See, this is why I think she has never been sober (from any substance) because, well…There's a fire safety section in the wiki page 2
Also @Anyfulekno made a food safety list in the slopalong but it didn't go in the wiki yet, I've added some more belowJack Monroe 2 Wiki
If you're here and you are new to Jack, please go to [URL='https://tattle.life/wiki/jack-monroe/']Wiki 1[/URL], where we have lots of info at the top for new frauen / herren. is dedicated to Jack's antics in 2022 and notable chaoi 2012-2021. For more detail on these, see the timeline on wiki...tattle.life
Slopalong #3 She doesn't understand beans
I want slut spaghetti to go with my slapper semolina now. Also who the fuck is leaving Nigella for that braying horse Trinny Charles Saatchi the abusive domestic abuser Thought I'd give a few more simple recipes a go Peanut butter hot chocolate...tattle.lifeI have to say the tuna tin egg ring one should be the end of any credibility she had left, that one alone is such a monumental fuck up it's almost unbelievable
- Letting rice sit on the side for ages instead of cooling quickly - allows lots of Bacillus cereus bacteria to grow and give you the shits/food poisoning peanut milk rice pudding
- frying tinned potatoes - they can explode due to the water content hot nicoise
- storing/infusing herbs in oil - risk of botulism Whoa F*ck Dressing
- Microwaving stone fruits to ripen - explodey, doesn't work, could fuck up your microwave microwave ripening fruits
- sprout scones because cooked (painstakingly) by the instructions they are fucking raw
- NEW says to use tuna tins as egg rings despite the risk of razor sharp edges, metal filings debris and the plastic coated lining not being suitable for cooking (releases toxins) Link
- NEW says to reuse single use plastics e.g. squash bottles and oil spray bottles despite there being no effective way to sterilise them or remove all traces of rancid oil (botulism risk)
- NEW says to use a knife and hammer to open cans instead of using a can opener (extremely danger)
She’ll be coming out with bollocks like “I’ve always had a very violent, physical reaction to mouldy food. Funnily enough over the last few months I seem to be able to tolerate it better, it certainly has allowed me to extend my £20 budget furtherDoesn't everyone react to harsh, unexpected noises? You ain't special, bub.
£4k. Nice.Sorry if this has already been thought of (more than likely with you impressively forensic ninnies) - could the reason she is refusing to make public her Patreon earnings be because a whole group of them pay annually rather than monthly. Here and some on Twitter have estimated a very solid monthly income, but could she be hesitant at publicising the fact that when the Nigella recommendation went down a lot of those people committed to the 15% discount for a full year in advance. Even if only 10 of the new people did the £44 pcm (we’ve seen at least 2 vocal squigs for this amount so not beyond the realm of possibility) that’s a £4k instant hit after fees. Could it be that she would have to admit / explain she spunked all this cash up the wall at the beginning of the year if fully disclosing Patreon, obviously this would not fit into her chosen narrative.
Honest to God, her constant use of triplets, intensifiers, alliteration, adverbs, superlatives and suchlike are an English teacher’s worst nightmare. I’m sorry Jack, you’d be getting a big fat ‘U’ in any creative writing task for sure.
You know, as nice as it would be to see her truly get her comeuppance from the grift, I think it would really be fitting if people pick up on how dangerous some of these tips are and this is what ends it all.I hope that someone from Trussell reads the book before making it available. They distanced themselves from the slogans on her merchandise, they may want to take a look at some of the advice she is handing out.
ps. I went to Trussell's website to see what they had written. They seem to have deleted the text of an entry dated 19th Dec concerning Thrifty Kitchen. Have Trussell decided they will not distribute her book at food banks? I know I am not tech savvy, can anyone else find reference to Jacks book on the Trussell website?
I see Bookshop.org is still promoting the scheme.
Nah, she's implying autism.Doesn't everyone react to harsh, unexpected noises? You ain't special, bub.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't pick that up. I hope nobody took offence. I'm quite a jumpy person who is unfortunately married to Foghorn Leghorn- I jump when he laughs or sneezes unexpectedly.Nah, she's implying autism.
This is just perfect for someone who wished to pursue a career in the fire service
Well, technically, she's suggesting some sort of sensory processing issue, but I seem to remember she's said before that she's diagnosed as autistic, so I suspect that's what she's getting atOh, I'm sorry I didn't pick that up. I hope nobody took offence. I'm quite a jumpy person who is unfortunately married to Foghorn Leghorn- I jump when he laughs or sneezes unexpectedly.
Apologies if I caused offence
I would like people to pick up on how dangerous her advice is. I would like this to happen before the book is given out at food banks. I think that there are enough people interested that the information will come out. The food blogger with 20,000 followers will notice for a start. I would like Trussell Trust to wake up to their responsibilities. I think they should never have facilitated the distribution of Tin Can Cook, and would like to see enough light shed on this that they do not do the same with Thrifty Kitchen. The bookseller info on distribution to food banks is that it will happen at the end of Jan.You know, as nice as it would be to see her truly get her comeuppance from the grift, I think it would really be fitting if people pick up on how dangerous some of these tips are and this is what ends it all.
She’d still have an outlet of blaming others, but instead of the trolls she’d have to turn on her agent, publisher, editor… all the people the book got past, it would really highlight how the issue goes deeper than just Southend’s Pinocchio-In-Chief.
Didn't the canal believe Content (and SB) only live there on Tuesdays?I’m quite relieved that we’ve now passed the “send doggos” phase of the chaos. Usually this means she will fuck off for a bit and let me get some work done.
I think she's going to be "forced" to buy something (because poor people have that sort of money just lying around) if she doesn't just stay where she is (which also won't be her choice for some reason). She sort of backed herself into a corner with this year's pov claims, because the obvious response to "my rent is 95% of my income" is "well move somewhere you can afford to live then" and so she HAS to move now or at least pretend to, but I don't think she actually wants to. Despite the many, many problems that she has had with the shitty bungalow, a lovely massive house that is barely fit to live in. I am on the very edge of my perpendicular seat waiting to see how this saga will end!Can we just come back to this please?
a) possessive apostrophes please.
b) is she dropping hints that she is buying?
c) not the only one struggling? WTAF? People have had their mortgage payments pushed to unaffordable amounts, as house prices fall, people are going to go into negative equity, house moves are falling through costing people money and causing huge amounts of stress, in some areas, the rental market is so saturated people can’t move to suitable, affordable or decent housing.*
She is sitting on a lovely home (albeit one that is too big for her) that she is choosing to move out of (for one of three reasons it seems).
*Sorry for starting a housing discussion. My experience is limited to the “we never had prices go through the roof anyway” NE.
She never mentioned this issue when she went to Glastonbury did she? Or when she happened upon a firing range on the beach?Nah, she's implying autism.
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