Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

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When you have scans on the NHS, a report is sent to your consultant and usually copied to your GP.

Jack love, the easiest way to prove us wrong when we say you’re lying about this would be to firstly pop in a request to your GP’s administrative team for any scan reports noting the “dark mass” please, then when you have it pop back in here and show us. Obvs you should redact your NHS number and address and all that, as well as the report author’s name, but if you leave the scan date visible, along with the text describing the size and location of the “dark mass” then I suppose we’ll have to believe you had a lymph node infection that was in your bones. I do hope your treating clinicans wrote it up for publication though cos you wouldn’t half be a medical curiosity.

As it is you’re just a bit of a psychiatric curiosity, but not much because all this is soooo massively pathetic now.


Edit just seen other frauen indicating she’s actually talking about an x ray, in which case Jack you massive walloper, your bones aren’t swiss cheese with big holes, and if they were I’m sure we would have heard all about it. Because you would have told us. For pity’s sake we even know about your burgering 🙄
 
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She just said she didn’t know what this squig was talking about , and then mentioned call for the oncologist on Twitter…. So you do know fine well.
She’s a bleeping blunt instrument.
 
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I don't think I have ever seen a picture of Jack with friends.

She's only ever posted selfies. Really makes you think.
Erm so I’ve only just clocked your photo dear heart. I saw the Rachel Dolezal doc on Netflix yesterday and she and Jack are peas in a pod. Chapeau, tender one, chapeau
 
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How did her 2 therapists notice something wrong with her shoulder? They weren't massage therapists fgs. Was she putting on a bloody Quasimodo walk in to dayhab each day? 🙄
 
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Hi Jack. Cancer scare doesn't equal cancer. Hope that helps.

We must be nearing the last lines of defence now. I can't bear to think what else she's prepared to throw out as she prepares for the final stages of her cancellation.
 
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Oh my golly bleeping gosh. What an absolute horror she is. She’s sinking to depths I didn’t know were possible. A bit like how Trump would be funny if it wasn’t all having real world consequences. How on earth is anyone supportive of this insanity??
 
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As the sun sets on the first anniversary of the Vastly Ballooning Imbecile, i would like to thank you Ninnies for making me laugh and cry, sometimes at the same time. Truly this is indeed the best corner of the internet. Now carry on Jack with the bollox about your arthritis which we all know you couldn't stop yourself from tweeting about from day 1 and have done tediously, painstakingly and gently for the last what year or two? I've lost track. Thanks pal, now duck off
 
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So the NHS is on its arse, she had a lymph node infection that are REALLY COMMON, but she goes for regular tests.
Ive had a Lymph node. tit, I forgot to tweet about it so people could be worried for me.
duck off Jack, it’s really common and no, you’re not special.
If this is you trying to deflect any criticism, it is not working.
 
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Sigh. It’s like I keep telling my teenager - “if you keep telling lies, don’t expect anyone to believe you’re ever telling the truth” (she then goes all high pitched and stomps off, like I wish Jack would).
 
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She didn’t tell ‘a soul’, except her half a million Twitter followers. Multiple times.
Gah she’s hideous. Just when I think she can’t get any worse.
 
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1) I went to my GP a couple of years ago with what I thought was a lumpy breast. Mr Lazarus gave it a good feel to reassure me there was something there. I then took myself to the GP who struggled to find it. They referred me to the breast cancer clinic for a full check. This was, and pretty much always is, an urgent referral Jack. The letter I received with my appointment date and time said on it “SUSPECTED CANCER”. that’s because until such times as you’ve had the examination and/or mammogram, the GP can’t say it isn’t.
that is normal. Breadcrumbing about it on social media isn’t on, and it isn’t normal behaviour. Check yourself for lumps but check your behaviour too. You’re a bleeping ghoul.
2) given the amount of medical intervention you’ve had, Jack, do you think ANY oncologist worth their salt is going to give YOU third hand advice over social media to pass onto a friend? Why would they do that and why wouldn’t your friend simply go back to the specialist who was treating them? I appreciate it can be a difficult time, but did your ‘friend’ seriously expect you, a poverty campaigner, to locate a trustworthy oncologist willing to risk their whole medical career to give you a wee bit of advice on Twitter? Every time I think she can’t get any more arrogant, I realise she can.
The noise I’ve just heard is this bleep scraping the very bottom of the barrel.
Should have put all her books in the bin tbh.
 
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Ugh sorry, did someone else get all that, I was interrupted by Chinese new year fireworks, has she deleted already?
 
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