bot that crossposts her tweets

So let's see what's been posted under #ThriftyKitchen, shall we?

Oh. Oh dear. that's literally it. Two toots.

Disclaimer, this is only the stuff I see, if I've blocked an instance or my instance's admin's have, I won't see any posts on those instances, but I feel confident in saying she's not on mastodon. I'll re-run the search later, once I've reset a few things.

 

[Lazarus]

Help! Im becoming invested in peoples outfits on Mrs Gloss (haven’t seen one thing I’d wear ever) and I want to post a comment on a post that’s been made but I’ll end up down a rabbit hole

 

[Mr Krabs]

I had to go find this Mrs Gloss group myself & I am deceased at this…
“How much I’ve learned in a year”

my dog could do better eye shadow than that you utter cock womble

 

[MooBelle]

Is now the time to fess I don't know how to nom a thread title? I would if I could though, do you have to be a vip member?

You just have to write 'Thread Title' and then type out your suggestion. It doesn't have to rhyme and more often than not it they are quotes from Squigs or other Fraus, which is why we baffle the rest of Tattle.
However we can't have swears. The swears anger Vlad.

 

[Elastoblast]

Help! Im becoming invested in peoples outfits on Mrs Gloss (haven’t seen one thing I’d wear ever) and I want to post a comment on a post that’s been made but I’ll end up down a rabbit hole

We may need to stage an intervention

 

[kachoochoo]

i mean, she'd never be able to navigate mastodon. i find it hard to fathom and im quite intelligent, unlike jack

and while ppl have been bleating about leaving twitter forever after elon took over, they mostly haven't. like, if facebook can survive after all the stupid things that zuckerberg's done over there, twitter can survive elon

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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I mean, no shade but it looks like she's sat in front of a Max Factor comedy canon.
#Dire.

ETA. Jack that is, not St. Pat of the Holy Lobe.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Would that leave her Twitter profile unchanged, though?

She said on Jan 14th that she was expecting to start painting in "about a week or so", and the tenancy on the crappy Bungamansion ends on 12th Feb - I think she's busy moving, and her tantrum last weekend was a result of realising how much work lay ahead of her.

It would depend which form of timeout she got, there are a few.

My outlandish dream theory is that she’s seen all the people suggesting suing 30p Lee would make her Rebekah Vardy and she’s “undercover” on a sock posing as a hater trying to be Wagatha Christie working out who people are and we’ll get a grand, very wrong, “it was That Man and Fingers Kerridges account” toot toot when she’s back. Won’t happen but I’m chuckling imagining it

 

[BoringOldCokeHag]

Apologies if I have missed this, but do we know how poorly crappy Kitchen has done? Can we tell how many sales and therefore how much money it has brought in for the publishers to date?

 

[Feck]

I just remembered those times when people on the Antiques Roadshow would rock up with ‘Beatles autographs’, only to be told that people at the record company used to sign the names and mail them out. Really makes you think.

I can confirm 🔺️ that this was also the case for at least one footballer in the early 90s.

 

[Sensible Susan]

You just have to write 'Thread Title' and then type out your suggestion. It doesn't have to rhyme and more often than not it they are quotes from Squigs or other Fraus, which is why we baffle the rest of Tattle.
However we can't have swears. The swears anger Vlad.

Thanks, easier than I thought!

 

[BoringOldCokeHag]

I still like the reason she gave for turning down a TV series
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We chat to 'A Girl Called Jack' author Jack Monroe • Northern Life

When Karen the editor asked if I fancied interviewing Jack Monroe for this issue I was whooping and a-cheering and telling everyone from the mums...

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I remain hopeful of a show focused on Jack’s singing, dancing, poetry, home decor tips, cooking, thrifty hacks, fashion and makeup guidance, garden chair arranging and two year old hot takes on the issues of the day

I believe you forgot crafting

 

[HotesTilaire]

I know we've been enjoying this *Dramatic Pause* and there can never be too many fish comparisons ...but...but....what if Jack has actually gone off Twitter for good? What if she is actually getting help for her numerous issues? Do we softly, gently fade away? Where will we, The Canal of mithering ninnies go? Do we seek out another grifter and reconvene or just bask in the glory of our humour and persistence in the face of such mighty amounts of slop, lies and outright grifting?

She, probably like many of us, is pulling extra shifts on the Ioan and Alice thread, since the court requested an arrest warrant for Alice. Inconveniently, they live in LA which is 8hrs behind UK time.

 

[House of Carbonara]

I’ve just remembered that in the white bralette pic, Jack was soliciting opinions on “dressing for a BBQ”. I’ve given her a nice sleeveless jumper because it’s January (and because I’m sick of seeing her mediocre tits).

EVEN BETTER, I remembered from when @Django posted this back in the autumn, it contains ABSOLUTE SHADE where the mods turned off her ability to comment because she wouldn’t shut the duck up from dominating the entire place

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@Django for the screenie. Black tank top by Val (RIP) NOT RIP.

I wouldn't call showing your nipples being brave, mate. Some of us *really* don't want to see that.

 

[NellieBoo]

Bloody hell Did she put that on with a bleeping spooooooooon?

Honestly, I keep saying it but Jack is no friend to a blending brush. It's a hoot and a half looking at her attempts. They are all DIRE .

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

I hate mosquitos with a passion. I had a dinner plate sized reaction on my thigh recently (on hol in the Caribbean) horrible little buggers.

Bless you, keep an eye on it still, just in case it goes funny. I was raised there and I'm wildy allergic to them. #funinthesun

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

I'm tired at the end of a week of full-time work alongside looking after a toddler who currently likes starting the day at 5am

Sending big sympathy-os, it’s been a tough week at casa aeroplane for similar reasons At least Jack gave us a break this week. I don’t think I would have been able to keep up if she’d been out there merrily chaosing away. Am ded.

I heard earlier in the week from reliable sources that her downfall has been coming up in casual conversation quite a bit in some circles in Southend. So I think it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that Ma and Pa H have got fed up of it all, read her the riot act, and/or sent her to her room rehab or a MH/PD specialist.

If anything like that has happened (mere speculation m’lud) it would be long overdue and frankly the only way of there being anything like a positive outcome for her. I don’t think she’ll ever get taken seriously in the media or food world again, but maybe she can learn to do something real with herself, to not be a drama llama, to not lie, to not centre herself in everything. It would take years, but it would be good if that happened, however long it took. Her crappy actions don’t only affect her, they affect other people, and that’s the problem.

I like to believe crap people can become better people. Maybe she will. Maybe not. We’ll see.


You know how we’ll know if she’s making an effort? If she closes the poxy Patreon!

 

[I'm not actually here]

Apologies if I have missed this, but do we know how poorly crappy Kitchen has done? Can we tell how many sales and therefore how much money it has brought in for lost the publishers to date?

FTFY, fairly sure the money has flowed outwards from Pan Macmillan!

 

[DragonBoy]

I mean, no shade but it looks like she's sat in front of a Max Factor comedy canon.
#Dire.

ETA. Jack that is, not St. Pat of the Holy Lobe.

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