Marmalade Atkins
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The fall happened on 1st September 2020sparkly black eye period, can Frau’s with better memories than me remember when that was?
Jack went to A&E the next day
The fall happened on 1st September 2020sparkly black eye period, can Frau’s with better memories than me remember when that was?
I'll never not laugh about that squig asking her if she had a professional accountAt what point does she realise that she's the author of her own misfortune?*
99% of her output on twitter is not needed. As has been said many, many times, no one needs to know the colour of her walls or whether she's moved her office, etc.A, it's unbelievably dull but B, also, completely pointless.
Her need for attention, but also to control the narrative literally runs ramshod through everything, but you can't control what other people think if you. You also can't assume that people view things in the same way as you and that everyone willl agree with you. And you can't scream IM NOT WELL to everyone who questions statements you have made. All you can control is how you behave. Just don't bloody post it in the first place.
The patreon and tip jar performance is frankly disgusting. Stop the excuses, which are what all these statements are. Pause the Patreon and stop the PayPal begs. Refund the money. Learn from these colossal mistakes.
*never.
I hate this as well. I find it really patronising that people slip into it when they’re being ‘sassy’ also no British person should ever be saying ‘y’all’! it’s just awkward, and you know they’d NEVER say it out loud! As someone relatively new to the Jackiverse I am only recently saw this tweet and was astonished that she sounds like a completely different person with her y’alls and folks:Ain’t nobody sharing my bed…
AAVE Jack is one of my many Jack aneurysms. Why is a painfully awkward middle class woman from Essex larping as Omeretta the Great in full Atlanta Ho mode.
In general i really dislike the way some middle class peeps in the US and UK larp AAVE online when they wish to project “sassy”. Plays into so many damaging stereotypes that Black Women have to deal with. Plus AAVE is a dialect with a long and rich history. Shut up Jack you’re not Etta James today.
Guess this arthritis flare-up will prevent Jack pressing the refund button for MCOL squig then. Great news for Tattlers.
Does this say "it's you that wees on it?"It pisses me off that she stuck around for years after Jack created and posted that horrendous chore chart for her 8 year old son TBH. I know we are all different but I’d have been out the fucking door calling the appropriate family members and whoever else I needed to report it to on the way, not moving into a shitty bungamansion with her and getting engaged to her a year later. Who the fuck does this to their young child and publicly humiliates him in this way?!
Seriously, THIS is not a massive red flag in a partner less than a year in and before the major commitments of rings and leases?! It would be for me.
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As it was, Jack publicly told everyone that among “SB”s jobs were: deal with the dirty towels, wipe the handles, door, sink, shower etc in the bathroom, including picking up and cleaning under the mats, plus to empty the bins in the bathroom and toilet (and so by implication clearing up “their” mess when LJC stayed over) as well as opening her bedroom curtains and wiping her bedroom door handles etc etc. FFS.
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FUUUUUUUCK YOU, JACK!!!
Oh no. Does that mean the Scottish winter camping is off?
If we didn’t already know she’s lonely and virtually friendless IRL, this is the clincher, isn’t it? Because for us mostly normal people, the last place we’d go if we were feeling crappy would be bloody Twitter. We’d have a little whinge to our family and whichever friends we were chatting with; we’d tell our boss; if we were actively talking to anyone else through whatever medium we’d probably mention feeling a bit crap (like I’ve done here today). But whinge on Twitter about it? lol nah.
thread title. dont care if too early. that's ot. that's the thread titleTwitter isn’t compulsory, dickhead.
Is this a new marketing strategy for the failed slop book? It's a novel one, getting your sad sack fans to post their own manky quilt covers in a bid to get sales up into at least the 3000s I'll give them that.
Or this oddball just decided to do this themselves which is even sadder. I could honestly cringe for these weirdos.
Let's look back at that little Jackfib:Can’t download her main banking app on her phone? So where did those poor screenshots zero in bank account come from? Hmmmmn