I'm going to have to consult my union rep on this.
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Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving
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Well, don’t let me keep you any longer…“That’s crazy”“No way…”
If we all stopped talking about her at once and ignored her, I reckon she would be searching the parenting site and Reddit just in case we were all meeting up somewhere else. Or even…
meeting up in person and having fun without her! We may need to consider strike action.
meeting up in person and having fun without her! We may need to consider strike action.
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Comments Club is asking the tough questions re: books grouped by colour.
It’s simple squig - you just add a few hours on top of your 100 hour working week to locate it.
Comments Club is asking the tough questions re: books grouped by colour.It’s simple squig - you just add a few hours on top of your 100 hour working week to locate it.
You know she could have answered this, if she felt necessary to do so at all, with, sadly it didn't happen because of Covid. Her snark simply belies her 'explanation'.
Who'd have thunk it?
Just speaking for myself, obvs, because I am not The Big Chief Troll Controller, I think we should sing, count our teef, share recipes and reminisce over Jack lies of yore 
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It's great when you make the mental switch from being angry to amused at her constant, CONSTANT lies. I'd have a shred of pity if she was vulnerable and in need of a head-wobble, but she's such a narc coked-up bleep. Honestly wouldn't give two farts if she fell in a silo.
I had a few days of half-hearted grunking this week because I was bored of Jack. Only returned because of the ninny banter! I think we should all celebrate the flop of the slop manual with a nice offline frau spa day. It would have to be budget obviously and could culminate in a paddling pool with a tangle of arms and legs!
NB I will be using fresh cucumbers to de-puff. I draw the line at recreating whatever is crawling around at the bottom of Jack's salad drawer!
NB I will be using fresh cucumbers to de-puff. I draw the line at recreating whatever is crawling around at the bottom of Jack's salad drawer!
. Namaste 
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I miss Foghorn Beghorn 
What/who was the dog in the pub with the Definitely Real Teen Mum in 2016?
What/who was the dog in the pub with the Definitely Real Teen Mum in 2016?
First of all, Jack teaching SB to play the piano? I mean seriously, love - we've all seen the 'one finger, fart sniffing, halting air tap' level of your keyboard abilities.
Secondly, Twatter followers are now doing the right thing despite that weird little blip this morning. She's down over 200 at this point which is correct for the overall trend.
Thirdly (thricely?), I Googled the word 'scrunge' as I'd not heard of it. Oh Jackie my love, how would you have felt in your scruffy impoverished years to have been described as a scrunge? You'd have been railing against the trolls, haterz, TERFs and Tories wanting you to unalive yourself with their evil comment. You nasty, hypocritical cow.
Secondly, Twatter followers are now doing the right thing despite that weird little blip this morning. She's down over 200 at this point which is correct for the overall trend.
Thirdly (thricely?), I Googled the word 'scrunge' as I'd not heard of it. Oh Jackie my love, how would you have felt in your scruffy impoverished years to have been described as a scrunge? You'd have been railing against the trolls, haterz, TERFs and Tories wanting you to unalive yourself with their evil comment. You nasty, hypocritical cow.
I bought my paint in Lidl/Aldi. It was 20litre tubs of white. Then, I stirred in turmeric for one wall, black tea for another, and gentian violet from my granddad's medicine box.... Nah, did I duck! I just painted everything white cos we were skint and in a rush to move in. Like many normal, working people.
That was me and I could really do with a day off n all. F&D, everyone?!!!
Not sure where this will land, but I'm just popping up from the far distant past (life has got in the way for the past 6 months...) I'm sat watching 'Spinal Tap' on BBC1 and it featured an early 'performance' from the band with the lyric 'Gimme some money'. I don't know why, but it just reminded me of someone...
I'm gonna go back to lurking on previous threads now...
I'm gonna go back to lurking on previous threads now...
It really is false advertising. Ok, we laugh about how bad it is but I think that someone looking at the book with an unbiased eye could easily come to the same conclusions you did.
It‘s like, I have a little sudoku book
, and it promises 128 pages of puzzles… wait I was going to make a point here, but I’ve just checked and the last few pages are the answers!I want to know who the dog was too.I miss Foghorn Beghorn
What/who was the dog in the pub with the Definitely Real Teen Mum in 2016?
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My ex wife used to have a go at me about my skidmarks. 'Sorry sweetheart' I used to say. 'My arse is a very heavy smoker'
No one likes a try hard, or a slobbering pervert. All the Sean Dyche lookalikes that follow Jack and call her things like 'little star' and 'my friend' are bothAnd yet another beardy weirdyView attachment 1883375
My bathroom's Sulking Room Pink.
Getting absolutely roasted by these threads. bleeping hell.
Getting absolutely roasted by these threads. bleeping hell.
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