Is Monday still Media day in the Graun?We have the Guardian.pdf 2 to come.
She said the 2nd. Seems odd. I would have thought Saturday or the Observer on Sunday but
Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole
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Omg, thank you for this forensic receipt presentation, tender one. Looking back, I’m not sure how I survived those 3 days. We must have all had collective whiplash from jolting so quickly between each chaos.
Id totally forgotten about the slumbering snuffling baby lie! There are just so many to keep up with.
Nooooooo. @Valiofthedolls fights alligators and sits on their porch in the great heat of the summer with Matthew McConaughey (his crisp white shirt sleeves are rolled up, obvs, weirdos) and sipping iced cold tea while delivering delicious and witty put downs to rugged men with mullet hair cuts and wearing double denim.
(NFL football player Gardner Minshew ~of Mississippi~ for anyone wanting to do errrr further research,,,)
Yep, I’m in the land of porch swings, ally-gators, mullets and mosquitoes. In my heart though, I’m ALWAYS ‘80s Jackie in a blouson jacket sitting by the pool reading my bestselling fabulous blockbuster novel Lovers and Gamblers and being FABULOUS
deliciously tedious
A painstakingly assembled cacophony of deliciously-os there, Marm.
What a complete load of unoriginal (nonsensical) shite she comes out with.Though I suppose in the grand scheme of things, that’s better than softly gently forensically trying to maim the innocent book-buying public who follow her asinine thrifty tips.
Needless to say, she
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You know when your modern but older (83) mother asks you, "Wooh, do you think they might take drugs?", and you say - no, GENTLY say - "Um, yes, I do think it's likely."
Reading Jack's twitter: same. Same.
Reading Jack's twitter: same. Same.
Ah, yes. “Such a fun and wild life…making meaningful connections with people over common ground” our Jack was having in her mid 20s/circa 2014/2015.
And
Jack Monroe's Glastonbury diary: I can't believe I sang with Billy Bragg
The chef and campaigner had gone to discuss food banks in the Left Field tent, but it was singing in front of the crowd that proved to be her stand-out memory
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Edit: link to article in spoiler didn’t work. Now fixed (with the aid of a sharp knife, a mallet, a tuna can that’s been run through a homemade orbital sander to make an egg ring and the lethal shards of glass and ice from a frozen wine bottle rolling pin)
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Morning Jack,
This looks like it might be an enjoyable read.
This looks like it might be an enjoyable read.
The whole Jackiverse appears to completely defy the bounds of space and time.
Sometimes the chaoi come so thick and fast that I LITERALLY think she wants us to STOP BREATHING. Lol, I mean she definitely wants that, but still, sometimes she could slow the duck down a bit on the asinine perpetual (perpendicular?) nonsense.
She doesn't wear it well.
Hate to say it, as New Year should be about new beginnings, but I truly can't wait to see how this saga continues in 2023. Starting the 2nd in the Grauniad....
And tbh she’s not really dressed up as Tommy Shelby anyway, not in any form that resembles him. She could just have easily made some tit pun about Andy Capp (Handy Baps?)
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Her legs look filthy. I know somebody previously mentioned hirsute but I just see engrained dirt. Not birthmarks. Def not birthmarks. That is grime. (def Elon joke here, but tis late/early).
Most of her charity shop finds are though
Not sure if this has been mentioned but RIP viv 🥲
Lost bobble face intensifies.
But has she not claimed she was black out drunk for X amount of years? I know I've thought dreams were real when I've been mwi
I've published the Canal Society for the Prevention of Jaccidents in the wiki dear hearts
Consolidates fire safety, culinary safety and health n safety
Consolidates fire safety, culinary safety and health n safety
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