Jack Monroe #44 Spoiler

[GrunkaLunka]

Honey, I'm home!
How bleeping manipulative is she? Louisa went out and her friend posted a lovely photo of her looking really happy. So the ghost of Christmas tit posts an old photo from when they had gone out for lunch to try and guilt trip/remind her what she's missing/spoil her day. Poor Louisa, she looked so happy and then that bleeping idiot rears up. "Don't forget meeeeeee"



<insert gif of someone shutting a door in someone else's face (I think it was from The Office USA) >



Also, @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon what an amazing recap/info post. Brilliant. That will be so useful at the start of every thread. Thank you for taking the time.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Here’s a picture of a world weary potato to cheer you up:
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Turns out I can post pictures

This potato is how i

oops-feel

 

[Pocahontas]

I can't take credit for that line @Pocahontas... X
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Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water...

 

[Jelly Bean]

Reading again I don't think GIFs are banned full stop - just not hundreds.

Honey, I'm home!
How bleeping manipulative is she? Louisa went out and her friend posted a lovely photo of her looking really happy. So the ghost of Christmas tit posts an old photo from when they had gone out for lunch to try and guilt trip/remind her what she's missing/spoil her day. Poor Louisa, she looked so happy and then that bleeping idiot rears up. "Don't forget meeeeeee"



<insert gif of someone shutting a door in someone else's face (I think it was from The Office USA) >



Also, @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon what an amazing recap/info post. Brilliant. That will be so useful at the start of every thread. Thank you for taking the time.

I hadn't even joined the dots with Louisa out and having fun and Jack's 'look when we went out for cheeky lil date' photo.
Jack when she is kind and happy I'm sure must be a lovely interesting companion. It would be the constant victim complex that must get so bloody tedious. Plus the self obsession. Having to prop up someone else's ego while they rarely consider you is a terrible burden.

 

[Pablomamma]

I’m really laughing because one of her fans has said she also ‘bites her gums’ and I’ve just spent 5 mins trying to work out how that’s possible.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

She better not come for my Claudia.

OMG I love Claudia!!!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Sorry if I'm off topic but Laurence Fox chat has reminded me of his music video...I still find it so hard to process the idea that THIS ISN'T SATIRE? IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL?! It almost makes me recoil as much as Jack's kitty porn videos

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

But Jack has never met the man, no idea why she was included in the article at all? '

Food writer Jack Monroe believes Kohli should face action for his alleged seedy behaviour.

She said: “I thought I was in the wrong somehow and wouldn’t be believed. It is paramount that he faces consequences for his behaviour.

"I believe that there is strong enough testimony that he certainly will.”

Nothing in any of Jack's seventysquillion posts have ever mentioned this man.

Sorry if this has been said before but I've had to take a while off and smash tiles and look after my five dogs and 9 cats make a lovely mosaic.

Did we ever find out about the Great Dane?

I think she did a couple of late night tweets about him in the midst of Walliams-gate. I’ll see if I can find them. She basically said that he’d harrassed her. I think the quote in that article came from her tweets.

ETA - found one of the tweets. Now attached.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Really sorry to link to the S*n, fraus, but this popped up from another attention seeker I follow - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...ohli-snp-independence-harassment-accusations/

First let me preface by saying this is horrible, horrible stuff and he should be utterly ashamed. I believe every woman in here.

But there's a VERY familiar name about halfway down. This is clearly one off her 'revenge list' or whatever. I do find it interesting that she hasn't mentioned this at all. Is she gearing up for another takedown? Does she not want to detract attention from the kitten (and the begging bowl)?? Place your bets herren und frauen!

@crystaleyesd Of course Vonny LeClerc is in it *biggest bleeping eyeroll at that*, who would have thought her and JM in the same article?! I am by no means playing this down and believe them all. I have to say it makes me very sad as many many years ago in my first job I dealt with HKS Dad, and a more gracious and gentlemanly man you couldn’t meet

 

[TillyMiffin]

Reading again I don't think GIFs are banned full stop - just not hundreds.

I hadn't even joined the dots with Louisa out and having fun and Jack's 'look when we went out for cheeky lil date' photo.
Jack when she is kind and happy I'm sure must be a lovely interesting companion. It would be the constant victim complex that must get so bloody tedious. Plus the self obsession. Having to prop up someone else's ego while they rarely consider you is a terrible burden.

Has she deleted that pic? Of her & L on date? Could’nt find it!

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

I’m really laughing because one of her fans has said she also ‘bites her gums’ and I’ve just spent 5 mins trying to work out how that’s possible.

Not gonna lie I just tried to bite my gums and got told off by Mr LF 'you look like you're in a rave in the 90s on all of the drugs'

 

[Aquamarina]

OMG I love Claudia!!!

Babe, same. I’d love to be mates with Claudia. I know we’d have a right old time together.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Not being funny but I think you’ll find he’s my Monty. However, am happy to share him for a packet of wine gums and a nice chat about how good Adam Frost looks with his lockdown hairstyle

Sorry (not sorry) frau, I saw him first

 

[Switchstreetz]

Honey, I'm home!
How bleeping manipulative is she? Louisa went out and her friend posted a lovely photo of her looking really happy. So the ghost of Christmas tit posts an old photo from when they had gone out for lunch to try and guilt trip/remind her what she's missing/spoil her day. Poor Louisa, she looked so happy and then that bleeping idiot rears up. "Don't forget meeeeeee"



<insert gif of someone shutting a door in someone else's face (I think it was from The Office USA) >



Also, @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon what an amazing recap/info post. Brilliant. That will be so useful at the start of every thread. Thank you for taking the time.

Honestly I took a brief look at Louisa's socials and from what I saw she seems like a nice lady. I hope she finds happiness and stays clear of jack's chaos.

I'm willing to bet if jack hasn't made an extravagant gesture yet she'll start getting big gifts to entice her back soon (maybe a sideboard to Thot upon)

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Honestly I took a brief look at Louisa's socials and from what I saw she seems like a nice lady. I hope she finds happiness and stays clear of jack's chaos.

I'm willing to bet if jack hasn't made an extravagant gesture yet she'll start getting big gifts to entice her back soon (maybe a sideboard to Thot upon)

She has really kind eyes doesn't she?

I have a bit of a thing about eyes. I truly believe they are a window to the soul.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Sorry if I'm off topic but Laurence Fox chat has reminded me of his music video...I still find it so hard to process the idea that THIS ISN'T SATIRE? IS THIS ACTUALLY REAL?! It almost makes me recoil as much as Jack's kitty porn videos

he thinks he’s Johnny Flynn. He is not!
Edit to say I’ve just taken in the lyrics and visuals and erm Jesus Christ

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Has she deleted that pic? Of her & L on date? Could’nt find it!

It's still there on Jack's Insta Story but L isn't in the photo. It's just Jack taking a selfie.

 

[Switchstreetz]

She has really kind eyes doesn't she?

I have a bit of a thing about eyes. I truly believe they are a window to the soul.

I know exactly what you mean! Let's hope she's having the time of her life hanging out with her friends, I do honestly feel so bad for how she was basically humiliated and painted as the bad guy online.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lads! There's a sponsored Hellmann's post on Insta showing the behind the scenes footage Jack mentioned.

ETA: looks like she had someone there to film her.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I’ve unfollowed JM on Instagram, one less for her.

Lads! There's a sponsored Hellmann's post on Insta showing the behind the scenes footage Jack mentioned.

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She likes to collect stuff - the (probably Cotswold) dresser looks very full.