Squig is so articulate - and yet so utterly stupid
Squig is so articulate - and yet so utterly stupid
Her posts reek of "I love me, who do you love" what an utter ASW and then thankfully for all of us she took that need for attention and ran with it all the way to PatreonThat Gloss page is a goldmine. Just rejoined it to have another look at her posts.
When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)
Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:
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Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:
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The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:
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wee random photo comment on someone’s post:
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and another, showing off her eye shadow:
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just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:
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just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop tit and marbles, remember
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Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
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I think squig will find the original concept is the intellectual property of Terry Pratchett and that the index is not “knocking about somewhere” - it does not exist
I don't entirely blame them - the media spent most of last year telling them that it existed, after all.Squig is so articulate - and yet so utterly stupid
Honestly I’m not even sure she knows the difference. She doesn’t know what lesbian means, after all. All identifiers are interchangeable.Excuse my ignorance if I’m wrong. No bad vibes intended, but Jack identifies as transgender here. Wasn’t she non-binary, or is that my mistake? I’ll delete if I’m mistaken.
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In her to do pile, on a post it, on the 'wallpaper', sharpied on the tiles, WFK?'It's knocking about somewhere'
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So now I'mI do like the idea of hunting for another grifter.But will anyone be as entertaining as Jack Monroe? She's been an 11/10 grifter.
*When I say 'hunting' I'm not advocating the literal hunting of grifters. Just thought I should clarify, don't want them to stop breathing etc etc.
People consider non-binary to be transgenderExcuse my ignorance if I’m wrong. No bad vibes intended, but Jack identifies as transgender here. Wasn’t she non-binary, or is that my mistake? (Or is it the same thing? I’m so sorry - I’m crap at gender discussions) I’ll delete if I’m mistaken.
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Well, it’s Saturday tomorrow and iirc it would ‘take the weekend to pull together’, so…In her to do pile, on a post it, on the 'wallpaper', sharpied on the tiles, WFK?
I would start at thread one and softly, gently relive every glorious momentI know we've been enjoying this *Dramatic Pause* and there can never be too many fish comparisons ...but...but....what if Jack has actually gone off Twitter for good? What if she is actually getting help for her numerous issues? Do we softly, gently fade away? Where will we, The Canal of mithering ninnies go? Do we seek out another grifter and reconvene or just bask in the glory of our humour and persistence in the face of such mighty amounts of slop, lies and outright grifting?
(Chin wobbles) We must reconvene... I'd miss this (gestures at landscape of lookalike fish, sardonic one-liners and heartfelt sentiments) far too much.I know we've been enjoying this *Dramatic Pause* and there can never be too many fish comparisons ...but...but....what if Jack has actually gone off Twitter for good? What if she is actually getting help for her numerous issues? Do we softly, gently fade away? Where will we, The Canal of mithering ninnies go? Do we seek out another grifter and reconvene or just bask in the glory of our humour and persistence in the face of such mighty amounts of slop, lies and outright grifting?
It’s the vegan lasagna from VEG book, but I made it with real cheddar and milk so it’s not veganThe scruffy veg lasagna is good
Wow. I mean, I know we all laugh, but, it really IS all just about the attention isn't it? Doesn't matter where it comes from or how it comes. It's all just about the dollar and drama and stroking that massive narcissistic ego.That Gloss page is a goldmine. Just rejoined it to have another look at her posts.
When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)
Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:
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Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:
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The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:
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wee random photo comment on someone’s post:
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and another, showing off her eye shadow:
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just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:
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just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop tit and marbles, remember
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Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
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So do I! Back on topic, was the Mary Poppins fish a codfish?
Or why not DRAMATIC PAUSE. And still I rinse!BIB for thread title. After DRAMATIC PAUSE, obvs.
Could be a severe total mental breakdown than residential/out patient at the Priory? Rattle rattle I had to pay for therapy coz NHS is shiteShe's been so adamant she's been sober for how long though. I dont know how she could climb down from that. She never admits 'I lied' she contorts herself into a total pretzel to try to join the inconsistencies, I just can't see her admitting she's not. It would be damming evidence of the ease with which she lies and she's kept this one up for so long. Still got sober in her bio too.
She would have been a great Reader’s Wife if Harold had not LEFTJust going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme![]()
That's the first sip of wine wasted!Much as I dislike JM, have to say, that is one v unflattering photo of her.