Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

[Geetbo]

According to the adverts of junior bake off, the Cotswold company is having a sale. Jacks new flat is gonna be KITTED OUT.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Oh what song in the key of twit is she singing today? Ouchy-os? How very convenient. Trot out the ailments when the kitchen* gets too hot.

*Scrutiny.

I sang Scrutiny in my head as Tragedy

 

[Edie Po]

Can't BELIEVE squigg is badgering her for a refund when she's practically in an urn.
Don't you understand squigg only her twitter typey finger works ( 4th finger left hand ..not dust). Her refund finger 2nd finger right hand IN URN IS GONE!!!!!!

 

[The carlin]

Proof she forensically searches for her own name to see what people not privileged/sycophantic enough to be in the comments club are saying about her.

100% she does.

Last year someone I follow asked about her , o told her I thought she was a grifting twit and that was it, never mentioned her before and neither of us follow her, no one tagged her but by morning we were both blocked . She goes searches out victimhood.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

How many patreons did she have before mummy’s gone and

She opened Jan 2022 on 244 subs and was consistently losing about 4% of that a month for the year prior, Nigella tweeted at some point end of Jan (19th iirc?) so she opened Feb 2022 on 729. Prior to Nigella’s promo and the CoL crisis entering the news cycle she never had a month where she was netting gains in subscribers she was always down, but post Nigella we saw some net gains months along some net losses - until Sep/Oct 2022 where we’ve seen it consistently fall. Admittedly not at the rate we’d want or she deserves to happen to her.

I double checked in their documentation today funnily that Feb 1st is defs the date for any annual renewals (ETA - from that initial Nigella acquired cohort not a fixed annual date) and it would be! Get ur mocktails ready fraus

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

well, jack's got about an hour to refund the squig

this is so exciting!

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Poor squig won't be getting a refund. Poor Jack is having an arthritic flare so terrible that her fingers only work on Twitter, not on the issue refund button on Patreon.

It isn't her fault that you horrible fraus haven't heard of this rare type of arthritis that is so rare it goes undocumented in medical journals but it definitely exists and don't you dare question her or it means you want her to stop breathing.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Yeah the cat is rubbing its arse on your new book…much impressed

Most accurate review tbh.

 

[Top Trumpd]

This boils me. My daughter was diagnosed (after 9 months of agony) with juvenile form of RA aged 17. While her peers were learning to drive, going out meeting friends, she was having me to ties her laces and fasten her bra. Taking methotrexate every week and trying not to vomit after it ( a well known side effect).Jack just self medicated with plenty of booze and tramadol . She hasn't a f'ing clue. If she's having a flare up why not get help from professionals.

I’m so sorry to hear this and hope that your daughter is finding some gradual improvement. It’s a rotten condition and , yes, JM does not know she is born. If we are to believe it’s even true? The self pity posts enrage me too x

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I honestly have no sympathy for anyone who continues to believe her. How do people not notice the same patterns with her?

 

[hrgrmr47]

Yeah it’s a baffling method tbh, not setting him up for any kind of confidence as a player other than for bashing out melodies one-handed while slouched over the piano like his Mamapapa taught him. I’m not a good or formally taught pianist so not the best person to comment but in my instruments when I was learning if there was a tricky note you’d have a coloured blob there for a couple of weeks while you developed muscle memory and then it’d be gone. Assume is the same with piano, little blobbies while you’re feeling out a key? But another Frau may know better.

You just know that poor kid is gonna Dunning Kruger himself in year 8 music class like “it’s A#! My mum’s sticker says!” and his teacher will mentally rifle through the notes on the class and remember that his mum’s a drug addict waster and choose not to fight it out as being B flat because the child has suffered enough.

It’s another great example of a self-inflicted incident of making herself look both an hole and a moron.

I had piano lessons for over a decade, first lesson was learning what notes were what and it was quite quickly drummed into me where middle C was and you could easily work out other notes from there - I think my piano teacher would’ve been horrified by learning from stickers! and I never needed them with proper lessons. While expensive with the amount of money she wasted she could’ve easily paid for his lessons. Just once again makes me very sad that she wasted so much money and yet none of it was on nice things for her son

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

The squigs saying that she's showing ADHD is a superpower are my latest aneurysm.

1. It's not a superpower, as I'm sure fraus with any of the disabilities she claims to have would agree, these things are hard to live with and calling it that is patronising as duck.
2. OK, maybe in her case they are a superpower for avoiding responsibility and justifying crappy behaviour. But in general, she just shits all over representation of adhd/ autism/ chronic pain/ arthritis/ severe and chronic ptsd... etc.
3. She is lying about some, if not all, of these disabilities and diagnoses.

Thank you
You are right.

Might add more later, but you are completely right. And Jack is a lying grifting fuckwit.

 

[Mrs Peel]

I had piano lessons and we didn’t have stickers on the keys. We learned to read music. What’s the point in stickers? It’s not going to teach you how to play music.

Stickers on the keys are the equivalent of having an English/French translation book in your pocket and thinking you know how to speak French because you can look it up.

 

[Reagent]

Sending lots of love to you and your daughter. My sister has RA, so I know (second hand of course)
how badly that can affect you.
I really have no time for Jack yet again weaponising other people's illnesses. No f*cking shame.
At this point, I wouldn't believe anything short of talking to her doctor.

Thank you, I should have added that thankfully she grew out of the RA after about 15 years and it has done no lasting damage to her joints. This is why you need to be under care of a specialist to ensure joint damage is mitigated. Wild camping in winter would be madness for anyone with RA.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

And me.

She has also made me absolutely despise the word gentle used in any context.

I saw quite a few of her simpleton supporters offering "gentle hugs" today. I've said before, it now makes me feel anything but gentle.

 

[KweanOfMean]

I had an arthritis flare today. You know what I did? Got out of my bed at 6:30am, dug my car out of the snow and went to work. Stop linking disability with being a feckless workshy wastrel.

Aye, same, did the day job then carried on with my second job, my part time business. I've a life limiting illness as well as the arthritis... why the duck does she think she's special ? I don't actually believe she has any of said illnesses/disabilities. She seems to trouble them out when her twitter engagement is waning.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I know some of it is from the Usual Suspects (tm) but I'm glad Morrison's Squig is getting pushback.

Monroe booked for any morning news slots on her Tory backed plan to increase benefits for the middle classes?

(I actually wish we could have a system that broadly reflects previous earnings here but as a frau pointed out we don't have the wider framework. Plus basic benefits need uprating regardless...)

 

[hoopdedoo]

100% she does.

Last year someone I follow asked about her , o told her I thought she was a grifting twit and that was it, never mentioned her before and neither of us follow her, no one tagged her but by morning we were both blocked . She goes searches out victimhood.

Same, babe. And I didn't even Tweet anything about her myself - I just liked some posts that were meeeannn raised questions about her truthfulness and accountability.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Pleeeeeease can a squig ask if the refund has been received?

 

[dickanddom]

I sang Scrutiny in my head as Tragedy

Here I lie, on a lost and lonely couch of mine
In Thorpe Bay, in a world of slop of my design
Patreon, I can't fulfil you all at once
I really should be paying back,
Posting a pack, covering my back

Scrutiny
When your book’s in print and you make a mint
It's scrutiny
When you hoard tin cans and
dwindling fans
It’s hard to bear
With crumb-er-ling bones you can’t climb the stairs

Ooh-ooh ooh ooh etc.

 

[hoopdedoo]

I saw quite a few of her simpleton supporters offering "gentle hugs" today. I've said before, it now makes me feel anything but gentle.