Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

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Nottonightbabe

Jelly Bean said:
She can't be too jaunty on her return after leaving many people concerned after her last tweet. You are probably right with family and friends forcing her to go to bed and take time off twitter. But back stronger than ever. Still I Rise.
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"Things are tough my darlings, but so am I... "
 
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Valiofthedolls

lilykestrel said:
It'd be quite fun to have her on Would I Lie To You? You'd never be quite sure which story out of the three was the true one.
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Jack would have to have her own version of the show, called Am I Even Capable of Telling the Truth to You?

 
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Mel Donte

This is nice. Bet she didn't write "Kiri Pritchard-McLean" on every bag either.

 
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DianeAbbotsMojito

So pov that even her eyebrows went mouldy. Sad sad sad.



I love how utterly bonkers different her looks are. Above we have punky Poundland Vivienne Westwood inspired Jack. Below we have Mrs Hinch type Instahun within less than a year of each other. Also crying at the pose. She needs a straightjacket photoshopping on.

 
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Lucky Escape

Hm. That first picture, from when she was doing her accounts in January 2016...



I reckon there's somewhere around 150 train tickets in that pile, which presumably she's using to claim as work-related travel expenses. That works out at around one return journey for every three working days.

What would she have been doing back in 2014-15 that needed so much travel?

I really hope she wasn't fiddling her taxes by counting trips to see Leggy etc as work...
 
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GoLando

Hey. I love moths. Get their name outta your mouth because this ain’t it.
 
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Lucky Escape

Chewits have been trending on and off for the past few days, with people rediscovering the 1980s stop motion Godzilla-style adverts. I've been half-expecting Jack to chime in, and being a week late to the party would be just like her - so I'm voting for "chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot!", next Tuesday evening.

 
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LadyGarden

To be fair, she looks lovely in that picture with the long, dark straight hair/wig.

As has been said, NHS GP's don't give out eye patches like that for a swollen eye. Perhaps she pays for a private GP ... or she went on Etsy and bought one (other selling sites also available).

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DianeAbbotsMojito

Ablemabel said:
SIRI - show me someone who does fuck all work.
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Gloss was a full time job for her at one point as I remember it. Multiple posts per day, most of them absolutely pointless but she had a captive audience of women who'd get star struck if an early exit contestant from Big Brother 8 so much as breathed near them so you can understand why it was such an attractive online environment for such an egotistical twat.
 
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FlirtyThirty

Jelly Bean said:
She can't be too jaunty on her return after leaving many people concerned after her last tweet. You are probably right with family and friends forcing her to go to bed and take time off twitter. But back stronger than ever. Still I Rise.
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I don’t think anyone has done that. If she was my friend I would have literally gone into her phone and deleted that horrible last tweet she flounced on. I seriously doubt she even has any hangers on at this point. Spaniel frenemy probably got roasted - or at least felt weirded out - about being forced to take down the bought a place tweet and wanky moth is probably too batshit even for Jack, so who’s left? No wonder she goes to so many meetings, no one else wants to spend any time with her.

Someone mused about why no one in her family has come out and said anything about the truth - I imagine in part she lies to them as much as everyone else, and she’s just slowly added so many layers of lies over the years that it’s just too late now. Anyone coming clean would absolutely destroy her, and no one wants to do that to someone they love. Would love to be a fish in a tank at House Hajicoatas though, they must have some cracking “what the fuck did she say now?!”conversations.
 
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glubby

How Jack feel?
Sad, like eel


fish comparisons aside, I do find it fascinating how she has had so many different looks and personas over a relatively short period of time. I know people do go through phases but it’s wild how one minute she’s giggly shy little girly Jack who’s being gently coaxed out of her shell by learning to put on makeup, then the next minute she’s sexy seductress Jack posing on a sideboard with her fanny out (sorry, correction, that’s NOT fanny) then you turn around and suddenly she’s tough as nails nonbinary doc martens shaved head Jack who will kick your teeth in if you start chatting pony about affordable food for poor people. And then sometimes she’s Mary Poppins?? I know this all took place over several years but I don’t think I’ve ever changed that much in my whole life lol even as a teenager.
 
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