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Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?
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I think that's where the problem would lie..them telling their stories. It would be OK if it entailed her telling them her stories.
I think she was going to use the latter to pay the former, and has done that for years, always trying to catch up. Nothing to do with morals, just saving face(s)
Oh she'll chippily say that furniture given away for free earns her a credit in the bank of goodwill so that one of her unwashed crusty mates, maybe Wonky if she is even real or can extract her head from jack's lying arse, will come and paint for her in the future, whilst Jack lies
This picture that she paints of living in some kind of weirdy wanky commune type friendship circle where one will simply swap a cup of oats for a curtain to be mended is Enid Blyton-esque bollocks and doesn't happen. And if it does, she needs better friends. Friends help because they're friends, not because they're going to get an ill-gotten dildo sideboard out of it.
Good evening frauen, herren and otheren!
I belong to a food related (
) group on FB, and every now and then the group provides a blinder.
Someone (I strongly suspect a fellow frau from the wording
) posted about the Asda 7 meals for 4 all in @£20, and they forensically took them apart. 1 tin of 125g of tuna for 4 people, 250g rice divided in 4 portions, 260g (unhooked) white fish for 4 portions... They wondered loudly if that was the very well known fantasy about the Poors not being able to budget, not a lack of funds. They also (with the help of another person) jumped right on the squig who had tagged our pixie, 'because she is *so* good at helping the poors'. Their reasoning was that she’s neither a trained chef nor a nutritionist. I could have clapped, ninnies.
At the risk of watermeloning myself, I posted a terse reply along the lines of this is bullshit, but didn't directly name JM. I think I deserve a bloody medal.
I belong to a food related (
) group on FB, and every now and then the group provides a blinder.Someone (I strongly suspect a fellow frau from the wording
) posted about the Asda 7 meals for 4 all in @£20, and they forensically took them apart. 1 tin of 125g of tuna for 4 people, 250g rice divided in 4 portions, 260g (unhooked) white fish for 4 portions... They wondered loudly if that was the very well known fantasy about the Poors not being able to budget, not a lack of funds. They also (with the help of another person) jumped right on the squig who had tagged our pixie, 'because she is *so* good at helping the poors'. Their reasoning was that she’s neither a trained chef nor a nutritionist. I could have clapped, ninnies. At the risk of watermeloning myself, I posted a terse reply along the lines of this is bullshit, but didn't directly name JM. I think I deserve a bloody medal.
None of what she says here is good. How can you post that about her son and not bloody hate herself? Also 'severe concussion'
That’s about when I thought, so even allowing for some rounding* that’s a year at least of unaccounted for tramadol.
*by which I mean if she said “I was on it for 20 months 2 weeks and 4 days” then Simon may well just put 18 months in the final article for a round figure, or someone normal and not forensic might describe that as “about 18 months”.
She shouldn't give away any of her assets until she's repaid what she owes in full.
If Action Fraud do ever start investigating her properly, she might find herself in very hot water because of this.
Fancy during COVID when hospitals were stretched going in cause you banged your face a bit hard and through your own actionsNone of what she says here is good. How can you post that about her son and not bloody hate herself? Also 'severe concussion'
She really is a dick.
Granola eels
sending you breathy feels
Uh-huh granola eels
Still tastier than banana peels
(With apologies to OMD)
That trip to A&E was the night she called us conspiracy wankers 
Would take my tinfoil hat off but she might nick it for her drug use
I have watched trainspotting
I know wrong drug , I still wanted to use the joke
It really annoys me. She banged her face. Allegedly had a black eye. What on earth did she think they were going to do. I mean it didn't blunt her cognitive functions because she was tweeting away like a twit about it.Fancy during COVID when hospitals were stretched going in cause you banged your face a bit hard and through your own actions
She really is a dick.
Sorry if this has been shared, I'm still a few pages behind. This was posted in one the groups I'm in on Facebook. Not a mention of Jack to be seen despite it being her beloved Asda!
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There’s zero chance that shiny eye was a cracked eye socket. That would lead to actual severe bruising that you wouldn’t want to even dab at with make up.So this wouldthe 40 tramadol day to the sparkly black eye period, can Frau’s with better memories than me remember when that was? It was surely more recent than 2018 - my theory is she was prescribed them for 18 months which fits with them cracking down on prescribing them and then she took them obtained by “other” manners in the between period. Presumably at least until black eye incident if she counted them out.
It pisses me off that she stuck around for years after Jack created and posted that horrendous chore chart for her 8 year old son TBH. I know we are all different but I’d have been out the bleeping door calling the appropriate family members and whoever else I needed to report it to on the way, not moving into a crappy bungamansion with her and getting engaged to her a year later. Who the duck does this to their young child and publicly humiliates him in this way?!
Seriously, THIS is not a massive red flag in a partner less than a year in and before the major commitments of rings and leases?! It would be for me.
As it was, Jack publicly told everyone that among “SB”s jobs were: deal with the dirty towels, wipe the handles, door, sink, shower etc in the bathroom, including picking up and cleaning under the mats, plus to empty the bins in the bathroom and toilet (and so by implication clearing up “their” mess when LJC stayed over) as well as opening her bedroom curtains and wiping her bedroom door handles etc etc. FFS.
(Screenies @VeniVidiVicki)
FUUUUUUUCK YOU, JACK!!!
Is this when she took 40 tramadol, fractured her eye socket, and broke her nose? Or was that some other incident that we didn't know about until the Shattenstone interview?
But she felt a bit doddery
Probably same one embellished for effect.
From recollection there was v little by way of swelling around that eye. And I've never seen a silver bruise before.
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