Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

[FlirtyThirty]

Happy VBI day!

Can I just say again that I’m convinced 100% that Jack is a complete liar about her arthritis and any health things generally is because she sad fished a “dark mass” on a scan turning out to be a form of arthritis.

Fraus who haven’t seen my previous rants: there is no such thing as a dark mass on a scan that needs investigating. Nefarious things, if they even show, are light grey or white. The only black spaces on scans are liquid filled ones, mainly your bladder or uterus if pregnant.

Also periarthritic calcification is something that shows white on scans. She’d know that if she ever had any. She’s just a disgusting liar.

Dragon

 

[zetta buttons]

Perhaps the guy our Brian Butterfield knows is a friend of a friend. Maybe she’s been invited somewhere and met a few people. It’s been said on here before - Essex Girl or Lucy Aeroplane, I can’t remember who - that she can make out she’s having a full mental breakdown on Twitter but IRL she’s just going about her normal life (whatever that is).

Your final point is really chilling. It’s the thought that this is all for Twitter hits and notifications.

The fact that she could have been posting her last (not slopbot) tweet while watching the masked singer or whatever and then going round to Big Dave’s today for a Sunday dinner as though everything was fine is horrific.

 

[Lazarus]

1) I went to my GP a couple of years ago with what I thought was a lumpy breast. Mr Lazarus gave it a good feel to reassure me there was something there. I then took myself to the GP who struggled to find it. They referred me to the breast cancer clinic for a full check. This was, and pretty much always is, an urgent referral Jack. The letter I received with my appointment date and time said on it “SUSPECTED CANCER”. that’s because until such times as you’ve had the examination and/or mammogram, the GP can’t say it isn’t.
that is normal. Breadcrumbing about it on social media isn’t on, and it isn’t normal behaviour. Check yourself for lumps but check your behaviour too. You’re a fucking ghoul.
2) given the amount of medical intervention you’ve had, Jack, do you think ANY oncologist worth their salt is going to give YOU third hand advice over social media to pass onto a friend? Why would they do that and why wouldn’t your friend simply go back to the specialist who was treating them? I appreciate it can be a difficult time, but did your ‘friend’ seriously expect you, a poverty campaigner, to locate a trustworthy oncologist willing to risk their whole medical career to give you a wee bit of advice on Twitter? Every time I think she can’t get any more arrogant, I realise she can.
The noise I’ve just heard is this cunt scraping the very bottom of the barrel.
Should have put all her books in the bin tbh.

 

[GigglePops]

Just a thought this morning:
The "I can't ****ing do this anymore", as usual, leaves her wiggle room to claim that she wasn't even breadcrumbing at all. If she's called out on exploiting suicide she could say she was referring to trolling. She could say social media. She could say being a pov (!), she could say living with pain or whatever (!). She could use any excuse. It leaves flex.
This is why it's so disgusting, because she has posted it so cynically. That really hurts, it's so damaging. Last night I was really angry but this morning it has really upset me....and probably a lot of people here. If you have been affected by suicide or depression you have my love.
She has no regard for those living with suicidal ideation, no regard for those who have lost loved ones to suicide.

She has no heart, just a stone where a functioning human with emotions would have one.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Then … don’t? Get off Twitter, close your Patreon (edit - and your PayPal!), stop grifting money, stop lying, refund everyone, apologise, and right now for the love of god stop posting batshit tweets, and all of a sudden you’ll find there is no “this” any more. Get a real life. Do better things. Have real purpose. Make amends.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Oh @jenny2603

you are a great writer (and a really bloody great comic), and I would read anything you wrote, if you were minded to write anything xxxxx

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

That's why I think she personally has never been touched by cancer or suicide.
If you have you don't glibly chuck it into the ring to win an argument. You just don't.

