And Giles Coren. Food writing is the perfect career for anyone low-skilled but with famous relatives.
We've all been there.the remaining nut tasted bad, and a bit stale
Yep. She uses every card imaginable to get out of everything and anything:I think she uses alcoholism as an excuse for bad behaviour. If you recall she went to dayhab after starting on a head teacher on twitter one night. I firmly believe she uses it as a get out of jail free card.
Single mother?Yep. She uses every card imaginable to get out of everything and anything:
ADHD,
Mental health problems
Alcoholism
Physical disability (Having to walk with a stick? Unable to climb stairs? Unable to lift her arms to wash her hair? etc, etc, etc, ...
3rd generation immigrant discrimination ...It'll be used, believe me. Among many more I can't remember ...
Oh! Trans, lesbian.
Homeless
Foodbank user
Vegan (all forgotten about) vegetarian (all forgotten about ...)
Any other I haven't mentioned, anyone?
AutismYep. She uses every card imaginable to get out of everything and anything:
ADHD,
Mental health problems
Alcoholism
Physical disability (Having to walk with a stick? Unable to climb stairs? Unable to lift her arms to wash her hair? etc, etc, etc, ...
3rd generation immigrant discrimination ...It'll be used, believe me. Among many more I can't remember ...
Oh! Trans, lesbian.
Homeless
Foodbank user
Vegan (all forgotten about) vegetarian (all forgotten about ...)
Any other I haven't mentioned, anyone?
Thank you dear tenderstem, that’s what I remembered.I wrote a bit about this (with some links) in thread 425 - you're right, she didn't provide any of the follow-up evidence she promised, and was barely mentioned in the final report.
J’adore Luke Haines. Very funny, ascerbic man.My favourite ever Twitter beef was Luke Haines (ex-90s band The Auteurs) vs. Giles Coren. Ended with Coren threatening to beat him up, even though he’d fold like a deckchair at the prospect of confrontation IRL. An absolute cretin who should never have been allowed anywhere near social media. A bit like our Jackie.
Sex workerAutism
First attempt, hope I picked the right version of Jack for you xxxCan anyone make my life and do a mock up of Timmy Mallet bonking Jack on the head with his mallet please because every time I think of having a random mallet lying about to open a tin I have a hooting fit.
Timmy Mallet ought to appear behind her and bonk her on the head every time she lies from now to eternity
Cook.Sex worker
This is why I think she gets away with a lot - her core middle class audience is full of people doing exactly what she’s doing to a lesser extent (and maybe minus financial grift). People telling their own exaggerated tales about Viv and others or who frequently recall that one month they ate nothing but beans for dramatic effect won’t want to call someone else out for it in case it comes back on them. So Jack and others like her get away with it.I agree, but to be fair, my entire socials are made up of famous-adjacent people sharing their tedious tales of how they once were quite near her, or whatever. I always think the day someone famous from the past dies is a day to stay off insta etc. David Bowie being the absolute worst example (sorry Bowie fans but fuck me it's boring reading how everyone I ever knew was OBSESSED with him, though weirdly never mentioned it til he fell off his perch...)
I suspect the dirty look of her hands and legs in so many of her own photos is because she loves her edgy tattoos so much that she filters to make them stand out and look darker, with the result that all her skin looks grubby. Just speculation m’lud.Her legs look filthy. I know somebody previously mentioned hirsute but I just see engrained dirt. Not birthmarks. Def not birthmarks. That is grime. (def Elon joke here, but tis late/early).
He is one of my last favourite people in the public eye. Yet I like his sister. How are they so different.My favourite ever Twitter beef was Luke Haines (ex-90s band The Auteurs) vs. Giles Coren. Ended with Coren threatening to beat him up, even though he’d fold like a deckchair at the prospect of confrontation IRL. An absolute cretin who should never have been allowed anywhere near social media. A bit like our Jackie.
I'm sure the University of Kent is a fine institution but erm... well, it's not one that you usually see next to "Eton College" is it? It doesn't inspire confidence in his abilities if he's one of the few to fail to swing an Oxbridge place after going to the poshest school in the country, does it? They've tended to just shoo that lot in automatically unless they're very, very, very unimpressive.
Would love a Giles x Jack chaos in which they both lose somehow - two massive egos.My favourite ever Twitter beef was Luke Haines (ex-90s band The Auteurs) vs. Giles Coren. Ended with Coren threatening to beat him up, even though he’d fold like a deckchair at the prospect of confrontation IRL. An absolute cretin who should never have been allowed anywhere near social media. A bit like our Jackie.
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