Jack and the sentient tripod again innitYeah hun, bae caught me plonkin
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Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?
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Hard to believe isn't it?
Thank goodness she's such a remarkable person that people are queuing up to gift her all this stuff, eh?
Throw in some Tramadol and I'm there
I did ask them not to be specific. Sure, Jan. Don't do drugs, kids.
Shame about the roundabouts thing as I've come up with the ideal bumper sticker...
HONK if you love sideboards!
And even if she did (which I don't believe) - the reporter is under no obligation to honour that request. As an experienced media personality like JM would full well know.
That is IT. I'm taking my cat's phone off him for at least a fortnight. I have told him to stop posting pictures of his sick online and claiming it's a recipe he's made. He did it to Delia Smith once.bleeping duck ME
what? You wanted them to make up a number?
Hang on a second - let me take another look..... hahahahahha, I don't need to take another bleeping look, of course there isn't. You're more likely to get a Cotswold sideboard delivered on time by Evri.
But in the Guardian piece she claims she was ENGAGED to LJC at the time?
So did guardian reporter ignore her request - is she labelling him as irresponsible? Or will his two dictaphones show she never said that? 
I’m glad someone’s calling this out and she’s responding. Drawing attention to it is dangerous for her and she’ll have to tread carefully.So did guardian reporter ignore her request - is she labelling him as irresponsible? Or will his two dictaphones show she never said that?
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In all seriousness though I have fibromyalgia (although in a long period of remission). Before I was diagnosed I was on all sorts, including Tramadol. The first time I took it I experienced what I referred to as "waking dreams", where I was technically awake but experiencing periods of zoning out and having dream like hallucinations. It's strong stuff, you develop a tolerance after a while but no way could you take 40.
Edit I didn't buy any furniture. I couldn't see my phone.
Edit I didn't buy any furniture. I couldn't see my phone.
Grunming, but thread title nomination surely
Jack is the Evri of cooking; unreliable, steals and rarely delivers.
Too bad too early for thread title “She had to sell her hands to pay for more emotional support sideboards” and this isn’t a regular critic, regular folks just getting annoyed by the perfunctory whining
I think that the reporter should be tagged in this exchange so he can see Jack's madster lies first hand 
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'Emotional support sideboards' has got thread title written all over it
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