The thing with Jack is she lives a century or so behind the rest of us in a town populated by people who get SHOCKED by people having children out of wedlock or displaying their ankles.
Jack Monroe #444 Jack's constant inner conflict over wanting to be simultaneously envied and pitied
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Is this OH’s big car? Can anyone confirm if it’s been spotted rolling round the boulevaaaards of Thorpe Bay?
There's been so much tit today we'll be wading back through it for about 20 threads, cheers Jack. I've said it before but I swear that the 'lodger' storyline was a complete fabrication to lend itself to her 'feeding 2 adults and a growing boy' shite for the books. Only feeding yourself, with a child part-time during the week isn't really a selling point.
Damn, beat me to it! Presumably only any use if she’s burgled on a sunny day.
One of those rings looks like it’s blurred as well - looks like the big solitaire of the pawned three, and has she inverted the photo? Not sure which hand her tacky quote is on.
eta - I see she still hates things round her neck.
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Is this a match?
'I know my chaos' - thread title nomination pleeease. Words from Jack herself.
She probably had a ring doorbell. And that’s her cctv.
Babe, same x
Don’t you need Wi-Fi for ring doorbells or CCTV? My sister monitors hers by phone but it’s reliant on Wi-Fi unless Jack has a heckin big computer set up like a Hollywood thriller.
Maybe it's the landlady's across the road.
I know lots is going on, but I've been ruminating on this for hours now. Egg rings (which tbh I didn't really know were a thing up until now) appear to be all of £2 from Asda, presuming you were desperate for roundy eggs.
And wouldn't a tin, sanded or no, scratch many pans to tit? Proper aneurysm territory for me here.
Really she looks a lot older? More Victoria beckham aged?
It’s probably one of those fake security cameras you used to be able to get down the markets for about a fiver, they looked vaguely realistic from a distance but the outdoor ones used to fall down in a stiff breeze
Her describing her tits as “consensual” and “surprising” has finished me off. RIP.
Both me and the husband have matching corned beef scars
Now she's hopefully fucked off (until 4am-ish 
) I've had a closer look at the Grifty Kitchen screenshots that were posted pre-chaos.
You've all already covered the unfettered insanity of the "tips" she's come out with and the laughably manipulative dedication ("this one will get us our Forever Home
now go and put another jumper on, mamapapa can't afford heating") so I SHAN'T talk about them.
A couple of the recipe photos looked a bit familiar, but I thought "Jack started writing this book three Prime Ministers ago. She'll have actually put some kind of effort in as opposed to recycling recipes that have already been published, won't she? ...Won't she?"
Between the regurgitated recipes (which were utterly SHITE even the first time round), the groundbreaking tips such as "if you need a jar for something, use an empty jar that originally had something else in" and potentially lethal advice re: stabbing tins and gluing dishcloths, this is truly going to be a contender for the worst book she's ever produced. I knew it would be bad, but not this bad. Considering she had to go back to do edits for the better part of a year, what completely unpublishable state must it have been in before!?
) I've had a closer look at the Grifty Kitchen screenshots that were posted pre-chaos.You've all already covered the unfettered insanity of the "tips" she's come out with and the laughably manipulative dedication ("this one will get us our Forever Home
now go and put another jumper on, mamapapa can't afford heating") so I SHAN'T talk about them.A couple of the recipe photos looked a bit familiar, but I thought "Jack started writing this book three Prime Ministers ago. She'll have actually put some kind of effort in as opposed to recycling recipes that have already been published, won't she? ...Won't she?"
Between the regurgitated recipes (which were utterly SHITE even the first time round), the groundbreaking tips such as "if you need a jar for something, use an empty jar that originally had something else in" and potentially lethal advice re: stabbing tins and gluing dishcloths, this is truly going to be a contender for the worst book she's ever produced. I knew it would be bad, but not this bad. Considering she had to go back to do edits for the better part of a year, what completely unpublishable state must it have been in before!?
My favourite gif
"And now moving house"
Is the insinuation here that if it weren't for the bad people and the knowledge of where she lives she would not have had to move???
I am really confused. I thought she hated the crappy bungalow but we had the whole I'm going to be evicted why can't I stay if my new flat falls through and now this...
Make it make sense!?!?
Is the insinuation here that if it weren't for the bad people and the knowledge of where she lives she would not have had to move???
I am really confused. I thought she hated the crappy bungalow but we had the whole I'm going to be evicted why can't I stay if my new flat falls through and now this...
Make it make sense!?!?
Can opener? Can't I just use a big knife?
Jokes aside food cans are for storage not cooking, this is actively dangerous advice. Can insides are coated in a lacquer or epoxy/phenolic resin which is NOT suitable for cooking. LJC this is a lawsuit waiting to happen
I believe that's the Tiffany pendant dear heart, has she replaced the chain?
Tiffany 1837™ Makers I.D. tag pendant in sterling silver, 24
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