Jack Monroe # 45 I’ll put it on the to do list

[Saint_clemmie]

Don't!
Honestly though, they get this wrong a lot. Don't get freaked out by it. They told me my first baby was about 10lb, second was supposedly 9lb and tiny baby was another 10lber..... they were all under 7lb at full term.
Glad it all went well.

Haha! I had the opposite, they kept telling me all 3 of mine were measuring small (less than 6lb) but they all ended up between 8 and 9lb.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Oh I meant to say earlier, when she linked to her youtube channel for the kitten video I had a look at her previous videos. She went through a very short-lived phase (unusual for jack, I know) at the start of the year doing 'Jackanoshy' - which is like Jackanory but she's reading her recipes out?? ASMR style??? It's extremely creepy and also grandiose, as though she's reading sacred texts or something. CRIIIINGE/

Why is she always half-naked in these videos?? “There’s no graceful way to do this”....yes there is - wear trousers

The only time I want to see her reading things out is a video of the Tattle Book Poetry

 

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The title ladder has been updated. No demotions were individually handed out. Well, apart from that time Jack was demoted from Influencer to Blogger

Thank you for explaining ! Sorry, I’m miles behind, been BUSY today (sorry, couldn’t resist )

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Why is she always half-naked in these videos?? “There’s no graceful way to do this”....yes there is - wear trousers

The only time I want to see her reading things out is a video of the Tattle Book Poetry

She’s wearing her fancy silky pjs whyyy? she wore the same ones on her insta live, the one where she bounced into shot on her fancy “small couch”.

 

[panda_eyes]

Why is she always half-naked in these videos?? “There’s no graceful way to do this”....yes there is - wear trousers

The only time I want to see her reading things out is a video of the Tattle Book Poetry

Reading, or rapping? I know which I'd prefer (mainly because rapping would make it go faster and be over sooner, unless it was John Barnes style).

<John Barnes gif, use your imagination please hausfraus>

 

[LennyBriscoe]

She’s wearing her fancy silky pjs whyyy? she wore the same ones on her insta live, the one where she bounced into shot on her fancy “small couch”.

I don’t get it . Jack, just sign up for a Only Fans if that’s what you want to do - that is NOT what people will judge you for after the last few weeks...

There’s much more appropriate outfits to wear to read out recipes...

 

[Squishy101]

I’ve not been on in ages, used to lurk a lot!
can anyone tell me what happened to ‘Mrs j’ are they broken up? Also, does her son still live with her? I’m seeing these posts about the kitten and it seems like she is very alone

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I’ve not been on in ages, used to lurk a lot!
can anyone tell me what happened to ‘Mrs j’ are they broken up? Also, does her son still live with her? I’m seeing these posts about the kitten and it seems like she is very alone

She broke up with Mrs J at the beginning of May. In Jack's words, "she left."

SB still gets mentioned but not very often.

 

[Squishy101]

She broke up with Mrs J at the beginning of May. In Jack's words, "she left."

SB still gets mentioned but not very often.

Thank you!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Reading, or rapping? I know which I'd prefer (mainly because rapping would make it go faster and be over sooner, unless it was John Barnes style).

<John Barnes gif, use your imagination please hausfraus>

Rapping, now you’re talking my language! We need to make this happen

 

[Jelly Bean]

New thread coven. x

Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.

Thanks to @MancBee for thread suggestion. Recap of #45. Well sadly the inevitable happened and kitten died. Jack made a video about this and is milking the sad event for all it is worth across SM. (If anyone could post @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon terrific 'Jack for Dummies' post it would be...

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