No, I'm sorry. I've just looked at this muppet's page. Either he's another imaginary friend or he purchased his therapist/counsellor certificate for twenty quid from a dodgy Internet site. He's a card though, one of those hilarious mates that used the Wednesday nickname (posted the day after the selfie,) the cheeky chap. Oh, how we all laughed!
Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever
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I dreamed a dream of days gone by
And nights that were filled with blue flake
I dreamed that I would ne'er go dry
That salt pigs would keep on giving
Then I was awake for days on end
And lines were laid and used and wasted....
I’m going to have to give up hope of a chaos tonight aren’t I? I don’t usually want one, but am going to be awake soothing a sick small kid much of tonight, so a chaos wouldn’t have gone amiss.
Edinburgh resident here too... Never been to Dishoom. The massive queue puts me off! Mother India's, or Kebabish for me
THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME FOR TONIGHT
Ooh a box you say, how many bookshelves?Good point. Our landlord refers to our flat as an “apartment” even though it’s basically a little boxits actual address is sort of, Apartment 7, 31 Wotsit Lane, etc. I’ve got used to it now, but sometimes I do remember how stupid it is, and this is one of those times. The Thorpe Bay flat is a lovely spacious apartment.
I've LEFT now but it was Kebab Majal for me
How the duck do you ‘read gently’? I’d like to gently kick Jack up the arse after reading that goddamn article. The LIES
Glad you were able to confirm as I can close a couple of chrome pages I’ve had open for a couple of months. I’ve absolutely
the flat and it’s really such a beauty. I’d be happy to move there so if that’s where she goes I’m going to be rather perturbed as to how a pov such as Cack has managed to secure such a lovely home.
Ugh yes within days she will have established a lovely, supportive community in her block. People will have gently, softly left food and housewarming gifts outside her doorOh lord. Imagine having to share a communal area with Jack?! You’re just trying to have a coffee, a fag and a minute to yourself before work when that shark eyed toad pops up at the window, then rushes over with homemade prune and sardine cookies.
I bet she latches onto people like a leach
She’ll be shoving a grubby glass of Get Up and Go Smoothie under your nose. The intro to which heavily implies it’ll make you need a poo on your commute.Oh lord. Imagine having to share a communal area with Jack?! You’re just trying to have a coffee, a fag and a minute to yourself before work when that shark eyed toad pops up at the window, then rushes over with homemade prune and sardine cookies.
I bet she latches onto people like a leach
So hilarious was this joke that she had to repeat it in Grifty with her Get Up and Go Muffins.
Ahahahahaha
Oh dear. Bags of shite. As per Iqbal.
I assume she means she doesn't tear them apart (LISA!) with her super strength crumbly bears hands.
How the duck do you ‘read gently’? I’d like to gently kick Jack up the arse after reading that goddamn article. The LIES
Someone needs to ask her how the book launch is going ?
I'd love it if her new neighbours were haterzzz or Tattlers. Hopefully google will lead them here
Andy is a member of a very small and exclusive club. Someone who has cooked a recipe from Grifty Kitchen.
Seriously there can only be about 5 of them.
Seriously there can only be about 5 of them.
he’s bleeping weird. Major red flags
I hope it’s a police dog drug sniffer handler person.
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