'I'm usually quite ballsy' hahahahaha. Her entire life is trying on different personas. Something most of us grow out of as teenagers. That woman (if real) sounds a horror but who hasn't got pissed an been a head occasionally. Wouldn't jack the alcoholic understand??I just found rough mum post for a lil re-read. Tory Jack on full loathsome display here and ALL of this DEFINITELY REALLY HAPPENED OKAY.
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Jack’s response to comments on it.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
Gosh a lot of weird, unlikely events happen in Jack's life don't they.tattle.life
Jack Monroe #440 Gently navigating the hinterland of plagiarism
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Am I imagining this, or did Big Dave get into a spat with someone and post a pic of him in his medals to win the argument by “proving his bravery”?
I ask because Peaky Jack, while clearly thirst-posting, is also sort of attempting to give off that oooo back off I’m ‘ard me (while being about as hard as cotton wool) vibe.
I ask because Peaky Jack, while clearly thirst-posting, is also sort of attempting to give off that oooo back off I’m ‘ard me (while being about as hard as cotton wool) vibe.
From the urchin tales annals… (fanks @HotesTilaire )
Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
Jack is a such a warrior for the povs, is this what she means by gently behind the scenes?
I wonder how preparations for the 100% for real festive fancy dress party are going? Is Jack in her full costume yet? Has she jumped in a paddling pool? What flavour of diluting juice is she packing? Will there be J1g?
Love and recommend this show! Also would give Pumble pass to the “bear”
That 2nd to last line is the only honest thing she's ever written. Why does she find every little incident in her life so noteworthy and remarkable?
At least she was self aware back then. What happened since?
All Jack had to do was scream 'YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR LEGS SHUT' to the growling, barking, pint and shot swilling, tray hurling sweary teenage Mum, right in her FACE. She would have had the last laugh and everyone would have clapped.I just found rough mum post for a lil re-read. Tory Jack on full loathsome display here and ALL of this DEFINITELY REALLY HAPPENED OKAY.
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Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
Gosh a lot of weird, unlikely events happen in Jack's life don't they.tattle.life
Tray flinging woman doesn't know what a lucky escape she had. If SB hadn't been there Jack would have hospitalised her with an almighty shin kicking. Danny Dyer should do one of his documentaries about her "Southends Hardest Slopgibbon".
Love it too, but he’s far too young for me. Hey ho. Seriously cannot wait for her unruly lab take on his Italian beef sandwich
Dick is abundant, as the saying goes.
I’m assuming that she was wearing her stab vest this day?
I was trying to think who he reminded me of, and that's it- there is a chap in my town who has been on that programme (no idea if he's clean nowadays) and could absolutely be his twin. The boyish square-jawed face (jim morrison) but painfully gaunt.
She was carrying her witch, this bag is CATH KIDSTON bag so that all present would be fully aware she was a nice middle class girl and certainly not of the great unwashed lower orders who frequent the beer gardens of public houses.
And that homeless man? Albert Einstein
Petition to allow swearing in thread titles so we can use “I’m clearly a massive, massive bleep”.
Send him my way Betty, dont be stingy
Regarding the post in the last thread about the 'Jimmy waffle-on' spiritual seaside sunrise story, as if an MOD guy would just stand there and stare at you without saying a word on an active firing range.
All of you who would pass on Cillian, I think the slop has addled your minds. Look at him.
The Jack versus abusive drunk stories are hilarious for their didn't happen-isness. I'm still unsure of the relevance of her deposit being due the next day when pub mum stole her wallet. But she really does have the worst luck when it comes to large amounts of money being taken from her.
The Jack versus abusive drunk stories are hilarious for their didn't happen-isness. I'm still unsure of the relevance of her deposit being due the next day when pub mum stole her wallet. But she really does have the worst luck when it comes to large amounts of money being taken from her.
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She was sadfishing & rattling the tip jar I reckon.
What if Jack was the awful woman, drunk in a pub garden with SB and told her to keep it down that they were recording her etc and she posted that thread to see if anyone thought there was a risk of social services involvement?
Speculation m'lud.
Speculation m'lud.
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