Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

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Jack we have a screenshot from ages ago which was re-posted TODAY on tattle, wtf u talking about that you didn't tell anyone? How did the person you're tweeting to know?

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My breast cancer became noticeable to me due to a SEVERE pain in my shoulder*. I got diagnosed after a mammogram and a biopsy both carried out on the same day. I was referred for a scan because the consultant at the breast clinic was pretty certain I had secondary cancer even before the results were known and wanted to know how far it had spread. Once my diagnosis was through I had another scan and some further tests to assess my fitness for treatment and the type of cancer I had. None of the tests with the possible exception of the biopsy was invasive and no one mentioned a dark mass, all the chat was tumours. My experience of diagnosis doesn't seem to be atypical so I expect Jack required extra tests because she is precious and does so much for people.

ETA: I did directly ask my GP who'd done a blood test for me if she thought I had Rheumatoid Arthritis because there's a lot of it in my family and she said it's highly unusual to appear where mine was as its almost always in the joints. Once she got the blood test results she confirmed there were no results that would indicate RA and reiterated it's generally the joints that are affected. Jack is very rare and special in a medical sense.


*It really was total agony. I am not Jack.
 
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Oh, for absolute fucks sake, it is utterly commonplace to have investigations to rule out cancer.

And mostly, people having them don’t turn out to have cancer, just like you didn’t, Jack, you stupid overdramatic dunderhead 😡

It’s not a three act drama. I was investigated under the two week thingy to rule out cancer last year, and 2022 was such a catastrophe worrying about that didn‘t even make the top ten of miserable tit that happened chez Soup.

FEWMIN now 😡 Can’t stand this weaponising.

edited to clarify as unfortunate cross posting made this look heartless- sorry and hugs 🫂
 
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Imagine how awful it is for so many, to read about how terrible it has been for her to ~not~ have cancer. She's an absolute ghoul.
Remember me mentioning I went and asked the doc for help? It’s because April 2020 I lost my best friend to pancreatic cancer, sep 2020 my Nan died suddenly and at her funeral I found out my mum had terminal cancer & I moved back to Ireland so she could be looked after pallitively at home.

I AM FUMING. She follows me on Twitter and I am so, so, so close to handing in my tattle pass and letting rip at her on the hellsite. But that would serve her, not me and since I’m not a narcissistic bleep I won’t. But when you come down and grunk here Jack, as much as you’re a grifter & a liar I always held hope you’d sort your head out and lead a better life. Now? You deserve to be hit with your own tit
 
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1) I went to my GP a couple of years ago with what I thought was a lumpy breast. Mr Lazarus gave it a good feel to reassure me there was something there. I then took myself to the GP who struggled to find it. They referred me to the breast cancer clinic for a full check. This was, and pretty much always is, an urgent referral Jack. The letter I received with my appointment date and time said on it “SUSPECTED CANCER”. that’s because until such times as you’ve had the examination and/or mammogram, the GP can’t say it isn’t.
that is normal. Breadcrumbing about it on social media isn’t on, and it isn’t normal behaviour. Check yourself for lumps but check your behaviour too. You’re a bleeping ghoul.
2) given the amount of medical intervention you’ve had, Jack, do you think ANY oncologist worth their salt is going to give YOU third hand advice over social media to pass onto a friend? Why would they do that and why wouldn’t your friend simply go back to the specialist who was treating them? I appreciate it can be a difficult time, but did your ‘friend’ seriously expect you, a poverty campaigner, to locate a trustworthy oncologist willing to risk their whole medical career to give you a wee bit of advice on Twitter? Every time I think she can’t get any more arrogant, I realise she can.
The noise I’ve just heard is this bleep scraping the very bottom of the barrel.
Should have put all her books in the bin tbh.
I have an appointment with the GP on Monday morning as I’ve had some significant breast changes. I’m pretty scared, but apart from you ninnies now I’ve only told Old Harold, as don’t even know if there’s anything to actually be worried about. If there is, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. She’s awful.
 
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Then … don’t? Get off Twitter, close your Patreon (edit - and your PayPal!), stop grifting money, stop lying, refund everyone, apologise, and right now for the love of god stop posting batshit tweets, and all of a sudden you’ll find there is no “this” any more. Get a real life. Do better things. Have real purpose. Make amends.

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Every time you think she's reached a new low, she somehow manages to go even lower.
 
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She can’t trip herself up if nobody can see her tweets… if only there was some function to take a picture on one’s device of the grifting receipts 🤔🤔
 
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