Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

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I know it's a small thing amongst <all this> but why aren't they lemon and herb roast potatoes?!

Also any greek potatoes I've had are baked in oil, lemon juice and stock so they go soft and caramelized not crunchy.
Just in case anyone does want a good Greek Lemon potatoes recipe, I swear by Tamason Day-Lewis’ one:

It’s fabulous hot with something simple like fish, but I also love them cold the next day like a slightly different summery potato salad.
 
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Do you think this squig was quietly crying as he wrote this?
She’s not gonna shag you mate (unless you’ve a few tins of paint going begging)
Oh my God. That is the type of face that would leer through your window in a nightmare. *SHUDDERS*
 
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Oooooooooooooooo is the BIB me??????
I’m an OG and came out on my birthday. I’m still here
 
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Lol why does she bother saying “goodnight see you tomorrow” and then 30 mins later she’s back 🥲
 
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You forgot "I'm downsizing!"
 
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The disdain with which she replies to her patrons never fails to shock me. That squig asking for a 50 quid refund is very polite and restrained. Jack replies putting the burden back on to her “email me” no sorry, no thanks for your patronage. No please. No thank you. I’d be embarrassed if I were her parents. She’s got absolutely no manners.
 
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Interesting. It's a harassment technique called 'swatting' when a malicious report is made to authorities supposedly for someone's welfare. Was there ever any hints as to who it was? In reality usually a neighbour sick of hearing shit at all hours.
Maybe she followed him to Dordrecht to further harass him though. Your theory would hold then.
 
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Omg no you’ve not got to apologise and certainly not to me, just generally saying with the #discourse around this all and clout etc. Like the real treasure is the friends we made and lols we had and books @Lazarus hid in roll cages along the way 🥲
 
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Arranging one's books by color was a well-established trend in 2012.


Our smol pixie, so cutting-edge.
 
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Apologies if it's already been mentioned but I just noticed Mom replied to a tweet by Trifle Defender. Any Southend fraus able to report if there was a sound of great wailing and radiator ripping about an hour ago?
 
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Jack is such a hypocrite. Anyone else suffering from addiction and commiting bad things under the influence is a scrunge. But when Jack does it she is the biggest victim ever.
 
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Does anyone know where the 'stop breathing' thing came from originally?

Is it to do with SB acting as a young carer during one of her opioid-fuelled dino naps?
I think it coincided with the George Floyd murder. She made a lot of breathing comments after that happened
 
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Sorry I dip in and out of these threads at random as I can't keep up so I missed the whole Caroline with hands saga, so I had to do a semi grunk if that is a thing to find out what you all meant and tbh still not 100% sure what the whole hands story is, but I think Caroline with hands is the acquaintance. But I don't actually know anything useful. The person who came on tattle as the handsy one might or might not have been her for real who knows. Not sure how I'd drop it into conversation with said acquaintance should I bump into them so I am afraid my tea is not even luke warm its stone cold
 
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I think mom is gently gently suggesting since Jack does reading so badly she has no sense of flavour in a similar way her dire writing reflects her dire cooking
 
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sorry I’ve realised my thing about lukewarm tea seemed aimed at you (which is very mean of me!) and it wasn’t at all, just the thread interlocutor claiming to be Caroline was incredibly dull haha.

I strongly advocate for a “give me all the dirt on…” as an approach to get friends to spill but I’m an incurable gossip and a person of no decorum so appreciate your reticence haha.
 
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I took no offence, I originally came to this thread today with random musings and had no idea this Caroline was already known of.

Anyway. Just did an interesting scroll and a status by the real Caroline around the time of them being on tattle .indicates it was really her .

I don't want to be triangulated so I won't say more than that.
 
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