No, she has known people who have had cancer, and also at least one person who ended their own life. But she’s shown many many times, and this is probably the clearest example for lurkers so far, that she’s simply not like a normal person in how she views other people. She has to centre herself, and other people’s feelings either don’t register or, worse, don’t matter. (And no, that’s not ‘an ASD thing’, before she dares to suggest it - love from someone properly diagnosed with ASD.)

 

[Foxvint]

Unreal. Un-fucking-real.

Spoiler: TW Jack being Jack (about cancer)

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No you just asked twitter if there were any oncologists following you, you grifting twat. I know about 9 women including myself who've been referred in this way- it's always urgent cos of the nature of the suspicion. Us- grateful. You- grifting. Hope that helps.

 

[houseofhoop]

I’m actually incandescent with rage at this point. I’ve got a fairly decent following on the hellsite and if I were any braver I’d chuck in my badge and call this fucking despicable bullshit out but I know for a fact her monkeys would ruin my career by 1starring everything I’ve ever written and I HATE IT especially when our beautiful @jenny2603 is actually going through this. ARGHHHHHHHH

Are you Nigella?

 

[jenny2603]

I know, it’s like, just when you think things can’t get any worse, that prick, of all people, crawls back!

If they did a version of Jim 'll Fix It, without a sex case presenting and for adults I would write in and ask if I could boot a smol robot into the air.

 

[imBUSY]

Oh I hate her

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Thus endeth the VBI-versary

 

[my cup runneth]

Babe, same. I should be over it by now but my Mummy took her life over 30 years ago and I still get a little twinge of jealousy when people talk about their funny, lovely mums x

It’s tough isn’t it. I ‘lost’ my dad (heroin addict) many moons ago but really I’ve never had parents as my mum had severe depression and was always absent mentally and physically. I got over my dad at a young age but the lack of a real loving mother is something I can’t shake. Only positive is to ensure I’m much better myself as a mum.

Sending hugs to all those affected by the very real heartache of none loving supportive parents

 

[Elastoblast]

Give me a V


Give me an B


Give me an I


What do we have?

A futile exercise in laziness and self promotion

Gooooooooo Jack!

A rip-roaring success just like your latest book....

 

[jenny2603]

Looks like this poor squig is still high off the anesthetic. They're going to be livid when they come down and see what shite they've been buying. It's like Jack and her sideboards all over again.

 

[The carlin]

Can someone more capable of following a chaos explain what has caused this 0-100? Was it her being called out for breadcrumbing the "dark mass" before while claiming she had kept it on the DL?

I know it's a bit of an ask for anyone to really get into her noggin but send explanationios.

Can I suggest that there might have been a massive bomb dropped on her yesterday and I think its the official non sales figures of GK. I think the little visit she had yesterday was the agent and management team explaining what that meant, in person and at her house cos she's a sad vulnerable little pixie with an ouchie heart and they probably wanted a few witnesses just in case.

I'm hoping she has been told she has to pay some of the advance back too .

Could explain the narc rage today

 

[Edie Po]

Catching up because I had some really shit news yesterday.
I've had 2 breast scares.. one over Christmas which with kids I had to plaster a smile on while my mind was in overdrive.
The only ones who knew were Mr P my parents & sis.
The other not so long ago.
She's dirty..she lays crumbs for sympathy, the pissing leach.

 

[allybongo]

I’m not joking my tin opener just BROKE. I have walked for 43 years on this planet, lived independently from my parents for 24 years, cannot even remember ever purchasing one, And the bastard just broke. I blame Jack.

send tin opener-os

 

[Veronicaaa]

We have the receipts Jack you total idiot.

 

[Geetbo]

Yes don’t worry new fraus, this is all part of the cycle. We usually get a few days of peace before she’s back tweeting about her favourite flavours of yoghurt to bury criticism again.

 

[HodgeSplodge]

I remember the trolley twitter account actually reached out to Jack at the time and naturally she ignored them because she never really intended to create a VBI. She just wanted the adoration.

Here we go (couldn't fit everything in a timestamped screenshot)