Never been near a ferret but I had a creepy housemate at uni who was studying to be a vet and he said parrots smell amazing. He made it sound like he was bothering them tbh. Just popping into an aviary and sniffing away at their feathers.
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Ah well, Nepali/Napolitano/Siciliano, all interchangeable, aren't they when you're trying to claim you aren't a racialist [sic] (and to deflect away from the burrowing in cupboards = nicking their food)?
Yeah I wholeheartedly recommend this, makes the long silences after every time she tells a ‘joke’ go faster and seem a little less cringe.
Oh, Where's the jealous emoji? You lucky sod.It's Burns' Night. Will Scottish Jack break cover?
After all, she does sleep with a volume of the great bard's books by her pillow
My haggis is vegan... It's actually even nicer than ... Real haggis!
Are we sure that’s not Jack? Sleeves are rolled down
God that's so it. She is inexperienced, naive and an iggerant bleep. And that makes her unstoppably, hilariously funny as she refuses to learn... Thread 7zillion and 11 is on the horizon....
Can we stop talking about smelly Jack and smelly pets!! Sorry!
I thought it was @Nuttynana and couldn't work out why so few swear words!!Ah FFS I thought for a moment you meant that awful toadNANNA
and it's a collab the entire world can do without
Well somebody had to do it
You put the oil on to heat, dear heart, when you have the mere kernel of the idea for the meal in your maverick brain.
You then chop, slowly, gently, painstakingly and some time later, turn around to find your most definitely not a bungalow, has been razed to the ground.
#jackshacks
I concur (not been used in a while) with your creepy uni housemate.
I love parrots, and they smell like fresh downy pillows.
Yes. From the couch onto the bog where she’s sat scrolling through the concerned messages from rage grans and beardos while her Mediterranean arse goes numb.
Of course! I've had my say so carry on <channels Jack>
.I have.... Experience... Of flamingos 🦩. 
And I can confirm that although they look like they should smell of strawberry milk, their feathers smell really bad... Like earthy fish
And I can confirm that although they look like they should smell of strawberry milk, their feathers smell really bad... Like earthy fish
Jack's being boring...
WARNED!
WARNED!
Strangely enough the pet smell chat is still a less tum-churning event than the slopalong.
Fellow boring lesbian here! I can understand maybe some experimenting with different genders while you're figuring things out, but to proudly claim to be a lesbian in one tweet while talking about your 6 hour sesh with burger boy in another is not how being gay works.
OK, c'mon, where's the link? I've nothing better to do...
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