I’ve pulled a muscle in my neck and it really hurts to turn my head to the left, please leave me alone to recover during this difficult time. I can’t believe you all want to trample all over me while I’m broken and dusty.
Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?
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I'm only surprised H didn't get a mention in her Grifty Kitchen acknowledgements.Bit of a difference now from a year ago when her twitter thread went viral and all sorts of eejits enabled her big head.
But can we please take a moment to remember this tweet which occurred a year on Thursday.
She called Hugh Grant 'H'
The massive twit.
Did he get a mention in The Book?
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It is incredible what an opportunity she had and how she managed to duck it up so spectacularly 
Vaguely remember she has mentioned one before. (disclaimer: no receipt. Yet). She clearly takes not even the blindest notice if she does.She has an accountant? Hmm
Not merely an accountant, tenderstem. This is Jackworld after all, where all the “experts” have two jobs (see also coffee shop worker dog groomers, therapist publishers). Jack has a Sunday School Teacher Accountant.She has an accountant? Hmm
Isn't it A REAL COINCIDENCE that Jack revealed her 40 opiate pills a day habit shortly after Friends Megastar Matthew Perry wrote his memoir in which he detailed that, at the height of his addiction, he was taking 80 opiate pills a day?
Here's the interesting thing: Matthew Perry almost died from his addiction to opiates, and he was visibly frail and ill in many of the seasons of Friends. There is no doubt that he was a chronic addict.
Jack was supposedly on Tramadol (Perry on Oxy - much stronger), but the attention seeking numerical claims are the same.
For the record, I have read Perry's memoir, and whilst he's pretty egocentric, there's also no doubt that he was severely addicted to opiates and alcohol. I believe he was taking 80 pills at the very height of a long-term, debilitating, nearly-fatal addictive trajectory.
Jack is claiming to have consumed multiple-fatal doses of opiates, alongside multiple-fatal doses of alcohol on a week. Her claim to have consumed a bottle of whiskey a day and 40 Tramadol equates to a weekly total of at least:
14,000mg of Tramadol
196 units of alcohol
Whilst living Extremely Online. And parenting a child. And working *** hour weeks. And etc etc
She probably did get a Tramadol prescription, and probably did take more than she was meant to. But could a person imbibe to the extent she claims and nobody notice?
Makes you think...
Ah yes I remember now. Could explain a lot.
When is old Thirsty Allslop due her next burger session?
Yep, me and my partner have both been denied beta blockers by our doctors because we both have asthma. I have it incredibly mildly now as an adult and only need an inhaler in the winter when it's freezing but they
Any normal person would. If I was getting what I deemed to be 'abuse' online then I'd lock it, that's what the function is for.
But she won't because then she won't have any excuse for her moaning. If it was only people that liked her who she accepted as followers there would be no drama and what would her life be without that?
She'll never do it and will give some BS excuse about not doing it because then she won't be able to provide her recipes and knowledge (!) to others unless they follow her.
A few years from now:It is incredible what an opportunity she had and how she managed to duck it up so spectacularly
Well, he came from the poly just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?
He shook his head, and he said with a smile
What I'd really like, Mama, is to not hear again
the tale of the book that sunk like a drain
It really is. Reading the threads here from a year ago after that viral tweet we were all exasperated at how many bluetickers were singing her praises. She was absolutely giddy and full of being 'so exhausted but gently, softly being put to bed' by loved ones. Sickening.It is incredible what an opportunity she had and how she managed to duck it up so spectacularly
And this was before bloody Nigella shoved tens of thousands of pounds in her unworthy direction. For the VBI
I completely agree with this. I know people hide disorders/addiction’s spectacularly well sometimes but at some point, if it spirals to such an extent, the addiction/disorder does become visible. Firstly to those close to the individual, then to the wider circle and finally (if applicable) to a public audience.
As you say, with Perry it was obvious to everyone that something was going on. With Jack, the time when she seemed most unwell was during lockdown and during the first half of this year. That speaks volumes.
As you say, with Perry it was obvious to everyone that something was going on. With Jack, the time when she seemed most unwell was during lockdown and during the first half of this year. That speaks volumes.
Wasn't there some mithering about her accountant and the drawer full of vibrators?
That really made meI like to think so too H of CHopefully he'd have spotted her as more of a Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler than a Capt Vimes.
Though CMOT Dibbler actually did provide a useful service - turned up reliably at every major event and disaster with his stall selling rat-onna-stick and genuine pig in a bun... Jack would be four hours late or just not show up and then whine that CMOT had got up in her niche or something.
and 
! I can easily imagine JM being a failure trying to sell sausage-onna-stick.
Let’s see if Matt Gloss, Painting Expert can take some time out from helping Jack choose her new interior design and ask him…
”Oi, Jack, how about this one for the second bedroom?”
Mind you, they might have more in common than we suspected…you could literally substitute her name for his and we’d all find this entirely plausible/probable as a JackClaim
Mind you, they might have more in common than we suspected…you could literally substitute her name for his and we’d all find this entirely plausible/probable as a JackClaim
That poor, poor man. Not only having to deal with what is presumably a nightmare mess of scribbled notes, emails, and receipts, but also having to choke down a slice of brick cake.
Funnily enough, this is actually a safe place for you to say it. Nobody will judge, and you might find more understanding and support than you imagined. We have your back, dearI've just been having a look at Old CockToes' website and came across the rinsed hoops 'recipe' again, which is a hoot, but by jove the level of snark in the very long preamble is overwhelming. What an arse she is.
I think she has updated this text since last year. Narcs are so thin-skinned
I appreciate the opiate Fraus talking about this subject. Have been dependent on them for nine years...it's no joke, and can be a lonely place. Jackie thinks it's all just a laugh...and that the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath etc. Ever the tourist.
ETA: Not dependent. Addicted. I have never said that to anybody. I certainly wouldn't be flippant about it in a newspaper interview. Not fishing btw, just highlighting that CToes knows nothing about the reality of her tourist destinations.
. JM can totally get in the bin. Utter liar.
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