That was gifted. Poor ooni. Lost in the wilds with the eucalyptus cut down in the prime of its life.She had a pizza oven too I think? I’d love one but despite my full time job at the coal face of tax and VAT complianceI can’t afford one.
Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?
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Lip filler in the last photo is what she’s really showing off.
Yes the pizza oven really pissed me off as I think she only referred to it once. If I was gifted a free pizza oven I would at least he grateful enough to do a recipe for a pizza, show off the product, do a reel for Instagram, etc.She had a pizza oven too I think? I’d love one but despite my full time job at the coal face of tax and VAT compliance
Also the box of fresh which she froze/binned/forgot about was never mentioned after its initial receipt. Again, it was a great example to create a new recipe based on the contents, review the products and demonstrate her 'skills'
I honestly have no idea how she has managed to ride the wave of fame for so long. I blame the neckbeards and the guardian.
I’m quite sure the BiB has been responded to dear heart, but it’s a sort of hole.
Yeah. Fractured in the sense that it’s not actually fractured.
First rule of creating a black eye with makeup is DON'T use shimmery eyeshadow, you absolute amateur. She seems to have cottoned on by the second photo and has used a matte purple so better late than never.
It seems odd to me that her eye wasn't bloodshot. You'd really expect that with any kind of eye injury. The eyeball is very sensitive.
Having said that there is a tiny bit of swelling under the eye, but that's all really.
Having said that there is a tiny bit of swelling under the eye, but that's all really.
Here’s yerGood evening frauen, herren and otheren!
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Someone (I strongly suspect a fellow frau from the wording) posted about the Asda 7 meals for 4 all in @£20, and they forensically took them apart. 1 tin of 125g of tuna for 4 people, 250g rice divided in 4 portions, 260g (unhooked) white fish for 4 portions... They wondered loudly if that was the very well known fantasy about the Poors not being able to budget, not a lack of funds. They also (with the help of another person) jumped right on the squig who had tagged our pixie, 'because she is *so* good at helping the poors'. Their reasoning was that she’s neither a trained chef nor a nutritionist. I could have clapped, ninnies.
At the risk of watermeloning myself, I posted a terse reply along the lines of this is bullshit, but didn't directly name JM. I think I deserve a bloody medal.
now duck off tender steam x gently softly etcI saw a woman on twitter ask that last week and the grifting cow quote tweeted her. And in a rare move, opened the comments so that her nasty pervy little fans could attack her which was grossly unfair since she was just telling the truth.
It was a freebie. Jack cured her adhd using it to put things in (true story).
it’s an abusive relationship, the cuddles don’t last and the codiene is never gonna change
Both unable to open her jaw but able to have a whole conversation with her son about sandwich shapes.
She must have been talking like a ventriloquist.
We've mithered over the black eye many a time on these threads - I think it safe to say she genuinely did fall and give herself a steaker, but she absolutely did ham it up with an extremely shimmery, dewy product or two to really show it off. I remember opening Twitter that day and whooped at that pic she had posted, it was SO ridiculous looking. Who would've thought that a couple of years later she'd be admitting to being off her nut when it happened in the papers, and not just clumsy footed as she claimed at the time. Ahhh, the glory days.
I'm ever so confused with the A&E tweets of 2nd September 2020 and the fractured eye socket/broken nose mentioned in the Grauniad.
Pic below courtesy of Silver Linings in thread 67. Posted in the thread on 3rd September 2020 but no date on the Insta posting so either the 2nd or 3rd. No fracture and no mention of a broken nose.
How many times has she faceplanted the sink?
Pic below courtesy of Silver Linings in thread 67. Posted in the thread on 3rd September 2020 but no date on the Insta posting so either the 2nd or 3rd. No fracture and no mention of a broken nose.
How many times has she faceplanted the sink?
She doesn't even do retweets unless it's something that elucidates her sad feels that she's fishing around for attention over.
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