What a great mum she is. Splash out "£300" a time on drunk sideboards, but spend not a penny on piano lessons for her son.
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What a great mum she is. Splash out "£300" a time on drunk sideboards, but spend not a penny on piano lessons for her son.
‘Delicious’ recipes too! Who wants to point them to the slopalong?
Babe same, good old Dulux for me. I'm such a pov I don't even have a local paint shop or a Matt Gloss. I have to drive to B&Q in the next town, navigate a roundabout and choose my own colours. Ffs I need a patreon.
Mate, we don't even have a B and q, we've only got a Homebase.
Send cashos.
Remember when Jack said she charged her phone once a day? I wonder if she still does that.
She posted a video of SB doing one finger piano too at one point I think.
I’m really sad about cooper.
She has either found out him and content didn’t get on so chose content over him or……
I’m really sad about cooper.
She has either found out him and content didn’t get on so chose content over him or……
Hnngghhh or however you spell it ...(eta she's probably going with the rehab green)
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Lol at “Football in all weathers child” mate. You don’t take that boy football. We’d never hear the end of it, you’d have to be constantly taking him and it would be at regular times/days. You’d be asleep for half the matches. And another fing, even if he did play football in all weathers, and we’re being kind and saying you actually take him - why would he be coming in from football and going anywhere near the sofa? Straight in the shower, surely? Where he can wash himself with boiled down soap and dry himself with a bleeping flannel 
How the duck would you teach him piano you can’t play!!!! Jack, I won’t say this again, seriously, YOU CANNOT PLAY THE PIANO!!! Give that boy a nice lifestyle for goodness sake.
How the duck would you teach him piano you can’t play!!!! Jack, I won’t say this again, seriously, YOU CANNOT PLAY THE PIANO!!! Give that boy a nice lifestyle for goodness sake.
Gonna teach him to swim too, Jack? Your piano playing is about as good as your swimming ability after all. We’ve seen that video. We’re all haunted by it.
I'm with whoever said we should ignore her for a bit. Like I know if someone buys the express tomorrow it will be funny and you will all be witty and lols will be had.
But what if we just......... didn't?
I mean we all know it will be a load of old wank. People will call her on it, she will make up ever more extravagant lies in order to never ever ever be at fault and then toot toot about it having always been her dream to do an 8 page pull out for a Tory rag
But what if we just......... didn't?
I mean we all know it will be a load of old wank. People will call her on it, she will make up ever more extravagant lies in order to never ever ever be at fault and then toot toot about it having always been her dream to do an 8 page pull out for a Tory rag
You've reminded me about how odd this statement is - who the heck writes about their life in this way? As if she's describing a character in the third person. It's like a practised alibi, a sketch of a story from a notepad to reset the narrative. Plain odd, but then nothing she says surprises me now.
I'm sure this was only last year
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She’s deleted loads of tit again. Hasn’t deleted the post about deliberately mentioning farrow and ball, showing she absolutely encourages people to comment negatively. Can you imagine Jamie or nigella acting like bleeping inbreds like this the same week they’re meant to be promoting a book!
BIB- I like your thinking Emma-P. Why don't we all just take a day off? Plenty of us think she's doing most of those tweets to react to here and to provoke us to comment. Why not just take her oxygen away?
Yes! We could stage a 24 hour walk out! But still chat on other threads, to keep the tattle gods happy.
ETA @MrsFawlty great minds!
Frauen, I’ve had a thought…Grifty Kitchen is being advertised as “and home hacks guaranteed to save you pounds/money”
I think that’s false. How would it “guarantee” to save money?
Don’t buy a tin opener - I already have one
Don‘t buy firelighters - I don’t have a tumbledryer for lint PLUS I live in a flat so can’t light fires
Dont pay for water, use tumble dryer water - I pay a fixed monthly water bill ALSO I don’t have a tumble dryer
Carabiner sieve - I’m disabled and couldn’t manage this safely despute owning the items required
I suspect I could prove this “guarantee“ wrong. False advertising???
I think that’s false. How would it “guarantee” to save money?
Don’t buy a tin opener - I already have one
Don‘t buy firelighters - I don’t have a tumbledryer for lint PLUS I live in a flat so can’t light fires
Dont pay for water, use tumble dryer water - I pay a fixed monthly water bill ALSO I don’t have a tumble dryer
Carabiner sieve - I’m disabled and couldn’t manage this safely despute owning the items required
I suspect I could prove this “guarantee“ wrong. False advertising???
WT actual F? We've all seen the appalling video of her stabbing at piano keys with one finger like she's poking holes in a crumpet.
You need someone inspirational to teach you something like that. Or at least rock solid competent. If the tweet is true then she's probably turned him off music for life.
I know! Imagine being taught how to play the piano by Jack Monroe of all people. You too can now perform and amazingly tit version of New England.
This! Most mini Mabel plays football and it's one night a week training and one Match a week home or away, in all weathers, sometimes close to home, sometimes not so close. 10am Sundays. Last week was prettyLol at “Football in all weathers child” mate. You don’t take that boy football. We’d never hear the end of it, you’d have to be constantly taking him and it would be at regular times/days. You’d be asleep for half the matches. And another fing, even if he did play football in all weathers, and we’re being kind and saying you actually take him - why would he be coming in from football and going anywhere near the sofa? Straight in the shower, surely? Where he can wash himself with boiled down soap and dry himself with a bleeping flannel
How the duck would you teach him piano you can’t play!!!! Jack, I won’t say this again, seriously, YOU CANNOT PLAY THE PIANO!!! Give that boy a nice lifestyle for goodness sake.
with the weather. No friggin chance Jack would do this.Also, the musical skills skipped you Jack and people probably only nodded and clapped from fear of the rage performance that would have otherwise ensued.
That's still better than the videos Jack has posted.
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