I think I dislike her more than Lena Dunham at this point.
I walked past Wilkos earlier, carefully scanning the queue.I’m finally up to date. Really hope I never bump into her in Southend. How I’m feeling right now, I’d give her a piece of my mind.
@GrunkaLunka "I mean the pasta, not you."
She'll learn how to make a bechamel sauce.What's next for Calamity Jack? Wrong answers only please
Before I finished reading the post I honestly thought that photo was from a campaign to convince people not to eat meat or something...Did she only spend £700 (given the situation)? Speaks volumes about how often she uses vet services if that’s a large amount to her.
Any vegans follow the journey of This? They celebrated their 1st birthday recently and what they’ve achieved is pretty amazing. I love their chick’n pieces, most realistic out the pack imo. They used to have burger restaurants or something but anyway, my point is, she’s got some nerve recommending her book when her vegan fare is absolute garbage and light years behind what is being produced by others (including average joes on Instagram). Imagine being served this menstrual looking mess on Christmas DayI’d rather eat a lump of coal.
She presents Eurovision 2021 with David Walliams after one of her famous non public apologiesWhat's next for Calamity Jack? Wrong answers only please
I was about to ask this as know nothing about cats, only dogs. We don’t know why it had diarrhoea- I hope it was nothing it could pass on to her older catApart from anything else, the kitten wasn’t vaccinated was she? Are you not advised to keep non-vacced kittens away from other pets?
That's awful, nothing in there to thicken that milk at all! She really can't even do the basics.She'll learn how to make a bechamel sauce.
I was just searching 'Jack Monroe' on twitter as I notice some of my mutuals have unfollowed her and I was trying to work out who, and whether they were talking about her. Anyway, this tweet came up and obviously I clicked the link. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ANYTHING OTHER THAN MILKY PASTA?? The 'sauce' won't thicken without flour. Such a waste of a tin of crab. All those hideous vegetables too. Raw onions 'cooked' in milk?? LOOK AT THE STATE OF IT!! https://www.cannedfood.co.uk/recipe/crab-chowder-mac-cheese-jack-monroe/
She...pours cold milk over the raw pasta then heats it up?She'll learn how to make a bechamel sauce.
I was just searching 'Jack Monroe' on twitter as I notice some of my mutuals have unfollowed her and I was trying to work out who, and whether they were talking about her. Anyway, this tweet came up and obviously I clicked the link. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ANYTHING OTHER THAN MILKY PASTA?? The 'sauce' won't thicken without flour. Such a waste of a tin of crab. All those hideous vegetables too. Raw onions 'cooked' in milk?? LOOK AT THE STATE OF IT!! https://www.cannedfood.co.uk/recipe/crab-chowder-mac-cheese-jack-monroe/
Wrongs answers only, though!Officially changing my "what's next for Jack" vote to burned at the stake by a group of irate Italians.
The diarrhoea could've been due to the anaesthetic for the X-rays. This has happened to my dogs in the past when they've had to be anaesthetised for procedures. But there is obviously also the risk she could've had some kind of infectionI was about to ask this as know nothing about cats, only dogs. We don’t know why it had diarrhoea- I hope it was nothing it could pass on to her older cat
In that case: she is given the keys to the city of Rome for her services to the culinary world.Wrongs answers only, though!
Yeah, she said it was the anaesthetic but this being Jack, who knowsThe diarrhoea could've been due to the anaesthetic for the X-rays.
She issues a public apology to Tattlers, for any distress caused by repeatedly threatening legal action, or threatening that she can triangulate data to trace people's home location. Admits all her lies to her followers. Bids farewell to social media and starts a new quiet life, never to be heard of again.What's next for Calamity Jack? Wrong answers only please
Oh sorry, I've missed that bit. And yes, totally agree that the kitten should not have been subjected to it.Yeah, she said it was the anaesthetic but this being Jack, who knows. The kitten should never have been put under anaesthetic in the first place, amazed the vets did it. Even though Jack insisted.
And then fuck off some more! What absolute crapFuck. RIGHT. Off.
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