Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever

[The carlin]

She is utterly deranged you know. Just absolutely consumed by the fact that people don’t buy her shite.
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Biog of the squig she’s replying to:
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I strongly believe an enabler like this is not qualified to coach addicts.

I haven't checked out the squig but remember anyone can call themselves a counsellor or therapist. There's no formal qualifications needed and some who do have quals have done short online courses. I know someone who has done just that and he's a dangerous charlatan.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Hope Cooper is OK. When she doesn't mention certain pets for a long time it's never good.
No doubt she was only ever looking after him for a friend anyway.

 

[Bugger13]

I’ve found the place you think she may have bought. It‘a rather overlooked-praying that one of the neighbours is a frau. Imagine the hilarity of getting constant updates confirming Jack’s lies? ‘Splashing in a paddling pool in a tangle of limbs with all my friends, drinking a cheeky lil Robinson’s lemon barley, toot toot!’ vs ‘She’s in the conservatory, 3 phones in her hands, howling-something about an orangery and the kid’s refusing to come round. Seems to be some issue about eels’.

 

[jenny2603]

I haven't checked out the squig but remember anyone can call themselves a counsellor or therapist. There's no formal qualifications needed and some who do have quals have done short online courses. I know someone who has done just that and he's a dangerous charlatan.

He claims on his website to have the following qualifications and experience:

• Levels 1-5 integrative counselling
• Addiction
• Trauma related issues
• Relationships
• Anxiety
• Depression
• Phobias
• Family dynamics

And also to adhere to the BACP statute of ethical practice. His Twitter account is a Jack stanning bin fire, so either he hasn't got a bloody clue about appropriate behaviour or it's a Jack sock based on a real person.

 

[Wooh]

“I admit sometimes I poke mine with a chopstick to make the bubbles more defined!”
So basically the recipe is flawed.

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Behold, an actual crumpet recipe. Spot the differences

Crumpet recipe

This is the crumpet recipe released by Warburtons, UK's largest commercial producer of crumpets. These easy homemade crumpets are EXACTLY like store bought!

www.recipetineats.com

 

[hoopdedoo]

Behold, an actual crumpet recipe. Spot the differences

Crumpet recipe

This is the crumpet recipe released by Warburtons, UK's largest commercial producer of crumpets. These easy homemade crumpets are EXACTLY like store bought!

www.recipetineats.com

Aw, come on, that cook probably used the stick end of the honey dropper to poke those holes. #crumpettruther

 

[Bugger13]

Just had a look on the hellsite and found this response to the wonky one after she yet again flew to Jack’s defence. Brilliant! Especially as she replied with a screenshot of Jack calling her a ‘friend’. Bet that’s framed & laminated (ps sorry for talking about a Stan).
Also this squig is hilarious. One of the flying monkeys white knighting & she replied with scrappy

 

[imBUSY]

Aw, come on, that cook probably used the stick end of the honey dropper to poke those holes. #crumpettruther

Also, I note she says you can make a crumpet ring out of a used tuna can

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Crumpet recipe is mad. They’re 6 for a quid.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Why though?

Coz the alternative is too grim

 

[The carlin]

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Get on Rightmove, look for properties in Thorpe Bay, specifically flats and make sure you are searching for ones that are STC. There’s a really nice one listed at £450,000

PS Where is Cooper? 🥹

Apropos of nothing. Does Ev have a ginger cat she takes photos of and posts on social media?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Crumpet recipe is mad. They’re 6 for a quid.

bleeping 39p for 6 in the own brand range

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Apropos of nothing. Does Ev have a ginger cat she takes photos of and posts on social media?

Yes, I think it’s cooper’s brother? I forget it’s name

 

[Wooh]

I searched "declutter (from:bootstrapcook)" and there's a lot to unpack in this thread from two years ago LOL

Did the coloured squig receive a special DM for follow-up? I doubt it

 

[The carlin]

bleeping 39p for 6 in the own brand range


Yes, I think it’s cooper’s brother? I forget it’s name

Ahh thanks for that, I was hoping he'd been sent to live there instead

He claims on his website to have the following qualifications and experience:

• Levels 1-5 integrative counselling
• Addiction
• Trauma related issues
• Relationships
• Anxiety
• Depression
• Phobias
• Family dynamics

And also to adhere to the BACP statute of ethical practice. His Twitter account is a Jack stanning bin fire, so either he hasn't got a bloody clue about appropriate behaviour or it's a Jack sock based on a real person.

Thanks for checking jenny. It makes his behaviour worse if he's affiliated with an official body.

It is unfortunate that the whole counsellor/therapy area is littered with mickey mouse diplomas and unethical practitioners. My natural state is to be suspicious.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Cooper is MIA. I hope he is ok, perhaps she decided she liked content better.

 

[Morning Mimosa]

Coming soon, how to use up a small amount of unidentified lean meat to make a tasty winter warmer that'll have you feline good.

 

[The carlin]

Ahh thanks for that, I was hoping he'd been sent to live there instead



Thanks for checking jenny. It makes his behaviour worse if he's affiliated with an official body.

It is unfortunate that the whole counsellor/therapy area is littered with mickey mouse diplomas and unethical practitioners. My natural state is to be suspicious.

Quoting myself like a twit cos im going to have to logoff for a bit and probably delete if you all keep pointing out where I might be wrong!

It's obvious you all want me to stop breathing!!
<<Flounce>>

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Cooper is MIA. I hope he is ok, perhaps she decided she liked content better.

No Sign of Paws, or Patreon Pause

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

Guess who Portillo's agent is

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If I win the lotto I'm buying them both for the same event.

 

[HotesTilaire]

If I win the lotto I'm buying them both for the same event.

Win big enough to invite Edwina too