That 'book' is so insulting, it assumes the recipient could afford things like frylight oil and all the other bollocks she reccomends.
Jack Monroe #444 Jack's constant inner conflict over wanting to be simultaneously envied and pitied
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Mine will know if lettuce has even touched the food in passing, never mind hiding it inside
'With a specific cloth'
and carabiners. I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this. On what actual planet?
Actually cackling at this, the cruelest part of it is that the ninnies have the skillset and willing to create this stuff whilst her actual publisher won’t
how embarrassing.
I am getting really excited about this Guardian article, lads. Something is afoot.
It’s really likely she’ll have to go all in and lie through her teeth… at the high point the DM and other press are gonna rip Guardian apart
Sorry not caught up (still got the kid) all I can think of is mighty boosh “eels up inside ya finding an entrance where they can.”
Decent carabiners, particularly those made from something like stainless steel or aluminium, aren't cheap. Colanders are a pound or two. When I can't be bothered to use our colander (because it's a bit of an art to get it in our dishwasher) I just hold a plastic plate or pot against the saucepan to drain pasta or whatever. Leaving a tiny water gap. Do bluebird want me to type it up? Also sometimes I put cling film over pots of food we won't finish tonight and have it as something called leftovers in the future. I'm guessing nobody else has ever tried that. Another for my book.
I find these the best carabiners for straining veg (through an organic silk scarf of course)
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I wonder if they cut their losses - told her they’d let her keep all the cashos profit if published on a self editorial accept liability basis - spun it as her being executive editor, didn’t bother doing legal on the health and safety and palmed her off on the Poundland literary agent … I can’t help worry is the new agent simple or bullied into taking her on?
Funny you should say that…
Featuring: Jack Monroe and the Giant Dry Ice Emitting Eucalyptus Filled Attaché Case.
I’m sure there’s one in there
I’m sure there’s one in there
Shuggsy B, I can’t thank you enough for finding this all!
I don’t know if I’m being nit-picky, but the way she’s shown these lists has really annoyed me.
Jack claims to be neurodiverse (only when she’s using it as an excuse). But I really am neurodiverse, so adhd and dyslexia makes these lists SO hard to read! I mean, I can read them, but at first glance it’s all a blur. There is no good reason for it to be formatted this way.
No excuse really. I don’t have Twitter at all and I can go on Nitter and see what she’s saying. If she was in the presence of my child, I’d watch her every single move.
I'm now imagining Jack with a panic room complete with a bank of cctv cameras and computers.
But yes, I think you do need wifi for most CCTV now. I've got a camera on a weak spot in our home. I monitor it through an app and get movement notifications too.
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Frylight never seen on the £20 shops
She cannot be around alcohol!!! Even the thought of walking down the mince pie aisle in a grocery store, trying to find a booze free box of mince pies to take to her AA group was TOO MUCH.
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