There are so many Jack fishalikes I think we could have a new episode of the Octonauts. I suspect Professor Inkling and Captain Barnacles would see through her bullshit. Worth noting the Walri in The Octonauts are thuggish bullies!
Of course they do, dear heart. My OH went to our local surgery with his gout and they gave him these.She really does fancy herself. I've just gone back into that cursed Facebook beauty group for the first time in about two years to delve for Jack pics and OH BOY, the amount of amateur model shoot type photos is vomit inducing.I used to do shit like this when I was about 13.
I found this one too from when she apparently had her eye bitten by an insect.I've never before in all my life known someone who turns ailments into performance art. There should be a special imaginary illness category named after her: HYPOCHONDRIJACK.
ETA the image of the insect bitten eye (that poor insect) To be fair to her, it looks genuine and no glitter to be detectedbut why does she have to make such a song and dance with the eye patch. Oh I know why, because just taking an antihistamine and getting on with it won't make people stop and go omggg what happened to yooouuu Do doctors even give eye patches? I had an eye injury about seven years ago and they stuck some padding on with some micropore and said fuck off now, pal.
How the fuck did they afford a train?
Unless the plans were for a photo shoot that couldn’t be edited I’m unclear why they needed to be cancelled.She really does fancy herself. I've just gone back into that cursed Facebook beauty group for the first time in about two years to delve for Jack pics and OH BOY, the amount of amateur model shoot type photos is vomit inducing.I used to do shit like this when I was about 13.
I found this one too from when she apparently had her eye bitten by an insect.I've never before in all my life known someone who turns ailments into performance art. There should be a special imaginary illness category named after her: HYPOCHONDRIJACK.
ETA the image of the insect bitten eye (that poor insect) To be fair to her, it looks genuine and no glitter to be detectedbut why does she have to make such a song and dance with the eye patch. Oh I know why, because just taking an antihistamine and getting on with it won't make people stop and go omggg what happened to yooouuu Do doctors even give eye patches? I had an eye injury about seven years ago and they stuck some padding on with some micropore and said fuck off now, pal.
Is it not someone taking the piss A la four Frappuccino style?How the fuck did they afford a train?
I know this is bullshit but ffs
I'm guessing that not ringing multiple people to cancel on them means that she wouldn't have got max attention.Unless the plans were for a photo shoot that couldn’t be edited I’m unclear why they needed to be cancelled.
The Mrs Gloss phase is after that. Mrs Gloss coincides more with her being SO POOR that she can’t afford rent, and starting her tip jar and Patreon begs (April 2017). The peak binders and surgery chat phase was from October 2015 (she came out as nonbinary on 11 Oct and lots of press followed) to the middle of 2016 (that RIDICULOUS red dress and suit Guardian shoot). She was OVER IT by the time the tits and terrible makeup came out to play on Mrs GlossDidn’t someone match the time period of this to her being in the press talking about chest binders and top surgery?!
Oh it was terrible wasn't it? The fawning, the idiots in there getting excited whenever she posted her badly applied eyeshadow efforts, the pretending that she looked "fab Hun" when most of the time she looked like an errant 11 year old who'd found mum's makeup bag and put EVERYTHING on her face at one time.I LOVE Gloss and Goss Jack. It's my absolute favourite.
That pic’s from May 2017. It does match the time she was just getting together with LJC though (they met in March and got together not long after that), and letting her hair “dry naturally in the sea air”. Yes, this is Jack’s beach outfit.
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Do you think she's ever told the truth? About anything?Oh it was terrible wasn't it? The fawning, the idiots in there getting excited whenever she posted her badly applied eyeshadow efforts, the pretending that she looked "fab Hun" when most of the time she looked like an errant 11 year old who'd found mum's makeup bag and put EVERYTHING on her face at one time.
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Hang on, in the Gloss group she said it was a perm? It's not like her to lie so I really can't understand this? Maybe she whacked her head on a sink and got temporary amnesia.
I think it’s just that Jimmy Savile picture of her is easy to match with VERY STRANGE THINGS. The matching fish is also bonkers TBF.All the fish are well and good, but nothing beats haunted cupcake.
She says MY doctor, so I presume she means her gp. GPs don't give out eye patches, and why would she need one for an insect bite?She really does fancy herself. I've just gone back into that cursed Facebook beauty group for the first time in about two years to delve for Jack pics and OH BOY, the amount of amateur model shoot type photos is vomit inducing.I used to do shit like this when I was about 13.
I found this one too from when she apparently had her eye bitten by an insect.I've never before in all my life known someone who turns ailments into performance art. There should be a special imaginary illness category named after her: HYPOCHONDRIJACK.
ETA the image of the insect bitten eye (that poor insect) To be fair to her, it looks genuine and no glitter to be detectedbut why does she have to make such a song and dance with the eye patch. Oh I know why, because just taking an antihistamine and getting on with it won't make people stop and go omggg what happened to yooouuu Do doctors even give eye patches? I had an eye injury about seven years ago and they stuck some padding on with some micropore and said fuck off now, pal.
Her entire being is a creation.Do you think she's ever told the truth? About anything?
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