Been away for a while but had to pop in and say RIP Viv
Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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Steve Jones tribute was nice too.Ugh, Jack has really pissed me off with her word salad tweets about Vivienne Westwood. Loved Viv, have a few items of her clothing, including a beautiful coat I bought 20 years ago when I was in my 20s and had a bit of spare cash. It’s never dated, still wear it today, saw someone else write in this thread that Viv would have had no time for Jack’s histrionics, so true.
Compare Chrissie Hynde’s tweet, someone who knew Viv back in the Sex Pistols days and even modelled for her. That Jack is someone who really knew her, but here you are tweeting in your dreadful style and making it all about you as usual. Chrissie just needed a sentence, said it all
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Imagine, just IMAGINE, writing about yourself in the 3rd person because no one else gives a duck to write the puff piece you believe you’re owed…
Fraus, you did it! Colombo/ Magnum PI of the SistahSpace deep dive has Jackie in his sights. Starting Monday!!!! The week when we get Guardian.pdf AND Grifty Thrifty Kitchen! Deservedly, I present this gif to sum up the forthcoming chaos….
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Im genuinely afraid to ask for 2 reasons:
1) She (hopefully) never said that
2) I will be having a very awkward conversation with IT tomorrow if I Google it
Chaos (in a week of pre-existing chaoi) starts here
Jack Monroe #394 Stickler for facts and fair reporting
Georgia Church Suppers' greatness was cemented by her follow up "it's a banger" tweet. Outing herself as an utter, utter bullshitter. The Marxist Leninist Monarchist Landlord is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed. I'm afraid any residual credibility she might have had has been completely...
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Still in disbelief that we were blesséd by both “that’s not my fanny” and the Marxist Leninist Monarchist Landlord dad in such quick succession. And boulevaahhrd was around the same time too IIRC. A truly exhilarating few weeks of lore in the Bootstrapverse
ETA the most gob smacking part of it all is that these were played out in real time on her ‘professional’ ‘work’ account
ETA the most gob smacking part of it all is that these were played out in real time on her ‘professional’ ‘work’ account
#Blessed to have been here live for the fanny/ farmhouse chaos! Jaysus, so many good memories already and I’ve only been here mere months #LiveLaughLove[ATTACH type="full" alt="DA9D7B85-3BE6-47C4-99ED-F1D13D03690B.jpeg said:
ETA I’ve had me own chaos quoting here. Screenshot attached so no mithering 🫣
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Oh dearest tender one MCM. Chapeau!
BIB thread title nomination!
MCM, this one’s for you xxx
Has been said many times before but it takes a special kind of narcissist to always, *always*, centre yourself in times of collective interest - the death of a famous person serving as a prime example.
Well that lemon muffin I bought this morning and had to abandon due to a work chaos has suddenly become less appetising. Even if it is 3am
The thing is, I can imagine 2015 Jack being part of that tank business. She had the right image at the time.
But the idea that Viv (actual RIP) flicked through her Filofax and rang the people on the field personally is so beyond silly that it undermines her point.
If Jack had written (and as not part of the RIP message) “I had the opportunity to join her and others driving a tank to David Cameron” then it makes sense and it’s less likely everyone leaps to “lie!” so quickly.
But she has to, HAS TO, eleven-rife everything so much that it’s turned into a story where Viv texts her “mgt crash DCam lawn w/tank ltr. Wbu” and people don’t believe it.
So then Jackie throws a wobbler that everyone is mean to her all the time without ONCE reflecting on why/how that might be.
But the idea that Viv (actual RIP) flicked through her Filofax and rang the people on the field personally is so beyond silly that it undermines her point.
If Jack had written (and as not part of the RIP message) “I had the opportunity to join her and others driving a tank to David Cameron” then it makes sense and it’s less likely everyone leaps to “lie!” so quickly.
But she has to, HAS TO, eleven-rife everything so much that it’s turned into a story where Viv texts her “mgt crash DCam lawn w/tank ltr. Wbu” and people don’t believe it.
So then Jackie throws a wobbler that everyone is mean to her all the time without ONCE reflecting on why/how that might be.
Because she’s full of tit
THISOh dearest tender one MCM. Chapeau!
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BIB thread title nomination!
MCM, this one’s for you xxx
is the forensic-ness I love! Like I know this is coz @MaineCoonMama lives Down Under. I know @Valiofthedolls is (I think) California adjacent and always brings not just receipts but social commentary. I think of you lounging by the pool on tattle in gigantic Joan Collins clip on earrings, a bottle of Clique; darling and a fabulous pool person to keep you occupied whilst JM is quietI know @Marmalade Atkins ALWAYS has receipts. @MancBee dislikes swears and loves a pithy response. @jenny2603 never fails to make me laugh and her notifications are filled with ‘shugabug23 has reacted with a
’ @Geetbo has a drier sense of humour than the Sahara. If @Yel or @Pocahontas are here WE’RE IN TROUBLE!I could get into Jack-verse length response and praise each and every one of
Thanks y’all 🥲 now feck off x
I’m outta Kleenex and using me sleeve
Oh. Dear. God. WTF even is that? How can anybody of merit take this charlatan seriously? She can't bleeping cook, she shouldn't be allowed near food. I've got gastroenteritis just from looking at this fml.
Jack and her enablers are insane in the brain.
I hate to correct you, dear heart, but it was actually a truly exhilarating three days
PS there was also this
PPS extend it a couple of days past Boulevaaaaard and you get her incessantly thirst posting (way worse than this for those of us not there in real time) and objectifying a grieving man at his Granny’s funeral too
That was meAlso sorry but I found it so funny when one of the canal wrote under a spoiler “actual RIP unlike Viv” just as it was announced
#awkwardI did momentarily wonder if I'd inadvertently ripped a hole in the cosmos and caused the ultimate Viv chaos.
Then I remembered I'm not Jack and the world does not revolve around me so I moved swiftly on.
Does anyone remember the time Madonna personally contacted Jack to ask her to play both lead roles in her film? Luckily Jack was able to accommodate that one on her one day off per year.
(Just to be on the safe side - if Madge can mark herself safe I'd be most grateful. Thank(space)you)
I don't see deliciously inept or deliciously snarky on that list.
Nooooooo. @Valiofthedolls fights alligators and sits on their porch in the great heat of the summer with Matthew McConaughey (his crisp white shirt sleeves are rolled up, obvs, weirdos 
) and sipping iced cold tea while delivering delicious and witty put downs to rugged men with mullet hair cuts and wearing double denim.
) and sipping iced cold tea while delivering delicious and witty put downs to rugged men with mullet hair cuts and wearing double denim.
You have to learn the rules before you break the rules!
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