Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

[Mitzymooface]

A well? What’s that? Could you explain further?

I’m guessing it’s a reference to the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs! Butterfly adjacent.

 

[Edie Po]

The only pummelling old Dusty is getting is from the self service counter

 

[Veronicaaa]

I was gonna do it but wondered if title would be ok, it wins hands down and I cba to find the next possible title. Any views on this ninnies/mods?

No swears! So it would have to jut be 'twitter isn't compulsory' I think.

 

[Edie Po]

For those enquiring about my well...my I just say Silence of the Lambs..
Or a bloody big hole int floor

 

[FlirtyThirty]

We got a slight view of some plants here, along with badly hung William Morris curtains.

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That bloody jacket - it's almost exactly the same as the other one but blue!!

 

[Soup or Noodle]

Spoiler: les mills rpm

Glen is the man. Get yourself onto #94- They have old skool toons on that one like Coolio.

Just joined a gym that has opened near me I have never been a mad exercise person but enjoying it so far. Menopause weight sucks. Love old skool though so will enquire

If they offer Trip classes at your gym, you should give them a go. It's basically RPM but with immersive graphics so it takes your mind off the pain of exercising

 

[House of Carbonara]

I like to think so too H of C Hopefully he'd have spotted her as more of a Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler than a Capt Vimes.

Though CMOT Dibbler actually did provide a useful service - turned up reliably at every major event and disaster with his stall selling rat-onna-stick and genuine pig in a bun... Jack would be four hours late or just not show up and then whine that CMOT had got up in her niche or something.

That really made me and ! I can easily imagine JM being a failure trying to sell sausage-onna-stick.

 

[Nurseali]

Some squigs are conflating it by saying it was a refund actioned through Patreon, but this refund was by requesting one from Jack’s PayPal account which she approved straight away - I suspect as instructed by JM. Funny how she hasn’t lost the keys to that account eh.


As do NSAIDs like Naproxen. Suddenly the slop makes sense 🫣

Isn't there a time limit for refunds from PayPal?

 

[Captainmouse]

'She had to sell her hands' is also absolute gold and reminds me of Vonny aka Scottish Jack, who once claimed to have lost a hand, which then mysteriously grew back.

Why do I think vonny was involved in the kitten debacle?

 

[GigglePops]

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Beautiful!

 

[Dogmuck]

You’ve done a chaos, DoggyM xx

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Jack Monroe #464 Twitter isn’t compulsory ya prune

Thread title words by @Elsie Ben Felyn originally “Twitter isn’t compulsory you dickhead” amended to remove the swears. Nominated by @Livia Fantasy @Archduchess of Luxembourg and @Lucy Aeroplane Congratulations, you all get to sit on the original BBC big red sofa in the foyer of Media City...

tattle.life

I saw that - it’s early - forgive me

I saw that - it’s early - forgive me

Should I put dickhead in it?

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Spoiler: les mills rpm

Glen is the man. Get yourself onto #94- They have old skool toons on that one like Coolio.

OT. Many online banking apps can filter your spending by type*. She’s such a fucking tool.

*admittedly Santander won’t know my Savers spending is all Pepsi and not zoflora but you get the drift.

Spoiler: Les Mills shiz

I wish Glen would pick some old skool stuff for Pump instead of obscure rap and trap songs!

 

[CocoCottesmore]

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Dialogue between stans and squigs.. not directly aimed at our Sweet Fanny Adams but

Too early?

 

[boogera]

Its Welcome to the Black Parade, the 'join the black parade' notes are nearly right (sorry SB!).

Goes to show, writing the notes on the keyboard might not be a good idea, and a real piano teacher might have told them that...

Thank you! And to @terfette I thought it might be that song as it’s one of their most well known but couldn’t marry the two in my mind!

 

[SnowyCal]

Ooh good spot. @That Forensic Man - is this on the list?

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You just bet me to it haha

 

[mammaof3]

Not sure how to get the video from Twitter, but here's a link to the tweet:


Not sure I see any stickers on the keys in that...

There are a few stickers on the black keys.